News from alternate realities! Get your news from alternate realities here! Genetically modified rutabagas demand to form a union. Android Olympics score better media ratings than unenhanced Olympics, but it’s not a competition. Exactly. And we finally find out what the chucka chucka wooga wooga of science is all about. You can read about all of these subjects, and so many more. in You and What Universe? At least…you could read about all of these things, if the book wasn’t hijacked by news from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash Psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world’s leading idiotocracy.