The Purchaser
Trading A Felony Charge For A Civil Lawsuit?
Priceless! (Except For Any Penalty A Jury May Assess. Maybe Genius Would Have Been Better. Let’s Go With That…) Genius!
Teddy Schleifer
@teddyschleifer
We’re on hour three of the Elon Musk super PAC lottery lawsuit in a court in Philadelphia.
Larry Krasner has been testifying that the entire premise of the Musk lottery was a “scam” and a “grift” and “disingenuous.”
The Musk team has been arguing that this was not a “lottery” because its $1 million winners were actually pre-selected based on whom would be their best spokespeople for the super PAC. Team Musk says their winners were not “random.”
This Is Crazy
Scott Nover
@ScottNover
My entire Twitter feed is Elon Musk commenting “This is crazy” and quote tweeting something that a fourth-grader should be able to tell is made up.
The Product
He’s The Anti-Jim Carrey
BA22
@sportphotos
Why does Trump lie about everything?
Trump Chokes To Death On A Hamberder
Blue Sedition
@BlueSedition
Please, anyone, pitch me the wildest story you can think of that you think would end Trump’s campaign and I’ll tell you why it absolutely would not.
And If The Great Spaghetti Monster Came Down From The Top Of His Bowl And Said He Would Be Giving A Million Noodly Appendages To A Registered Voter Every Day Until The Election, I Would Be Doing Great With People Who Can Eat Gluten
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: If God came down from on high and God said I will be the voting tabulator for the day, I believe I would win California because I do great with the Hispanics
Trump: Kamala Harris isn’t fit to be president of the United States, in no way is she fit. She doesn’t have the intellect, stamina or that special quality that real leaders, people like Brett Favre have.
They Vacation Permanently At Tommy’s Holiday Camp
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: “Maybe we’ll pay off the $35 trillion US debt in Crypto. I’ll write on a little piece of paper, ‘$35T crypto we have no debt.’ That’s what I like.”
How can anyone vote for this absolute moron?
Judge…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on Haitian migrants who are in Springfield legally: “They use a little technicality so we don’t call ’em, but that to me, it’s illegal.”
Jury And Executioner:
Then, I’ll Put My Thumb Up If I Want Them Killed And I’ll…Do Something Else If I Want Them To Live – But I Don’t Think THAT’s Very Likely – And Then We’ll Make Popcorn And Watch As The Janitor Washes The Blood Off The Gym Floor
Oh, Just Imagine All The Fun We Will Have!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: Those Penn state guys, I wanted them to wrestle the migrants. I told the Dana White. I told him to set up his league of champions and a migrant league. I want the migrant to go against the champion. I think migrant might win. That’s how nasty some are
Trump Clearly Made A Bet That He Could Alienate All Of His White, Suburban Female Supporters
And You Know How He Hates To Lose!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on Michelle Obama: “Am I allowed to hit her now? … she said bad about me, I can’t hit back?”
“She Could Have Suffered Death From A Thousand Paper Cuts…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on Nancy Pelosi: “She’s a bad, sick woman. She’s crazy as a bedbug. She is crazy – she’s a – remember she ripped up the paper behind me? She could’ve gone to jail for that.”
I Wonder How Much It Cost Him.
I Wonder How He Was Able To Afford It…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Melania finally made a public appearance with her beloved husband tonight. Just a couple of love birds having a great time.
Oh, All The People Walking Out Are Painfully Aware Of The Fullness Of The Bore
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
“If I don’t win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”
“Panic In Detroit”
Mike Madrid
@madrid_mike
If you had to choose the Last song at his final rally for Trump what do you go with?
And In Other Election News…
It Stands For “Terrifically Rational And Sanitary Human,” But Do You Think The Liberal Media Will Give Him Credit For The Acronym?
Chris Borkowski
@cborkowski
Watch “JD Vance you just f’ed up in a way I’ve never seen in my pollical life and I worked for Sarah Palin” – Nicole Wallace
JD Vance just called Kamala Harris TRASH at his final rally in Atlanta, Georgia.
Esposito Turns Into A Group Of Balloons In The Form Of A Woman And Floats Into The Sky?
Rebecca Katz
@RebeccaKKatz
So, this is kind of amazing.
NBC’s @alivitali was interviewing NY 18 Republican Challenger Alison Esposito, who was claiming that abortion never comes up as an issue.
Then they go knock on a door.
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
I Heard Rumours That Something Big About Trump Was About To Come, But I Didn’t Believe Them Until…
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
You are about to see insanely desperate stuff from Democrats. Expect fake AI generated crap about Trump coming soon. Stay focused AND VOTE!
Somebody Has Been Taking Comedy Lessons From Peter Hinchcliffe…
jennycohn@toad.social
@jennycohn1
Project 2025 senior advisor John McEntee – Trump’s former Director of WH Presidential Personnel – says they want male only voting. “M-A-L-E.” (This video was originally posted on his dating app’s TikTok account, Date Right Stuff.)
Hey, Charlie! The 1950s Called – They Want Their Fantasy Of Family Life Back
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Charlie Kirk says the Harris ad that tells GOP women they can vote for her without telling their husbands is “nauseating”: “Her sweet husband probably works his tail off to make sure she can have a nice life, he provides for the family, & she lies to him.”