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Trump in the Dumps

Oh, Phew! Making Choices Is Just Too Difficult For Me! Thank You, President-for-Life Trump!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Holy shit! Trump just laid out his plans to be a dictator. Where the hell is the media??

“You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine…in four years, you won’t have to vote again.”

FAIRNESS TO WHOM?

Bob
@bobtheretired

In fairness, Trump is a sociopath.

That’s Really Cynical And Unfair!
He Also Posts Deranged Messages On Truth Social!

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Q: Harris and Walz are visiting many battleground states over the next couple of days. Trump has one public campaign appearance scheduled. Is that a missed opportunity?

Vance: Trump is very busy

(Busy in his golf cart at Mar-a-Lago?)

Haven’t You Been Paying Attention?
Trump Has Been Blowing Smoke For Decades!

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Things haven’t been going great and the old man gives the same lame ass speech night after night, so let’s try some smoke machines.

That’s A Little Bit TMI About White Males For Me, Thank You Very Much!

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: It’s possible that I won’t do as well with Black women. White males way up. White males have gone through the roof. White males way up.

To Be Fair, Completely Defunding The Public School System Will Pay For The Continuation Of Tax Cuts For The Wealthy

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: “I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate.”

Kamala Di Dah

That Was Quick!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

NEWSMAX HOST: There is going to be an effort to portray anybody who opposes Harris as sexist or racist. What does the campaign do?

TRUMP LEGAL SURROGATE: Look, I think that this DEI token hire Kamala Harris has already been exposed.

According To Your Theory, Did Harris Have To Sleep With Everybody Who Voted For Her? If Not, What Percentage Of Voters Did She Need To Sleep With? If so, HOW COULD SHE FIND TIME TO BE AN ACTUAL SENATOR?

Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

Disagree. She actually did sleep her way into and upwards in California politics and most women (and men) may learn that and see it for what it is: evidence of an unqualified political aspirant getting ahead based on smthg other than merit. It’s relevant, and fair game.

Absolutely! Just As Soon As Netanyahu Is Held Accountable For War Crimes And Genocide…
But, Uhh, We Might Have To Wait A Long Time For That…

Proud Elephant
@ProudElephantUS

SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: “It is outrageous to me and inexcusable that Kamala Harris is boycotting [PM Netanyahu’s speech]. Kamala Harris will abandon her seat. She will not be there because she refuses to attend. She needs to be held accountable for that.”

Somebody Needs To Build A Bridge Over Troubled Watters

BrandonFriedman
@BfriedmanDC

“When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

This dude is madder than he has ever been in his life. It’s glorious.

The Irony Is So Thick It Could Choke A Horse
And The Republicans Would Be Happy To Make It If They Thought It Would Help Donald Trump Become President Again

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

RNC Chair Lara Trump says Kamala Harris had no qualifications to be VP but was chosen because she’s a woman, and she would never want to accept any position herself unless she got it strictly on merit.

Are You Going To Be Able To Afford Your Children’s Therapy Bills?
You Might Want To Start A Fund For That Now…

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

JD Vance on Trump repeatedly questioning VP Harris’ ethnicity: “I’m a father of biracial children…I didn’t take it as an attack on Kamala Harris’ biracial background at all. What I took it as, was an attack on Kamala Harris being a chameleon.”

True: All You Need To Get Crowds For Your Speeches Is Kool-Aid

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Crazy Kamala Harris, voted the WORST Vice President in American history, needed a concert to bring people into the Atlanta arena, and they started leaving 5 minutes into her speech. I don’t need concerts or entertainers, I just have to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

It’s Almost Like They Prefer To Stay On Message And Not Get Sucked Into A Phony Culture War – WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE‽

Walter Masterson
@waltermsterson

I’m at the Kamala-Walz rally in Philly.

None of the speakers have mentioned the deep state, trans people, DEI, or immigrants ruining the country.

What the hell?

Walz Me to the End of The Election

Not Even If The Debaters Were Allowed To Sit On A Couch?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

JD Vance isn’t going to debate Tim Walz

At Least We Know Vance Is Great At Being Interviewed By The Interior Of His Plane…

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

.@JDVance is going to absolutely END THE CAREER of radical socialist Tim Walz at the debate

“Tim Walz let rioters burn down Minneapolis in 2020 and the few that got caught, Kamala bailed them out of jail.”

JD Vance: Serving His Country Coffee For Four Whole Years

JD Vance
@JDVance

You know what really bothers me about Tim Walz?

When the US Marine Corps asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it.

When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, he dropped out of the Army and allowed his unit to go without him. I think that’s shameful.

Too Soon?
Only If Vance Isn’t Willing To Wait Until The Kids Have Gone To Bed…

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Walz on Vance: I can’t wait to debate the guy. That is, if he’s willing to get off his couch and show up.

For Those Keeping Track At Home, High-Ranking Republicans Have Now Just Insulted 27 Of The 50 States
With Three Months Left Until The Election, They Are Well On Their Way To Achieving A Perfect Score

Acyn
@Acyn

Miller: This man is a moron. He is an incompetent. He is radical. And he is going to turn the entire Midwest into a third world state