On The Other Hand, If They Provoke Us By Winning The Election, Expect Torches And Pitchforks And Semi-automatic Rifles With Bump Stocks
These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things…
Media Matters
@mmfa
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be”
Probably
Then, He’ll Deport All The Illegals That Have Entered The Country Legally
Then, He’ll Deport All The People He Doesn’t Like
Then, He May Even Deport Some Of The People He Does Like To Prove He Can Be Balanced
Once The Country Has Been Depopulated, Then The Real Work Can Begin…
Michelle LA
@MichelleLA1981
Do you think if Pierre becomes PM, he will deport all the illegals that have entered Canada illegally?
So, Is Rubio Saying The Revolution Will Be Bloody Regardless Of What The Left Does?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
“Well he’s not running for president, is he?” — Marco Rubio on a Project 2025 leader saying the “second American revolution” will “remain bloodless, if the left allows it to be”
Okay, But, To Be Fair, So Is Democratic Leadership
Biden’s Wins
@BidensWins
BREAKING: New CNN polling shows 91% of Democrats are enthusiastic about supporting President Biden. Main stream media is wholly out of touch with where the Democratic base is.
Why Do I Need A Course On Woke? I’m Already Awake For Too Many Hours A Day – I Need A Course On Slept!
Erik Kaufmann
@epkaufm
The first public online course on Woke at a western university
@UniOfBuckingham
Enroll now, Lecture-only (£80/$100), lecture-seminar (£480/$500) or MA(£8627).
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Trump Was Following The Wisdom Of The Beaver: Dammed If You Do, Dammed If You Don’t
illuminatibot
@iluminatibot
JFK was assassinated over 60 years ago and our government still refuses to release the files
Trump promised to release them but once he saw them he changed his mind
What is so damming that the American people can’t see?
Trump Responds: “I Respect Little Zelly, Really, I Do. But Does He Understand That I Don’t Like Ukrainian Vodka? It’s Something About The Potatoes They Use – Bluuuuuaaaaah! Better That They Should Use Battery Acid. And, Speaking Of Batteries, Would He Choose The Shark Or The Battery In The Water? I Bet He Would Choose The Battery. He’s Not A Very Smart Guy, That Little Zelly…”
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Wow. Zelenzky to Bloomberg News: “If Trump knows how to end this war, he should tell us today.” Then says if Trump intends to abandon them to the Russians if he wins, he wants to know now so he can prepare.
When He Was President, Donald Trump Kept Walther PPKs In A Jar, And He Made Vice President Pence Get Them
Now, THAT’s A President!
Acyn
@Acyn
McCarthy: In Biden’s Oval Office, there are cookies. He offers you cookies every time you’re in there. And he goes and gets them. It is a depressing moment.
This Is What You Get When Conservatives Try To Define What Liberals Are
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
You think Biden’s having a bad news cycle? RFK Jr is on Fox news answering questions about a photo of him with what appears to be a barbecued dog
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards
BREAKING: When asked about the allegations that RFK Jr. sexually assaulted his then 23 year old babysitter, his answer?
“I am not a church boy … I said [there are] skeletons in my closet.”
He then refused to comment.
To Be Fair, He Was Busy Trying To Figure Out How To Canadianize Project 2025
Suburban Polly
@SuburbanPolly
BREAKING NEWS (not reported by media):
Pierre Poilievre didn’t attend one Pride event across the country in the entire month of June or even share an acknowledgement.
Pass it on!
#LyinPierre #NeverPoilievre #PrideMatters
That Makes About As Much Sense As Saying His Bowel Movements Were Official Acts Of The Presidency, And It Has A Higher Ick Factor
Acyn
@Acyn
Scharf: We believe the assembly of those alternate slates of electors was an official act of the presidency.
True: You Seem To Have Left The Planet Earth Altogether!
Jason S. Campbell
@JasonSCampbell
Candace Owens: “I’m not a flat earther. I’m not a round earther. Actually, what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.”
Interesting Way To State Your Pro-life Credentials…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
North Carolina GOP gov nominee Mark Robinson endorses political violence in June 30 video surfaced by @newrepublic: “Kill them! Some liberal somewhere is gonna say that sounds awful. Too bad! … Some folks need killing! It’s time for somebody to say it.”
No, You Don’t Have To Believe This (Especially Because It’s Not True)
Still, You Seem To Get So Much Nachas From It, I’d Hate To Spoil Your Good Vibes…
Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoUS
I’m supposed to believe France willingly voted for their women to be raped by migrants.
Bullshit. Just bullshit.
I Don’t Know About That: He’s Underestimating Gerald Ford’s Persuasiveness
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
John Dean says President Nixon likely wouldn’t have resigned had yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling been in place when Watergate happened.
You Obviously Never Worked On A Plantation…
Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill
I would really “like” someone to explain just exactly what a “black job” is.
Anyone?
#LikeSkywalker
But The Real Threat To American Democracy Is Books That Portray Loving Gay Couples
Shannon Watts
@shannonwatts
Masked white supremacists carried flags with swastikas on them as they marched through Nashville and chanted “Deportation saves the nation” and “Sieg Heil” today.
COSTA: How Do You Know This?
GRAHAM: My Imaginary Friend Grimblethumb The Emolument Told Me
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
ROBERT COSTA: Trump amplified calls for televised military tribunals for people like Liz Cheney. Do you agree?
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Here’s what I know. I know we’re not gonna have televised tribunal trials of Liz Cheney or anybody else.
Being At The Bottom Of A 24 Car Pileup
Having Your Spouse Cheat On You With The Chorus Line At Radio City Music Hall
Lung Cancer
And These Are Just The CHEERY Possibilities!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
What could be better than a Matt Gaetz / Kyle Rittenhouse rally?