The Trial of The Century! (Measured In Seconds, Not Years…)
The Court Kind Of Demands It
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “A lot of people say to me today…’How do you do it?’ I say, ‘Do what?’ “How do you get up in the morning and put your pants on. Why do you put the pants on?'”
With 12, You Get Egg Rolls…In Rykers
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
Judge Merchan: “I find you in criminal contempt for the 10th time.”
…That Has An X In It
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: “This judge is giving me a gag order and said you’ll go to jail if you violate it. And frankly, you know what, our constitution is much more important than jail. It’s not even close. I’ll do that sacrifice any day.”
Wrong! Mother Teresa Was Charged With Falsifying Tax Returns To Cover Up Her Affair With A Porn Star In Kolkata, AND SHE WAS ACQUITTED ON ALL COUNTS!
Why Is It Trump Can Never Get His Facts Right?
Shelby Talcott
@ShelbyTalcott
“Mother Teresa could not beat these charges,” Trump tells reporters outside the courtroom in NYC.
Wait – Are You Saying George Soros Bought A Camper For Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas? Bought Thomas’ Mother’s House And Lets Her Live There Rent-free? PAID FOR VACATIONS TO EXOTIC PLACES?
Why Aren’t The Legacy Media All Over This‽
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
“They’ve been after us for years … being sucked dry … Soros-backed … they’re all lawyered up” – Trump goes on a paranoid rant after his trial ends for the week
ALL OTHERS PAY CASH!
INCLUDING LEGAL SCHOLARS AND EXPERTS WHO HAVEN’T BEEN BORN YET!
AND THE KANGAROO IS ONLY WEARING ONE BOXING GLOVE! WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE GO? CONSPIRACY!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
KANGAROO COURT! A CORRUPT AND CONFLICTED JUDGE. RELIANCE ON COUNSEL (ADVISE OF COUNSEL) NOT ALLOWED BY MERCHAN, A FIRST. HIS RULINGS, ON A CASE THAT SHOULD, ACCORDING TO ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS AND EXPERTS, NEVER BEEN BROUGHT, HAVE MADE THIS A BIDEN PUSHED WITCH HUNT. THERE WAS NO CRIME, EXCEPT FOR THE BUM THAT GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM ME! IN GOD WE TRUST!
The Rude Truth Intrudes On You…eth
Acyn
@Acyn
Norman: Donald Trump, a convicted felon. Really? By a judge who is a known anti-Trump –
Nadler: By a jury
Norman: You’re so rude
Reporter: What Is The GOP Doing About Climate Change?
MTG: What Is George Floyd Doing About Climate Change?
Reporter: What Is The GOP Doing To Prevent Another Pandemic?
MTG: What Is George Floyd Doing To Prevent Another Pandemic?
Reporter: You Really Have One Answer To Everything, Don’t You?
MTG: Doesn’t George Floyd?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
MTG: Jamie Raskin accused us of worshiping Trump, worshiping a convicted felon.
Reporter: But he’s a convicted felon.
MTG: “So is George Floyd.”
WTF?
Asked And Answered, Councillor. Move on.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!
@mmpadellan
BREAKING: Hunter Biden has just been found guilty on all 3 counts against him.
Well, MAGA? How will you spin your narrative of a “rigged justice system” now?
Imran Patel
@onlyimranpatel
Hunter’s trial & verdict is a cover for the Biden Crime family. Convict him on some minor charges and totally ignore the facts about corruption & millions of dollars sent to the Biden’s to influence US GOVERNMENT policy. This is a real coverup.
And In Other Convicted Felon News…
We Shall Fight In Chat Rooms, We Shall Fight On TikTok And Instagram, We Shall Fight On The Airwaves, We Shall Fight On The Opinion Pages. We Shall Never Surrender To Reality!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
At Trump’s event today, Charlie Kirk says that the people in the MAGA movement are just like the soldiers who fought in D-Day because the Biden Administration is a fascist totalitarian dictatorship just like Nazi Germany.
DOES HE HAVE X-RAY VISION?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Don Jr says people in NYC express support for him but they do so with a thumbs up hidden under their jacket so others can’t see. Sounds legit.
Some Day, He Will Look Nostalgically Upon The Time The Thing That People Called Tiny Was His Hands…
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
Yikes. People are already leaving the tiny Trump rally in NY.
He’s Talking About A Speckled Northern Woodpecker Whose Knocking Sounds Like The Word “Retribution”
Can’t You Mainstream Media Types Get Anything Right‽
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
VARNEY: *plays tape of Trump saying “I would have every right to go after” his political foes*
VARNEY: would you support retribution? Because that’s what Donald Trump is talking about
REP. JASON SMITH: Stuart, Donald Trump is not talking about retribution
As A Matter Of Fact, He WAS Assassinated Three Years Ago
The Man On Trial And Running For President Under His Name Is A Double
For…Reasons…
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
I made sure that he knew.
The Biden DOJ and FBI were planning to assassinate Pres Trump and gave the green light.
I Pray Sitting On My Golden Throne With My Hand Reaching For The Toilet Paper: Doesn’t Everybody?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Q. “What’s your relationship with God and how do you pray?”
Trump: “OK. So, I think it’s good. I do very well with the evangelicals…I have so many people who say they’re praying for me; I can’t even believe it…They say: ‘Sir, you’re going to be ok. I pray for you every night.”
And Finally, In Non-convicted Felon News…
Bartiromo: So, You Should Only Count The Ballots Before The Elections Are Over?
Lara Trump: Absolutely. Not After The Election Is Over.
Bartiromo: Not The Ones That Come In Late?
Lara Trump: That’s What I’ve Been Saying.
Bartiromo: Like The Ones From Military Personnel Serving Overseas?
Lara Trump: (Head Explodes)
Acyn
@Acyn
Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day.
Lara Trump: Yeah. Well, that’s exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.
Would Using It As A Synonym For “Malignant Narcissist” Work Better For You? It Is, After All, A Clinical Term…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb
He Just Has To Find A Zombie Law From 1864…
Biden-Harris HQ
@BidenHQ
Planner of Trump’s Project 2025 calls for repealing the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.
Governor DeSantis Blames “Woke” Culture, Asks For A Couple Of Days To Figure Out How To Pin Outbreak On Disney
Warren
@swd2
We have a leprosy outbreak in central Florida and the experts are telling people not to eat armadillos. Just in case you were wondering how it’s going down here…