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When The Delicate Social Contract Meets Social Media, All Heck Breaks Loose

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God Also Made Syphilis

Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social
@TrumpDailyPosts

“God Made Trump”

The Kind Who Is Desperate To Stay Out Of Jail

BrooklynDad_Defiant!
@mmpadellan

trump has already started spreading the lie that the 2024 election will be stolen from him, saying that millions of illegal immigrants will be voting against him in the election, without any evidence to prove it.

What kind of pathetic loser does that before any votes are cast?

Nikki, Have You Been Snorting Gerald Ford’s Ashes?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

“Just like they did with Nixon.”

Nikki Haley said she would pardon Trump: “It’s not about guilt or innocence. It’s about what is in the best interest of the country… Pardoning Trump and moving on is in the best interest of the country.”

If He Doesn’t Become President In 2024, He Can Always Pursue A Career As A Grief Counsellor

What? You Don’t Think He Would Be Good At It?

Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

Wow. Donald Trump just told the parents of dead kids killed in a mass shooting to “get over it.” What is wrong with this man? How dare he? These parents shouldn’t just “get over it.” They lost the most important person in their lives. Trump is a disgrace.”

When Do We Get To The Part Where He Admits That He Represents “The Tyranny Of Evil Men?”

Robert Reich
@RBReich

Trump shared a video today claiming that God has chosen him to be “a shepherd to mankind.”

This is not funny. This is not a parody. This is terrifying.

Too Bad Alec Guinness Is No Longer Alive To Play Him

Juanita Broaddrick
@atensnut

As President, he was Relentless, working late, even when he was sick and after everyone else was sleeping.

We need Trump back in the White House. He is our only hope.

Donald Trump Is The Complete Package: Jesus, King David, Shemp And Jabba The Hutt!

Acyn
@Acyn

Carson: You think about the bible. King David. Most people, if they were alive back in those days would have said what a horrible guy.

Cavuto: You’re comparing him to King David?

Carson: I – I –

Trump Shakes His Head And Says, “This Guy! Maybe I Won’t Have Him Deported When I Become President. Maybe…”

Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy

Yes, I saw President Trump’s Truth Social post. It’s an unfortunate move by his campaign advisors, I don’t think friendly fire is helpful. Donald Trump was the greatest President of the 21st century, and I’m not going to criticize him in response to this late attack.

There’s An Evangelical Christian Born Every Minute

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Woman at Trump rally in IA tonight: “He’s a Godly man. He’s working for God. He really cares about us. He cares about what happens to us. He didn’t come in there because he wanted money. He is actually working for God & wants to help us .. and God is on his side.”

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Woman at Trump rally in NH today: “He seems to really care. When he’s on stage – his presence when he talks to us, his patriots. He loves us. He cares about us. He cares about what we do. He cares about how sad we are. He cares about the hungry.”

Chump

You Just Have To Call Up Your Friend In The Saudi Government And Ask For A Couple Billion Dollars
Why Don’t More People Think Of That? Losers!

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Jared Kushner says he’s tired of hearing people complain about not being successful because when he’s been faced with obstacles in life he doesn’t give up and always finds a way to overcome them.

Could This Be Considered A “Mud Libel?”

lord spaghetti
@spaghettiboyx69

BREAKING: The history of Chabad JEW TUNNELS uncovered.

“Aleister Crowley wrote about the pogroms being due to recurring evidence of Jewish ritual sacrifice throughout Europe. These tunnels in Moscow were used as escape routes under the synagogues.” @a_westgate

This has apparently been going on for centuries. That escape route looks exactly like the one in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

Fantasy Trek: The Next Generation

Acyn
@Acyn

DeSantis: We will build the wall. We will actually have Mexico pay for it

The Problem With Asking MAGAts To Explain Themselves So You Can Better Understand Them Is That They Will (And You Won’t)

Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke

No Trump supporter has ever tried to better understand me. Not once. I’ve never heard a MAGA figure tell Trump supporters they need to listen to liberals or immigrants or people in the LGBTQ community to better understand what motivates them. Have you?

How Can You Say That? It’s Horrible! It’s Sexist! It’s…Ohhhhhhh, I Get It…

Jess Piper
@piper4missouri

To all the angry white men in my comments today…shhh. You look prettier when you smile.

There’s No Mythmaking Here – White Media Just Don’t Hate African-Americans As Much As They Used To

Charlie Kirk
@CharlieKirk11

Who was MLK?

A myth has been created and it has grown totally out of control

While he was alive most people disliked him, yet today he is the most honored, worshipped, even deified person of the 20th century

Today we are going to tell the truth and explain how this myth was born

Happy Monday.

Have You Spoken To Charlie Kirk Lately?
…Have You Spoken To Yourself, Circa 1962 Lately?

FBI
@FBI

This #MLKDay, the #FBI honors one of the most prominent leaders of the Civil Rights movement and reaffirms its commitment to Dr. King’s legacy of fairness and equal justice for all.

Couldn’t Agree About The Mental Health Thing More
Woods Is A Pro-Trumper – He Would Never Prop Up Biden
Everybody Knows Biden Is Currently Being Played By John Slattery – Believing Anything Else Is Just Nuts!

TrumpsTaxes
@TrumpsTaxes

“Joe Biden has been dead since 2019. James Woods the actor is playing Joe Biden.”

At some point we’re gonna have to have a national conversation about how many of Trump’s supporters are in the throes of a serious mental health crisis.