How Did The Old New Deal Work Out?
For That Matter, How Did The Older New Deal Work Out?
Or, Since We’re On The Subject, How Did The Ancient New Deal Work Out?
This Whole New Deal Thing Really Is Getting Old
“Will another ‘new deal’ save Toronto?
– Toronto Star
It’s A Miracle! Is There Nothing That Injecting Poison Into Your Body Can’t Do?
“For a new diagnosis, a gulp of fresh air
Those unable to burp now have a name for their condition, an online community and a treatment: Botox?”
– Toronto Star
An Eternity
“What would it take to find their ‘forever home?'”
– Toronto Star
$200 Per Citizen
Really, It’s No Trouble – He Just Puts It On Plastic
“What price will Ford pay to get re-elected?”
– Toronto Star
How Else Would Snails Have Gainful Employment?
“Do we really need full-time snail mail?”
– Toronto Star
The Canadian People
“Trudeau or Poilievre – who stands to lose more, thanks to Trump’s win?”
– Toronto Star
Certainly!
And As Long As There’s A Hole In The Border Wall, It May Also Actually Work!
“U.S. senator wants high-speed rail from N.Y.C. to Toronto. But will it happen?”
– Toronto Star
They Didn’t Stock Enough Charmin
“How did we squeeze out corner stores?”
– Toronto Star
Now You’re Just Throwing Random Syllables Together Aren’t You?
“Barbenheimer, meet Glicked
Can ‘Wicked’ and ‘Gladiator II’ replicate ‘Barbie’ and ‘Oppenheimer’ success?”
– Toronto Star
The Provincial Kind, Apparently
“What Kind of a province do we want?”
– Toronto Star
That Show Has Run Its Course – Seriously, It’s Time To Move On
“Can we be forced back to the office?”
– Toronto Star
Not Enough People Thought It Was Revoltin’ Enough
“Why was this spa development not stopped?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? I Smelled The Beans Last Week, And I’m Still Shaking!
“Is world’s most expensive coffee worth all the buzz?”
– Toronto Star
I’ll Take “Questions 99% Of Us Will Never Ask” For 800, Alex
“This renovated loft, near Toronto’s Distillery District, or that century home close to Elora?”
– Toronto Star
We’re Not Producing Enough Of It
“What are we getting wrong with housing?”
– Toronto Star
Of Course! It Will Keep Politicians From Having To Make Hard Decisions For Years!
…But, Uhh, You Meant Benefit For Ordinary Citizens, Didn’t You? Them, Not So Much
“Will more consultation offer any benefit?”
– Toronto Star
Mark McKinney
“Who is best to take on Trump?”
– Toronto Star
If Not, Maybe I Should Cancel My Subscription To Drone Paranoia Magazine
“Do mystery drones scare anyone else?”
– Toronto Star
Flight Attendants Joking That Your Luggage Sounds Like It’s Having A Better Vacation Than You Are
“Trading privacy to find your luggage
Apple’s ‘Find My’ function can now be shared with Air Canada, but at what risk?”
– Toronto Star
The Spotted Water Hemlock Is Calling The King Cobra Toxic.
You Want To Get In The Middle Of THAT Argument?
“Who’s calling whom toxic?”
– Toronto Star
That’s How A Service Economy Works
“Why are we taking orders from Trump?”
– Toronto Star
Remember: Whenever One Door Closes, The Door To A Pediatrician’s Office Where You Can Get Your Crushed Toes Looked After Opens
“Was Freeland pushed or did she seize an opportunity?”
– Toronto Star
H. G. Wells
“Who will pay to clean up oil wells?”
– Toronto Star
How Do You Think Your Average White Supremacist Answers That Question?
“Are identity politics really dead and gone?”
– Toronto Star
To Deter Other People From Becoming Unhoused
Just Look At What Arresting People For Robbery Has Done To The Crime Rate
“What’s the point in arresting the homeless?”
– Toronto Star
Those Social Security Checks Won’t Deliver Themselves…Or Is That The Point?
“Do we need Canada Post?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely Not
You’ll Die Millions Of Years Before Time Ends
“Am I destined to be single forever?”
– Toronto Star
Luck Ain’t Got Nothin’ Ta Do With It, Son
“South Korea just averted martial law. Will the U.S. be so lucky?”
– Toronto Star
The Circus You Buy
“With more cash than you need, what’s fair?”
– Toronto Star
Would That Be The Country Built On Slavery Or The Country That Tried To Exterminate The Indigenous Population?
“Can either restore the America that was?”
– Toronto Star