Or We Could Study Inflation More
There’s No Hurry
After All, It Will Go Up Again Sooner Or Later…
“Inflation unexpectedly fell to 2.8% in February
Drop could spur Bank of Canada to start cutting interest rates, expert says”
– Toronto Star
It Would Have Been Much More Popular If They Had Called It A Eugene Levy Tax
“Crombie distances party from federal carbon levy tax”
– Toronto Star
Once You Can Fake That…
“Transparency is a must in pricey deals”
– Toronto Star
And Isn’t It Strange How Reckless Actions Often Wreck Economies?
“Ford has a history of reckless actions”
– Toronto Star
Sounds Like We Could Really Use Some Fake Transparency Here
“Chow looks to rein in World Cup spending
Mayor creates oversight committees, says event can be financial success”
– Toronto Star
Trump Response: “I Love Steve – Great Guy. Did Me A Lot Of Favours. But I Liked Him A Lot Better Before The Lobotomy!”
“Steve Bannon Suggests Donald Trump Has Been Bought”
– Newsweek
And Did The Wrong Thing Anyway
“Mulroney knew what had to be done”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Think Of Toronto As Poor…Exactly…
“Hoping Olympics Revive Poor Area”
– New York Times
Studies Show Studies Dress Funny – Wanna Make Something Of It? Oh, Yeah, We’ll Go – BRING IT ON, STUDIES!
“Studies show rent controls work”
– Toronto Star
Hopefully, The Moon Is Far Enough Away To Move To And Be Safe
“Bracing for Trump, the sequel”
– Toronto Star
Including A Busload Posing As Grade 3 Students
“Drone strikes hit Russian oil facilities
Moscow says it killed 234 Kyiv-backed opposition fighters near border”
– Toronto Star
The Car Refuses To Commit To Our Relationship
It Insists It Loves Me, But It Wants To Keep Its Options Open
“It has what you want.
So what’s wrong with it?”
– Toronto Star
Bars Depend Upon It For A Majority Of Their Income
“The lonely heart seeks company”
– Toronto Star
If It Works To Pay For Regina Comstack’s Pet Tarantula Fluffy’s Tonsillectomy, It Will Work For Anything
“Ukrainians Scale Up Crowdfunding for Army”
– New York Times
Global Climate Change Will Wait Until Combating It Is More Convenient For The Provincial Government
It Can Be Very Considerate That Way
“Ford turns up heat over carbon tax
Premier urges feds – in public and in private – to halt increase”
– Toronto Star
Really? Many Of Us Have Been Mourning His Prime Ministership Since The 1980s!
“Mulroney mourning events start on Tuesday”
– Toronto Star
The Good News Is That The Public Has Been Prepped For It For Decades
“Path toward consolidation worries some
Experts fear shrinking competition means Canadians will pay more for less”
– Toronto Star
The Public Has Been Prepped On That Form Of Consolidation For Decades, Too
“Business, political leaders need to unite”
– Toronto Star
Oh! Oh! I Know!
Wasn’t That A Novel By Alfred Bester?
“Voracious Black Hole At the Dawn of Time”
– New York Times
Pfft! Who Told You THAT?
And You Actually Listened To Them‽
“We don’t need to accept gossip”
– Toronto Star
Starting With Their Frontal Lobes
“NFL fans had amputations”
– Toronto Star
Limit Yourself To Your Favourite Episodes Of Miami Vice
“A first-timer’s guide to Miami
How to make sure you see all that’s iconic in the city”
– Toronto Star
Climate Change Deniers Want An Honest Debate On The Subject? Since When? Not The 1960s!
“PM should axe tax to force an honest debate on climate change”
– Toronto Star
It Just Wants To Be Loved For Who It Is
“Seal harvesting is misunderstood”
– Toronto Star
That’s Why We Have Books
“Movie Doesn’t Tell The Whole Story”
– New York Times
Trudeau Responds: “I’d Love To, Notwithstanding Certain Disagreements We’ve Had In The Past…”
“Ford implores Trudeau to ‘collaborate'”
– Toronto Star
The Axe Might Work On The Mirrors – You’ll Need A Different Weapon To Battle The Smoke
“Axe the tax? Axe the smoke and mirrors”
– Toronto Star
I’m Not Sure I Want To Be Given The Stiff Chicken Finger, Thank You Very Much!
“KIDS welcome!
Eating out with little ones this March Break – or any time – doesn’t have to mean settling for limp chicken fingers or theme-park-style venues. Jessica Huras rounds up top Toronto dining destinations that are happy to help expand budding palates while the grown-ups enjoy an exceptional meal”
– Toronto Star