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The Trump Show, Renewed For a Second Season!

So What? The Store Has A Strict No Returns Policy. Ever.

Jon Cooper
@oncoopertweets

MARK MY WORDS: If Trump moves forward with imposing 20% across-the-board tariffs *60% for Chinese goods!), consumer prices will rise immediately. Americans will instantly feel the inflationary impact, and Trump’s approval numbers will plummet.

Buyer’s remorse will set in fast.

I Don’t Know: The Extreme Court Could Take The Case Up On A Blurbsday

Inside with Jen Psaki
@InsideWithPsaki

.@Neal_Katyal on Trump’s call to end birthright citizenship: “The 14th Amendment is as clear as day that there is no way he can do that. If he tries that, he will lose in court every day of the week.”

He’ll Have To Start Them Happening In Order To Do That

Daily Loud
@DailyLoud

Donald Trump promises to ban transgender surgeries for minors in all 50 states.

Is This The Beginning Of The End Of The Bromance?
Sounds Like Somebody’s About To Enter Couples Therapy!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: “Elon Musk! Elon. What a job he does. And he happens to be a really good guy. He likes this place; I can’t get him out of here. And I like having him here too…”

No Worries: Donald Trump Will Be Your Protector (Just Ask E. Jean Carroll)

Rachel Charlene
@RachelCharlene

few things more terrifying to me rn than seeing gen z boys increasingly and gleefully commenting “your body, my choice” on young women’s tiktoks

Nicholas J. Fuentes
@NickFuentes

Your body, my choice. Forever.

Where Is Shirley Bassey When You Need Her?

Eric Garcia
@EricG1247

The last time trump put tarriffs on China, they stopped buying our soybeans.

Small farmers committed suicide after losing everything.

Big farmers got BILLIONS in bailouts.

Now With a Whole New Cast!

Maybe Not, But They Sure Look Good On TV, And What More Can You Ask Of A Nominee?

Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen

The same people who’ve spent the last several years decrying “unqualified DEI hires” are now shoehorning through Cabinet nominations who can’t even pass a basic background test.

The United States Is So Doomed

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Don Jr. Says he is helping his dad to pick his cabinet members:

I want people who don’t think they know better than my father

Isn’t The Maxim To ADD Seven Years To –
Wait, What Do You Mean “Almost Never” Betrayed It?

Matt Gaetz
@mattgaetz

Being nominated to head the DOJ is such sweet revenge after they came after me for “sex trafficking.” The general wisdom concerning age gap dating is to halve one’s age and subtract seven. I’m 42 and have almost never betrayed this general maxim over the last 10 years

He’s Still Around?
I Mean, He’s Still Alive?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Gaetz thought it was a great idea before the 2022 midterms to say that women who were upset about Roe being overturned were all fat & ugly.

Now, on the eve of the 2024 election, he claims that the Barbie movie was released to brainwash men not to vote.

Less Than 24 Hours – That Must Be Some Kind Of Record!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

According to a new report by the Wall Street Journal, Matt Gaetz’s nomination for AG is in serious trouble

One person familiar with the conversations among Republican senators told WSJ that “significantly more than four” Senators opposed, which would be enough to tank Gaetz’s chances.

Other estimates ranged from more than a dozen Republican “no” votes to more than 30. “It won’t even be close,” another person said.

Eyeing The Justice Department, Matt Gaetz Says, “Hold My Beer…”

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

“Hegseth is undoubtedly the least qualified nominee for SecDef in American history,” one veterans’ advocate said.

Where Is John Bolton When The Country Needs Him?

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING NEWS:

Donald Trump has offerred Elise Stefanik, the woman who ran for her life on January 6 and then called insurrectionists “patriots,”the job as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

She is a traitor and this is ridiculous.

And We Mustn’t Forget The Deadbeats Who Hang Around The Set

Unless You Happen To Enjoy Dark Humour
In Which Case It Will Be Sinfully Watchable

Marlene Robertson
@marlene4719

So the scumbag who pleaded the 5th 75 times, who was responsible for the largest Medicare fraud in American history will be made Senate Majority Leader and will oversee cutting Medicare and Medicaid.

This is going to be unwatchable.

Because Representatives Don’t Vote In The Senate, Right?
Tell Me It’s Because Representatives Don’t Vote In The Senate

Rep. Mike Collins
@RepMikeCollins

I will not be voting for Thune or Cornyn for Senate Majority Leader. Do not attempt to change my mind.

Keep In Mind, This Was The Most Reasonable Of The Three Choices For Speaker Of The House

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BAIER: Is the Senate ready to really dismantle the federal bureaucracy like Musk and Ramaswamy are talking about?

JOHN THUNE: I think this is long overdue, honestly.

Romeo And Juliet Was A Tragedy
Oedipus Rex Was A Tragedy
Last Year’s Maple Leafs Were A Tragedy
This Is Barely A Comedy

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Roger Stone says it is “a tragedy” and “not fair” that he was outbid by The Onion in his attempt to buy InfoWars in the bankruptcy auction to keep it going, and wants Matt Gaetz to investigate what happened as soon as he takes office as AG.

So, If Trump Says Vaccines Cause Children’s Noses To Grow Six Feet Long…?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

TAPPER: The medical community has been clear that what RFK Jr says about vaccines is false. They don’t cause autism. Does that bother you at all?

SENATOR-ELECT JIM BANKS: Look, Jake, in the election Donald Trump won the popular vote

Sure You Stood Behind Obama
It Was Easier To Plunge Knives In His Back That Way

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Alina Habba says that all Americans should support Donald Trump: “You’ve got to own when you lose and say: this is America. We have to stand behind President Trump…When Obama won, we stood behind Obama. That’s what we used to do.”