The Problem With The Camo Hats Of Democrats Is That They Don’t Have A Tin Foil Lining
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Fmr Fox & Newsmax host Eric Bolling w/an epic rant today: “We’re losing the race! We’re losing the presidency..The enthusiasm level on the Left is overwhelming..They’re trying to say Democrats are the patriots! They’re wearing camo hats with Harris’ name on it! Camo-that’s ours!”
John Candy Dealt With That Decades Ago!
Luke LeBrun
@_llebrun
Trump tells Fox News that America is being threatened by an “invasion” from Canada:
“It’s an invasion of our country taking place at our border, our southern border. It’s a total invasion. And now it’s starting at our northern border also, through Canada.”
In An Honest System, You Would Never Be Allowed Near A Microphone, Let Alone A Bear Cub’s Body!
Acyn
@Acyn
RFK JR: Now, in an honest system, I believe I would have won the election…
Before Then, They Were Called “Happy Shiny To The Death Workers”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The origin of the word “slave” is slav, which referred to white people taken as slaves
It Didn’t Take Long For Corey Lewandowski To Remind People About Why They Hated Him So Much The First Time He Worked For Trump, Did It?
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Q: Why did Trump denigrate the Medal of Honor by saying it goes to ‘soldiers” in ‘very bad shape’ instead of ‘healthy, beautiful’ people?
Trump advisor: Well…
Q: Corey, I just wanna be clear, you’re doubling down on Trump saying the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor?
Trump adviser: People who aren’t in the military deserve to be recognized as well
After Buying My Sneakers, My Beer, My Bible, My University Courses, My…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: “I only want you to donate to my campaign if you can afford to. Unfortunately, most of you can’t afford to…”
Right-wing Message Discipline Isn’t What It Used To Be
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: She obviously eats her feelings. When she experiences anxiety, she puts a lot of food in her mouth. I’m worried if she’s elected, she is going to become so anxious, she will end up looking like Walz.
Acyn
@Acyn
Perino: Two things. One, she calls her husband Dougie. Also, I don’t believe she each these. I don’t believe women over a certain age are eating these. I don’t.
Q: Why Can’t You Answer A Simple Question?
VANCE: Well Look, Just Because President Trump Believes Very Strongly In Being A Dictator On Day One Doesn’t Mean He will Actually Be One!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Q: What does the Trump/Vance ticket believe the federal minimum wage should be?
VANCE: Well look, President Trump believes very strongly that the best way to promote raising Americans’ wages is tight labor markets
Stick To Policy? Seriously? Could You Give Us A Hint About One Of Your Policies? A Clue? A Crumb? Anything?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: Did you see Barack Hussein Obama last night? He was taking shots at your president. And so is Michelle. They always say, please stick to policy, don’t get personal. Yet they are getting personal all night long, these people. Do I still have to stick to policy?
It’s Hard For Him Win An Argument With An Adult
(Sorry – You Just Made This Too Easy – I’m Not Proud Of Taking It, But How Could I Refuse?)
chris evans
@notcapnamerica
Why is Mike Lindell (who appears to be in disguise?) harassing a child at the DNC?
Trump Is Having A 1968 Flashback
(And Asking For A Lawsuit From Nike)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
So disgraceful to see the burning of the American Flag and the desecration of Police Cars at the Democrat’s “Party” taking place in Chicago. Five people have been killed since the start of their “Convention.” CONGRESS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY GET TO WORK! ANYONE BURNING THE AMERICAN FLAG GETS ONE YEAR IN JAIL. JUST DO IT!!! djt
PRO TIP: If You Have To Say Somebody Is Famous, They May Not Be The Celebrity You’d Like To Think They Are
Ian Jaeger
@IanJaeger29
BREAKING: Famous Singer Bailey Zimmerman has just endorsed Donald Trump for President.
Secretary Of Gummy Brain Candy
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
What position does RFK Jr want in a second Trump term?
Imaginary positions only.
I’ll start: secretary of Falconry.
If It Happens Often Enough, Think Of The Incredible Boost To The Economy!
Thanks, Kamala Harris!
Right Wing Cope
@RightWingCope
Trump superfan loses his mind and destroys his OWN TV after seeing Kamala Harris’s speech
The Price We Have To Pay Once The Tariff Is Added To The Goods We Buy From That Other Country, On The Other Hand…Well, Think Of The Incredible Drag On The Economy!
Thanks, Donald Trump!
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Donald Trump: A tariff is a tax on a foreign country. A lot of people like to say it’s a tax on us. No… It’s is a tax that doesn’t affect our country. @Acyn
If He Had Just Referred To “The Trump Crime Family” He Would Have Been On Much Safer Ground
Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2
Biden just called Trump a convicted felon.
Disgusting.
How Many Times Does Your Favourite Band Have To Play Its Greatest Hits Before You Begin To Wonder If They’re Worth The Inflated Ticket Price?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Fox News host Jesse Waters pushes Obama birther conspiracy:
“He’s [Obama] definitely going to interfere in this election and that’s why we will be sending…to Hawaii to get the truth about the birth certificate. This time, we will dig deep…”
“Sort Of Nice” Being Defined As: “When I Insinuate He Isn’t American Because Of The Colour Of His Skin, I Do It With A Wistful Tone Of Voice And Come Hither Look”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “Barack Hussein Obama, he was nasty to me. He was nasty. Michelle was nasty. They’re all nasty. Nasty people. I was surprised, I thought he was, I was sort of nice to him, I said no, you know, I like him, ok, it didn’t matter. They were nasty to me.”