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Think They’ll Trade Dating Tips At Cabinet Meetings?

Bill Madden
@maddenifico

You cannot make this shit up. Four of the adjudicated rapist Trump’s cabinet picks have been accused of sexual assault: Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr. and Elon Musk. Never in American history has any president’s cabinet picks been accused of sexual assault. Only Trump.

He, At Least, Can Blame The Lie On A Dead Worm In His Brain
What Are The Other Republicans’ Excuse For Their Memories?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Kasie Hunt: “You recently said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?

RFK Jr: I never said that.

Hunt: Play the clip.

RFK JR (in the clip): There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.

That’s Understandable: Trump Has Normalized Insanity
Clearly, Though, He Has More Work To Do…

WeThePeople
@PrincessBravato

Russia is bragging they interfered.
This is fucking insane to me.

“…And The First Thing It Will Shatter Is My Credibility On Being A Free Speech Absolutist.”

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

There will be consequences for those who pushed foreign interference hoaxes.

The Hammer of Justice is coming.

“…And Replace It With The Office.”

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Steve Bannon: “President Trump in his first cabinet picks has shown that we are going to deconstruct the administrative state.”

Those Family Members You Haven’t Seen Since Then Aren’t Dead – They’re On A Vacation From Which They’ll Never Return

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

We’re coming up on the five year anniversary of Covid, and if you recall, under President Trump’s leadership, we had incredible public health policies. President Trump’s

Not That They Would Be So Gauche As To Use It…

Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins

BREAKING: CNN lead Data Analyst Harry Enten just destroyed the myth that Donald Trump has a huge mandate. Donald Trump’s win was one of the narrowest in American history and Democrats still hold considerable power.

Antisemitic Basta – Wait, Who?

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

The “goal is to destroy the ability of Palestinians to live in that area as a group. And in my definition, that is genocide.”

Renowned Israeli-American Holocaust historian and genocide expert @bartov_omer to me, at our live event in DC.

Yes

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Wow. A seemingly intoxicated Donald Trump Jr. Can’t get his words out and gets our nation’s capitol wrong by calling it “Washington T.C.”

Is he drunk, high, or just stupid?

They Reported That The Ring Tasted Of Sulphur And Broken Dreams

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

Joe and Mika went to Mar a Lago to talk with Trump over the weekend. First face-to-face meeting in seven years. “We didn’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues and we told him so,” @JoeNBC says. “What we did agree on – was to restart communications,” @morningmika says.

Looks Like Somebody Still Has Some Fucks To Give

Jo
@JoJoFromJerz

Fuck Joe & Mika.
Fuck Morning Joe.
And fuck MSNBC if they keep them on the fucking air.

Dude! Have You Met The Average Man Lately?

the Rich
@Duderichy

being a sex worker teaches you literally nothing about the average man bc the average man doesn’t see sex workers

“Not That I Ever Met Him – What Was His Name, Again? Bernie Carp? – Or Know Who He Is…”

Republican Voters Against Trump
@AccountableGOP

Trump nominates Brendan Carr, author of the FCC Chapter in Project 2025, to be the Chairman of the FCC.

To Be Fair, What Journalist Could Refuse The Low-hanging Fruit Of Matt Gaetz?

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

This is why the entire narrative about Dems losing touch with the working class while Trump apparently showed he cares for them is so infuriating.

Biden tried to give extra pay to 4 million workers. A Trump-appointed conservative just blocked him.

No blowback for Trump.

What Do YOU Do For Fun?
Oh, Wait – Yuck! I Don’t Want To Know!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Wow. MAGA cultist Josiah Moody says intercourse without procreation is “gay sex” and people who are infertile should remain celibate.

He says sex should ONLY be for procreation.

What do you say to him?

Somebody Has Clearly Been Watching Sesame Street Again!
Or Possibly Monty Python’s Meaning of Life

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG

If you believe that today’s “climate change” is caused by too much carbon, you have been fooled.

We live on a spinning planet that rotates around a much bigger sun along with other planets and heavenly bodies rotating around the sun that all create gravitational pull on one another while our galaxy rotates and travels through the universe.

Considering all of that, yes our climate will change, and it’s totally normal!

Welfare Queens – The Next Generation

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

“It should be a life vest, not a lifestyle” – Rep. Mark Alford on Fox Business says he wants to cut food stamps to pay for more tax cuts

Suddenly, Cutting Medicare And Medicaid Makes Sense

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

“These people [the disabled], the cost, they should just die… William doesn’t recognize you, he should just die.”

Donald Trump, speaking to his nephew Fred Trump, about Fred’s disabled son, as well as about disabled people in general!

You Have To Admit: Teaching Children How To Clothesline Somebody Could Come In Useful In Active Shooter Situations

Pop Base
@PopBase

Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.

He Might Be More Willing To Wish People A Happy “Freedom From The Womb” Day

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Watters says men don’t wish other men happy birthday.

Why is Jesse Watters terrified of people thinking he’s gay?

Oh, Great! Now You Have Me Imagining Trump In A Yellow Polka Dot Bikini! THANKS A LOT!

BrooklynDad_Defiant!
@mmpadellan

trump does not have a mandate.

His margin of victory is itsy-bisy, teeny-weeny, super small.

One of the smallest in HISTORY.

Smaller than President Biden’s.
Smaller than President Obama’s.
Smaller than Bush’s.

TINY.

Ruble Without A Pause

Manu Raju
@mkraju

Asked Lindsey Graham if the sexual misconduct allegations involving Gaetz, including sex with a minor (which Gaetz denies), gives him pause, Graham said: “Nobody should be disqualified because of a media report.”