Duck and Cover Stories

When they came for the programmes for artists, I didn’t care because I wasn’t an artist. When they came for the programmes for the poor, I didn’t care because I wasn’t poor. When they came for the programmes for the sick, I didn’t care because I wasn’t sick. Now they’re coming for my programmes, all the practical, rich, healthy bastards don’t give a damn!

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