Expect Israel To Bomb Them Any Day Now, Accusing Them Of Harbouring Hamas Command And Control Centres In Their Basements
Isaac’s Army
@ReturnOfKappy
There are underground tunnel systems under Disney Land and Disney world…
This is well documented by survivors of SRA….
Voting For Politicians Hoping They WON’T Keep Their Promises? I’ll Bet Timothy Snyder Didn’t See THAT One Coming!
The Tennessee Holler
TheTNHoller
TRUMP-VOTING SOUTH DAKOTA FARMER: “Half our workers are foreign-born… it’s an open secret farms are held up by undocumented workers… if they round them up within 2 days we won’t have food… we have to trust (Trump) won’t do what they say they will.”
That’s The Problem With Antisemites: Always Comparing Granny Smiths To McIntosh Reds!
Tuomas Malinen
@mtmalinen
So, let me get this straight. Russia invading Ukraine is a war-crime, but Israel invading Syria is “building a buffer-zone”?
Wow! Emoluments Take Some Crazy Forms These Days
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
BREAKING: George Stephanopoulos and ABC apologize to Trump and agree to pay $15 million to settle defamation lawsuit.
Could It Be That, Unlike You, He Genuinely Likes Women?
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: [Trudeau] is not secure in his masculinity. He’s hiding something. He did something bad and he’s catering to women in a way that makes me uncomfortable and not trust him.
In That Case, I Would Say Your Understanding Of Godliness Is About As Good As Your Understanding Of The Meaning Of The Word Abdicated
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Pete Hegseth: “You find yourself saying, ‘Well, I guess I’ll just fight for the flag and fight for America ’cause it’s a really good place.’ Yeah. But what if America’s been totally abdicated by a godless agenda, which it has today.”
The Fact That Elon Musk Thinks This Is An Indictment Of The Education System Is The Real Indictment Of The Education System
The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole
Younger Americans are less likely to think of the Founders as heroes relative to older generations.
You Mean He’s Finally Stopped Talking About The Size Of His…Campaign Crowds? It’s Only Been Eight Years…
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Tucker Carlson at Mar-a-Lago: “You’ll never meet a guy who whines less about himself that Donald Trump, ever.”
Explaining What The Voice Of America Is Wouldn’t Make A Bit Of Difference To You, Wou – I Didn’t Think So…
George
@BehizyTweets
Kari Lake planned to reform America’s news by confiscating the licenses of outlets that spew lies. She can now help get it done as Director of Voice of America.
“We’re going to take a long, hard look at the FCC licenses that these people have.”
…Who Have No Place To Live
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
In most cases, the word “homeless” is a lie.
It’s usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness.
Good To See That TwitterX Isn’t All Bad News…
Kat Kanada
@KatKanada_TM
Thanks to the authoritarian Liberal thugs in our government, Canada has lost a national treasure. Jordan Peterson has announced that he is officially moving to the States.
This made me sad.
That’s Not A Reality Show I Would Pay For, But Since It’s Free, Let’s Make Some Popcorn!
Oversight Committee
@GOPoversight
BREAKING- @RepJamesComer has been selected to serve as the chairman of the Oversight Committee for the 119th Congress.
A Democracy? Really? Oh, Adam, You’re Adorable! Please Do What You Can To Ensure Prison Doesn’t Change You!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Schiff: “I don’t think the incoming president should be threatening his opponents with jail time. That’s not the kind of talk we should hear from the president in a democracy.”
Not Krispy Kreme Donuts?
I’m Afraid We’re Going To Have To Agree To Disagree On This One
Alex Cole
@acnewsitics
For profit healthcare is the most vile thing in existence.
You Mean, The Guy Everybody Calls “Milquetoast” Merrick?
Acyn
@Acyn
Collins: You know, you voted against everyone except Lloyd Austin.
Cruz: But look, I mean, a lot of Biden’s picks, I think were extreme. You look at someone like Merrick Garland.
Best Not To Watch Videos Of Children In Gaza
That’s What Your Jewish, Zionist Doctors Do
Jews Say No To Genocide
@JewsSayNo
If we tell our Jewish Zionist doctors that we’re anxious because we spend our days watching videos of children in #Gaza starving, parentless, and living their lives without all their limbs, will we be labelled antisemitic? Will it be reported as an antisemitic incident?
There’s An Obvious Joke About A Bullet Being The Cure, But I’m Sure It’s Already Been Made 1,000 Times On Social Media
EssenViews
@essenviews
UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty says that the company will continue the legacy of Brian Thompson and will combat ‘unnecessary’ care for sustainability reasons.
Shh – Not So Loud! You Don’t Want Your BFF In The White House To Hear You Say That…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Turns out you do actually need to prosecute crime who knew
Because Doing So Would Make Him Look Bad – Duh!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Pete Hegseth was asked to comment on a CNN report from today about his past comments from the past against gay people serving in the U.S. military.
His response: “I don’t feel the need to respond to CNN.”
Why can’t he answer a simple question?
I Don’t Know: It Allowed Companies To Fob Off The Cost Of Dealing With Unnecessarily Exorbitant Packaging Onto Consumers For Decades
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Recycling is pointless
Trump Wins The Incomprehensibility War Without Firing A Shoot
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Mystery Drone sightings all over the Country. Can this really be happening without our government’s knowledge. I don think so! Let the public know, and now. Otherwise, shot them down!!! DJT
Follow The Money: Who Owns Stock In Iron Lung Manufacturing Companies?
Jo
@JoJrFromJerz
Wait, wait, WAIT – RFK Jr.’s lawyer has petitioned the government to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
That Can’t Be Right! 90% Of Jewish Columnists And Journalistic Sources Are Zionists!
I Mean, If That Is Right, Almost Half Of Canadian Jews Hate Themselves!
I’m Sorry, But That Can’t Be Right!
Jake Landau (He/Him)
@JakeLandauTO
Polling conducted by Leger shows that only 51% of Canadian Jews identify as Zionists. That is…extremely different from anything @CIJAInfo would try to tell you