Wasn’t It Just Last Friday?
And The Tuesday Before That?
And The Previous Thursday?
Honestly, I Celebrate With Cake; At This Rate, I’m Going To Weigh 1,000 Pounds In No Time!
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
Happy Lindsay Graham hits bottom day, for those who celebrate.
Again.
I Prefer To Wield A Rifle Of Righteousness And Grenades of Goodness, But If All You’ve Got Is A Glock of God, Good Luck On Your Insurrection
Shannon Watts
@shannonwatts
In Lake Havasu, Kari Lake called on Arizona supporters to arm themselves ahead of an “intense” election and urged military and law enforcement veterans to be “ready”: “We are going to put on the armor of God, and maybe strap on a Glock on the side of us just in case.”
American Women: Conservative Men Tend To Believe Some Of The Ugliest Things In The World…Most Of Them Aren’t Real Men
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend: “liberal women tend to be some of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen…Half of them look like men.”
Of Course, Trump Was Actually President FOUR Years Ago, But Nobody Wants To Remember That!
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: Democrats can’t argue that Americans are better off than they were three years ago because they are not.
“Today, I Am A Fountain Pen.”
“No, Today You GET A Fountain Pen. For Your Going Away Gift. That Was A Hint, By The Way…”
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Wow. I did not see this coming.
Mike Johnson finally became a Speaker of the House today.
But probably only for another week.
“Because We Could Be Waiting A Long Time To Initiate Our Voter Suppression Tactics, And What Good Would That Do Us?”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
“We cannot wait for widespread fraud to occur” – Mike Johnson
My Pronouns Are He/Him
My Message Is: Learn/What/Pronouns/Are
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
Add Fashion To The Ever-growing List Of Things Stephen Miller Knows Nothing About
Acyn
@Acyn
Miller: The most stylish president and first lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump. Donald Trump is a style icon. He changed American fashion in The Apprentice. People spent the next 10 years trying to dress like him.
And Trump Won’t Debate Biden If He Doesn’t Test Positive?
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
Trump is now hinting that he won’t debate at all by desperately demanding that President Biden submit to a drug test for cocaine before he agrees.
Are You Allowed To Say That Out Loud?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sen. Joni Ernst: “Senate Republicans, the GOP, and President Trump really worked to overturn Roe v Wade”
Isn’t That What The Hush Money Trial Is About?
Angry Staffer
@Angry_Staffer
Trump appears to be broken. Has anyone tried turning him off and back on again?
Then He Boasts Of Bringing In $50 Million At A Single Fundraising Event, Sooooooo…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Trump says he really needs patriots to sign up for monthly recurring donations because of the “dirty dollars” that Biden is raising from “liberal billionaires”
Darth Vader Thanks You For Your Vote (He Didn’t Mean What He Said About Force Choking Anybody Who Voted For Any Other Candidate…Much…)
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
John Bolton: “I might as well say it now: I voted for Dick Cheney [in 2020]. And I’ll vote for Dick Cheney again this November.”
If You Had To Travel To Another State To Get Viagra, It’s Not The Worst Thing In The World…
Acyn
@Acyn
Simone: If you had to travel to another state to get an abortion, it’s not the worst thing in the world. Hopefully this is very rare occurrence in your life… Buying a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not the worst thing in the world.
But Now, It Will Be Doubly Illegal
Take That, Libtard Twitnerd
Biden-Harris HQ
@BidenHQ
Mike Johnson says he and Trump are introducing a bill to ban non-citizens from voting when non-citizens already can’t vote in federal elections
Sad How He Has Made Himself A Person Of Disinterest
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Actor Jim Caviezel on Trump: “He’s the new Moses.”
It’s a cult.
Screaming About Imaginary “Election Fraud” And Inciting A Deadly Insurrection?
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: Everybody knows Trump is going to leave office just like he did the last time.
They Expect To Get 10% Of The Proceeds Of Democratic Fundraising Efforts, Too, Proving Once Again That We Are Living In The Dumbest Timeline
Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast
Beginning tomorrow, we ask that all candidates and committees who choose to use President Trump’s name, image, and likeness split a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee JFC. This includes but is not limited to sending to the house file, prospecting vendors, and advertising.” Trump co-campaign managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita wrote in the letter, which is dated April 15.
What He Actually Said Was: Throw Protesters Off The Bridge…A Kiss…
Typical Commie Misquote!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sen. Tom Cotton endorses throwing protesters off bridges
Drowsy Don?
No, That’s What Stormy Daniels Said…
Droopy Don?
Oh, This Just Keeps Getting Worse And Worse…
Victor Shi
@Victorshi2020
Wow. Maggie Haberman just confirmed that “Trump appeared to be asleep. His head would fall down…He didn’t pay attention to a note his lawyer passed him. His jaw kept falling on his chest and his mouth kept going slack.” Sleepy Don?
You Expect Me To Read A Bill I Sponsor? How Jeffersonian Of You!
Biden-Harris HQ
@BidenHQ
Tapper: If Trump wins and you keep the majority, will you bring the national abortion ban up for a vote?
Johnson: I don’t even know what you’re talking about
Tapper: The Life at Conception Act bans abortion nationwide, you are a cosponsor of that
Rep. Banks: “And That’s How Antisemitism Shows Itself Running Rampant On Your Campus! QED. How Soon Can You Resign?”
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Rep. Banks: “Can you explain why the word ‘folks’ is spelled f-o-l-x throughout this guidebook?”
Columbia’s President: “They don’t know how to spell? I’m not familiar with that spelling.”
You Just Gave India Indigestion And China The Chills
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Trump-endorsed candidate: “You cannot have a successful society outside of the Christian moral order.”