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Stay Serious, Republicans!

Q: So You Understand Why Americans Don’t Trust You?
Vance: Have I Mentioned I’m Looking Towards The Future?

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Vance: We have lost the trust of the American people on abortion. Americans instinctively mistrust us

Q: So are you going to moderate on abortion?

Vance: No

Oh, Conservative Women Are Unhappy And Pissed Off All The Time, Too
Only, Instead Of Expressing It, They’re Secretly Planning To Murder Conservative Men In Their Sleep

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Ted Cruz says liberal women are unhappy and pissed off all the time because liberal men don’t satisfy them in bed.

Is It Just Me, Or Are All Of Trump’s Surrogates Starting To Sound Like Him?
I’m Sure He’s Flattered, And Yet…

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government wants to know if you’re eating fake meat that grows in a “peach tree dish”

It’s Petri dish.

Is she the DUMBEST member of Congress?

They Would Have To Believe In Science To Build One

Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson

How come Republicans don’t have a weather machine?

Vance: I Didn’t Say That
Reporter: We Just Heard You Say That
Vance: It Wasn’t Me
Reporter: It’s Your Voice
Vance: Somebody Stole My Voice. I Lost It For Several Days. I Have No Idea What It Said During That Period. Obviously, I Can’t Be Held Responsible For What My Voice Said During That Period
Reporter: …

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Reporter: You are on record wanting a national abortion ban

Vance: No

Reporter: You are

Vance: What did I say?

(JD Vance in unearthed video: “I certainly would like abortion to be illegal nationally”)

I Wouldn’t Have Thought She Had $787 Billion To Throw Away…

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Marge Greene went on Alex Jones’s show today and said she received a report that Dominion voting machines are “flipping” votes off Trump during early voting in GA. Story.

The Counter-revolution Eats Its Own
The Meat Is Tough And The Sauce Is Bland, But The Rush Of Power Is Awesome!

Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog
@DougWahll1

Laura Loomer has posted that she has information that will force Marjorie Taylor Greene out of office, possibly get her indicted and Loomer says she is willing to share it with anyone who will take MGT down.

Your thoughts?

Lies, Damn Lies and Conspiracies

And Walz Is Her Animal Familiar!
If You Don’t See It, It’s Because She Put A Spell On You!

PoliticsGirl
@IamPoliticsGirl

Aren’t American women tired of this?
First Harris slept her way to the top. Then she wasn’t a woman because she didn’t have a baby. Now she’s a witch. Come on. We’ve seen this show before and its tired. #CNN #women

Because The MAGA Women Without Babies Are Actually Geese?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Habba on Harris: “Her cohort wants to put tampons in boys bathrooms. I am a MAGA woman with babies and that ain’t happening!”

Dude! Are You Aware That Adult Diapers Help Contain The Leak Of Ass Facts?

aka
@akafacehots

BREAKING: New leaks indicate that the Kamala camp internal polling shows Kamala losing every swing state AND Virginia by a large margin

Crazier Things Have Happened
Like Trump Working At McDonald’s Yesterday

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

Despite Trump’s unfounded blustering, the Trump campaign posted an article on their webpage with this message:

“It is possible that Harris did indeed work at McDonald’s in the early 1980s.”

Especially Performers With A Paid Background

Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11

Two MacDonald’s customers come up to the drive up window to see President Trump greet them, and then drop this absolutely amazing line:

“Mr. President, thank you for taking a bullet for us.”

Americans of all backgrounds love Trump.

The Manoverse Has Spoken! …Who Could Have Imagined It Would Be So Whiny?

Is This Person Really Under 40? If So, Why Doesn’t He Drop A Single Bro? Why Does He Write In Complete Sentences? WHY DOES HE END THE MESSAGE WITH A PERIOD‽

Travis Helwig
@travishelwig

If Kamala loses, which is very possible, there needs to be a real discussion about how Democrats speak to and reach young men. There are very few straight men under 40 in the Democratic consultant class, so when ads try to reach young men, they come off deeply inauthentic.

They’re Not Shy About Talking About Their Problems
In Fact, Elon Musk Has Ensured That They Have A Sympathetic Platform
What They Still Aren’t Going To Get Is Uninterested Women To Have Sex With Them

Harris Peskin for democracy
@HarrisPeskin

We may not want to hear it but this is what the data reflects. There is a massive loneliness epidemic in this country which is disproportionately affecting men. Instead of calling them incels or mocking them, we should be willing to hear out their concerns.

It’s Not Enough That Men Make 30% More Than Women For Work Of Equal Value?
Or Win Almost All Of The Science And Tech Awards (Which, I Feel The Need To Point Out, Aren’t Given Out For Mediocrity)?
Freud Asked The Wrong Question. It Should Have Been: What The Hell Do Men Want (That They Don’t Already Have)?

Hamilton Cain
@HamiltonCain

Nor specific to the campaign, but perhaps we all could push harder to laud male excellence in medicine, science, tech, media, government, community support, and the liberal arts? Positive modeling might shift vibes for young men.

All the Election News That Gives You Fits In Print

Given His Recent Financial Losses, This Should Be The Best News Yet For The Harris Campaign

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

How’s this legal?

Elon Musk just announced that his Super PAC will be awarding a million dollars every day until the election to registered Pennsylvania voters who signed his Super PAC petition.

Damn Liberal Journalists With Their Gotcha Questions!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump supporter: I like Trump because he did everything he said he was going to do

Q what are some of the things he said and then did?

Trump supporter: “Hmm…You caught me off guard there…I don’t know”

Substance? Issues? Policies? Whoa! When Did You Become Such A Great Troll?

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Q: What’s your message to Trump?

Vice President Harris: Join me on the debate stage. Let’s have another debate. There’s more to talk about. The voter’s deserve to hear conversations on substance, issues, and policies