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If Only The Shadow President Was a Shadow Of His Former Self!

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1. Keeping The Government Open Was Johnson’s Priority, Not Funding Ukraine
2. Policy Disagreements Are Not “A Kind Of Treason”
3. Who Dresses You? If I Were You, I’d Sue Them For Malpractice

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Tucker Carlson, who regularly spreads Kremlin propaganda, accuses Speaker Johnson of “treason” for supporting Ukraine:

“I watched him make the number one priority of his speakership funding Ukraine, without any audit at all…it’s a kind of treason.”

Readers Tried To Add Context Pointing Out That The AfD Is A Party Linked To Neo-Nazis, But Every Time They Hit Submit They Were Told That They Were Contravening Community Standards And They Should Cut It Out

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Only the AfD can save Germany

The Absurd Ironyometer Looks Directly Into The Camera And Sardonically Comments, “I’m Too Old For This Shit!”

Ron Smith
@Ronyxyz

Mike Flynn accuses the Biden administration of not facilitating a peaceful transfer of power.

Lawler To Tapper: “You Say That Like It’s A Bug…”

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Jake Tapper to Rep. Mike Lawler: “We go through this every single time Republicans control the House … you can’t govern.”

Not True: Biden Asked For More Popcorn

POLITICO
@politico

Biden keeps quiet as Washington spirals into shutdown chaos

So, Wait – You’re A Democrat?
Aren’t You Supposed To Make A Big Speech When You Switch Parties? You Know, The Kind That Invokes Idealism To Mask Opportunism?

MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

BREAKING Vance just came out and Exposed Democrats for Shutting Down the Government

“They’ve asked for a shutdown, and I think that’s exactly what theY are going to get

I AGREE, SHUT IT ALL DOWN

Maybe If They Tried To Wear Their Glasses Instead Of Drinking Them, They Would See The World More Clearly

Acyn
@Acyn

Crockett: It is amazing they want to make up laws to lock up anyone who does not see the world through the orange-flavoured glasses that they do.

Christmas Is Grumpy At Being Taken Away From Its Downtime In Bethlehem, So Don’t Expect The Holiday To Be Grateful

Coach Tommy Tuberville
@SenTuberville

Thanks to President Trump, Christmas is back in America.

So He Can Sail Back To 1929?

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

BREAKING: Donald Trump says he may demand that the Panama Canal be returned to the United States.

If We Say It’s The Most Trusted Source Of News…By Joe Rogan…

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Joe Rogan says X is the most trusted source of news!

True.

She Has Also Withdrawn From Consideration For A Nobel Peace Prize AND A Grammy Award
There Is No End To Her Lack Of Qualifications!

MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch

Lara Trump says she is withdrawing her name from consideration to fill Marco Rubio’s U.S. Senate seat in Florida.

I’m Sure That Sounded Clever In Her Head, But…

Acyn
@Acyn

Boebert: We are already seeing an end to the woke agenda… because America is fully awake and not woke

Trump Immediately Invites Her To Mar-a-Lago To Discuss Cabinet Positions

NewsWire
@NewsWire_US

Rep. Kay Granger, not seen in six months, located at a dementia care home – WCBM

To Be Fair, The American People Aren’t Going To Read The 200 Page Version, Either

Acyn
@Acyn

Habba: And they put this 1700 page document together, hoping that the American people won’t read it.

When You’ve Got A Good Thing Going…

Jon Cooper
@joncooper tweets

Why are MAGA cultists STILL habitually so angry, cynical, resentful and unhappy with life?

I Might Be More Sympathetic To This Point Of View If Western Countries Actually Acted On That Supposedly “Most Cherished Belief”
(By Which I Mean My Sympathy Would Go From -1,000 To -999)

Konstantin Kisin
@KonstantinKisin

Western countries won’t stop suffering terrorist attack after terrorist attack until they let go of their most cherished belief: that all people are equal and that all cultures are the same.

AND SHE’S PROUD OF THAT?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Laura Loomer says she is the one who gave Trump the idea to seize the Panama Canal after she returned from a trip there.

How Is Your Nose Not Knocking Into The Camera?

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Sean Hannity: On this show, we tell you the truth.. They peddle lies and conspiracy theories for a living. @Acyn

Where Have I Heard THAT Justification Of Genocide Before?

Sanity In NY
@SanityInNY

The irony of all of the “genocide” allegations is that these animals aren’t even human

Funny Way Of Wishing People A Merry Christmas

Maye Musk
@mayemusk

When two illegal immigrant mothers were interviewed outside their NYC hotel, they said their sheets were laundered daily, they had three meals a day for them and their babies, and many other free items. They were very happy. Are New York taxpayers happy about this?

The Capitalism Eating People’s Faces Party Is Cleaning Its Forks And Sharpening It Knives

Mark Greene
@Remaking Manhood

82% of Obamacare applications for 2025 are from states that voted for Trump

Who Could Have Imagined That The Capitalism Eating People’s Faces Party Would Eat The Faces Of Heroes Like Firefighters?

Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

WOW! NYC firefighter unions, which supported Donald Trump, just SLAMMED him and Elon Musk for removing 9/11 first responder healthcare funding from the government funding bill! Trump has already forgotten about these heroes!

You Mean, Before You And People Like You Hogged All The Pie?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

The “fixed pie” fallacy is at the heart of much wrong-headed economic thinking.

There is essentially infinite potential for job and company creation.

Think of all the things that didn’t exist 20 or 30 years ago!

I Feel Like If You Had Just Worked Indigenous People Into The Comment, You Could Have Won A Racist Trifecta

Uncommon Sense
@Uncommonsince76

Here’s Ben Shapiro explaining how the Rosa Parks Bus Lawsuit was planned in advance by the Jewish led NAACP.

It’s all kosher theatre.

The People Have Spoken, And They Wanted…This?

Ian Jaeger
@IanJaeger29

BREAKING: President Trump plans to rename America’s tallest Mountain, Mount Denali back to Mount McKinley, undoing the name change by President Obama in 2015.

Awesome.