If you don’t read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following:

This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity…forever.

Proper attribution format in news articles must be maintained. This is what separates us from the animals!

When everybody looks like they are starving, true starvation becomes kitsch.

“Have we learned nothing from the GEU UME?”

“Y”‘ ””d’t ”””’ h” b” ” ca’ g”,” v” W”’y s”’.

“I doubleplusunhate you. I doubleplusunhate you with all my heart!”

After you’ve slept with a comedian, there are no depths to which people won’t believe you can sink.

“As happy as a herd of flutzes. Trips off the tongue, doesn’t it?”

Of course, you won’t miss any of this because you just read it. Here. In the description of the book. But, you will miss other things that are almost as good. Like, context. So…there.