Bullying Employees By Email Isn’t As Effective
Or Satisfying
And Anyway, It Leaves A Trail
“Why insist on office mandates?”
– Toronto Star
Changing My Car Engine? Are You Kidding? I Can Barely Change My Baby’s Diaper!
“Sometimes a costly repair is the least expensive option
When it comes to engines, would you prefer to swap in a new one or buy a new car? If changing the engine, is this something you’d do yourself?
– Toronto Star
Well, Duh! They’re The Only Ones Who Can Afford Them!
“Why are we building more dwellings for investors?”
– Toronto Star
Hard To Tell, But It’s Obvious Politicians Are
“Are cops, lawyers watching too much crime TV?”
– Toronto Star
Change My Baby’s Diaper
“Is there anything this station wagon can’t do?”
– Toronto Star
Because The Country Has The Same Number Of Male Vulture Capitalists As It Has Always Had
“Canada has more women entrepreneurs than ever. Why are they still struggling?”
– Toronto Star
Not To Laugh With A Mouth Full Of Milk?
Not To Run Down A Hallway Lined With Photos Of Ancestors Holding Scissors?
Not To Say “I Love You” If We Don’t Mean It?
Sure, We Learned Lessons – We Didn’t Say They Were The Right Ones
“Have we learned COVID’s lessons?”
– Toronto Star
God Bless Us For Having The Privilege Of Being Able To Ask Such Penetrating Questions
“Why does Keanu kiss with his eyes open?
Actor’s red-carpet smooch with partner begs question: is it a new tic or is he just a weirdo?”
– Toronto Star
They’re More Effective At Killing The Elderly Than MAID
“Why are these nursing homes getting funding?”
– Toronto Star
Speak For Yoursefl
I’m So Arouuuused I Can Barely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
“Celebrities Are Going Nearly Nude. Are We Not Aroused?”
– New York Times
Are All Canadians?
“Trudeau is doing everything he can to gain traction. Is it working?”
– Toronto Star
Out Getting Coffee For Male Board Members
“Where are the women banking CEOs?”
– Toronto Star
Richie Rich
Something About Owning Land Turned Him Mean
“Who made the decision to evict shelter residents?”
– Toronto Star
I Hear Their Meat Is Kind Of…Stringy…
“Eat a python, save the planet
These foreign snakes are consuming the Everglades. Could putting them on our plates help climate change?”
– Toronto Star
It Is If You Killed The Owners To Get Them
“I just like open houses. Is that a crime?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe Not, But Somebody Has To Make Brian Mulroney Look Like A Statesman
“Is Poilievre the alternative voters want?”
– Toronto Star
Cherry Blossoms? Do They Play For Petawawa?
“Will Leafs or cherry blossoms fall first?”
– Toronto Star
Handmaids To The Conservative Party
“As Liberals veer left, what next for the NDP?”
– Toronto Star
Police Have To Get To Them, But Can’t Because…
“BLOCK BUSTERS
Drivers clogging intersections on red lights are a leading cause of traffic misery in the downtown core. Why do so few of them face penalties for it?”
– Toronto Star
Lust, Greed, A Craving For Animal Crackers – Take Your Pick
“‘What motive would this person have?'”
– Toronto Star
Who Says Being Miserable Doesn’t Make Them Happy?
“Can the Left Be Happy?”
– New York Times
I Would Have Done It With Less Style And More Swearing
“What if it had been you?”
– Toronto Star
Not If It Makes The Vehicle The Butt Of A Cheap Joke
“Is the Jeep Grand Cherokee better with a plug?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Ask Maria
“How do you solve a problem like traffic?”
– Toronto Star
How Many Friends Have You Got?
“Worth the risk to tell my friend the truth?”
– Toronto Star
Only When Somebody Has Put Anchovies In My Club Soda
“Are you an ‘echoist'”
– Toronto Star
Naah – Every Time We Feel A Spark, The Other Country Turns Out To Already Have A Partner
“Can Canada meet electricity goals?”
– Toronto Star
How To Lace Lutefisk With LSD
“What does Finland know about happiness?”
– Toronto Star
About The Time It Looked Towards Finland For Lessons About Being Happy
“When did the LCBO lose control?”
– Toronto Star
Trying To Figure Out How To Get Them To Share?
“Smelling pot smoke from your condo neighbours?”
– Toronto Star
Congratulations On Trivializing Two Important Social Issues In A Single Headline
That Level Of Compassionlessness Takes Decades To Perfect
“Are protests a loophole for the homeless?”
– Toronto Star