January, 2009
January 18, 2008: Medusa had to settle for turning all men who gazed upon her into trembling balls of jelly.December, 2008
December 7, 2008: When he saw the kind of Web the spider spunNovember, 2008
November 2, 2008: LEVENE: Fucking seagulls!September, 2008
September 7, 2008: ...The primary cause of 73% of the traffic jams across North America.August, 2008
August 3: The Archelaminion invasion fleet met an ignominious fate...July, 2008
July 6: I blame Mike Harris' cuts to education...June, 2008
June 1: im in ur WebziteApril, 2008
April 6: Did I dream I was a butterfly watching a man read the commuter paper through the window? Or...?March, 2008
March 2: Eat your heart out, Danny Boyle!January, 2008
January 6: Joanie knew she couldn't afford it, but she had to go in anyway...August, 2007
August 5: Forensics confirmed that the prints belonged to Rudolph...July, 2007
July 1: I know. But, crossovers Do work in comics...June, 2007
June 3: I have a logo!May, 2007
May 6: Link wasn't sure about his new partner...April, 2007
April 1: You won't hear me complaining.March, 2007
March 4: Faizal suggested the name Douchebag RunwayFebruary, 2007
February 4: A Real PuzzlerJanuary, 2007
January 7: At last! The picture the Canada Square security didnt want you to see!December, 2006
December 3: D'Antwone wished Antony would stop talking about the fractal nature of blood...November, 2006
November 5: Oh, sure, kill a promising idea for a sequel!October, 2006
October 1: Oh, yeah, I summer at the Bergman's every year!September, 2006
September 3: Of course, the ads won't mention the potential dark side of Instant Messaging...August, 2006
August 6: TITLE: Innocence Regained.July, 2006
July 23: No, Jimmy, leave it alone.June, 2006
June 4: God needs to reconsider His shampoo.May, 2006
May 7: It's sad, really, what some off-duty police officers become addicted to...April, 2006
April 2: Donald sensed that this lowly cast-off was a PhD dissertation on urban comedy just waiting to happen.March, 2006
March 5: Fortunately, birds can't read...February, 2006
February 5: ...they didn't factor in the weight of the tenants.January, 2006
January 1: As a child, the Jolly Green Giant was never good at putting away his Lego set...December, 2005
December 4: Tear Up This Book and Toss the Wet Pages on the PavementNovember, 2005
November 20: Michael thought it was the most moving curtain he had ever seen.