But How Will I Be Able To “Do My Own Research” If I Do‽
Simone Biles
@Simone_Biles
y’all really need to stop believing everything you read on the internet
As The Campaign Winds Down, The President Makes His Closing Elephant
Oh, Very Nice! Do You Kiss World Leaders With That Mouth?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: You’re a shit Vice President
Talk About Electile Dysfunction!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump’s closing message to voters in PA is to talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick:
“When he took showers with the other pros they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable.’
I had to say it. We have women who are highly sophisticated here”
I’m Sorry – Is There An Echo In Here?
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
After Trump claimed during his call with Netanyahu that Bibi said he’s not listening to Biden, the prime minister’s office issues this statement: “In his conversation with former President Donald Trump, Prime Minister Netanyahu reiterated what he has also said publicly: Israel takes into account the issues the US administration raises, but in the end, will make its decisions based on its national interests.”
Absolutely! Women Want AMERICAN Killers Running Around Their Backyard
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
In this clip from Bussin’ With The Boys, Trump describes Hillary Clinton as “a crooked son of a” says he only ran for president this year because he did “phenomenally” in 2020 (when he lost), and claims the top issue right now is “the border” because “women don’t want to have migrant killers running around their backyard.”
I’m Afraid, Yogi. I’m Very Afraid!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “It’s the most beautiful piece of paper I’ve ever seen. I take it home every night, and I sleep with it and I kiss it oh. I kiss it, boo boo”
The Rare Moments Of Honesty Are Easy To Overlook, Which Is Why They Must Be Heavily Snarked
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Trump: I’ve got no cognitive problem. I have no cognitive. There’s no cognitive problem. Got no cognitive
He May Want To Do Things, But Does He Have Concepts Of Ideas Of Plans?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
What is your plan to ban artificial foods?
Trump: “Bobby Kennedy, right? Everybody likes Bobby Kennedy. And he’s so big into the healthy food and women things. Everything. He wants to do things.”
This isn’t a word salad. This is verbal diarrhea
So, We’ll Put You Down As “Uncommitted,” Then?
Acyn
@Acyn
Reporter: An armed man was arrested for threatening FEMA workers. Is it helping the recovery effort when you make these claims?
Trump: You have to let people know how they’re doing… They don’t have any money. They spent it on illegal migrants
And There Are Birdies In The Trees And Open Wide Because The Train Is Coming Into The Station And I Pooped My Diaper, Again – Oopsie!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on economy: “If you make donuts. When you look at these stores, they have trucks that deliver. That have stoves and ovens. You have your lighting. You have all this, you know, equipment. And all of that electric equipment that he’s using on your beautiful head of hair.”
It’s a Good Thing the Medium Is the Message, Or We Might Have To Take These Messages Seriously!
Don’t You Mean “Former Fox News Host?”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Fox News host:
“It was in this newly unsealed court paper we’re learning that former President Trump resorted to crime in a bid to cling to power after the 2020 election.”
Really? I Would Be Willing To Be Interviewed By CNN For A Big Mac And Bus Fare!
Mike Sington
@MikeSington
“This is completely unprecedented.” The Trump grifting never stops. Melania Trump’s team wants a whopping $250,000 for her to be interviewed by CNN…to promote her own book! (Video: CNN)
Who Says The Dominion Voting Machines Verdict Didn’t Affect Fox?
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Fox host fact checks Trump’s lies mid-interview: “To clarify, police did not usher protesters into the Capitol. They were totally overrun. Trump’s claims that the last election was rigged has never been proven in any of the lawsuits filed
Actually, It Was You, But From Earth Two
You’re Much More Trump-Sympathetic There
Sarah Reese Jones
@PoliticusSarah
Jake Tapper takes Mike Johnson to the woodshed after Johnson tries to claim that Trump never said he would use the military of US citizens, and concludes the interview with, “It’s like you were answering questions from a completely different interviewer.” Here is the full segment
Did You Give Up Your Soul When You Signed Your First Contract With Fox, Or Were You Just Born Without One?
Acyn
@Acyn
Hannity: In one of his all time greatest moments on the campaign trail, Trump absolutely schooled Bloomberg’s editor.. Trump frankly masterfully navigated the situation, laid out what was a clear vision for American prosperity
You, On The Other Hand, Clearly Were Born Without A Soul
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
Trump’s Bloomberg interview at the Economic Club of Chicago was the greatest live interview any political leader or politician has done on the economy in our lifetimes. Period.
And Then There’s…This…
Support For Israel + Belief In End Times Where All Jews Go To Israel To Be Converted Or Killed = Profound, Genocidal Contempt For Jews
Does The Math Math For You Now?
John Reston II
@John_Reston_II
The golden era of Jewish power in America is coming to an end and arch Jewish Neocon Bill “alligator blood” Kristol is not happy about it. 🙂
richwarrior
@richwarrior
It’s amazing to me that the same people who claim to have such an unwavering “love” for Israel can at the same time hate Jews. The math ain’t mathing…:-(
There Are No Goalposts In One Dimensional Chess, Silly!
David Roberts
@drvolts
Ah, I see this one-on-one interview with a national political journalist was … not quite right either. Can someone update me on where the latest goalposts are?
Their Beliefs Change With The…You Know…
Hurricane Helms
@ShaneHelmsCom
So the same people that think humans have no effect on climate change now believe that humans can control the weather?