Ethical, Schmethical! Let's have some fun...
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Dye, bitch!
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We reserve the right to edit letters for lack of clarity...
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Nostradamus didn't see this one coming!
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In crisis mode since 1984...
When anybody talks about guns, I reach for my art...
You will believe an egg can fry...
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When the going gets surreal, the surrealists turn pro...
Check out the Pythagorean Theorem on him...!
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In cyberspace, everybody can hear you dream...
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Management requests that you turn off all cell phones, pagers and other electronic devices for the duration of the show...
Tastes like chicken...
When Pushkin comes to shove...
Commodify your descent!
You winsome, you lose some...
An artist's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
If I had but bandwidth and time, thy coyness, Mistress, would be no crime...
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But, what I really want is to [be] direct...
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Why do we have to rationalize systems that are already supposed to be rational?
Are you ready for the madness? It's ready for you...
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Accept no substitutes...
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A hatched plot never boils...
Because the kvetchiest Weill gets the grease...
In one fear and out the other...
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Not beating your head against one is all the more difficult because there are walls everywhere!
Room for rant...
Ever striving for the perfectly sound byte...
I may be frayed around the edges, but I'm never afraid around the edges...
Keep it surreal, homey...
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Charlie Brown was a gamer - he was always good to goat...
A year on the Web and not a single criminal conviction!
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For all you know, caribou like frolicking in oil slicks...
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We have perfected the contextless quip...
Rust never sleeps, but it does doze off every now and again...
And the god of delis said, "Fiat Lox..."
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Nothing recedes like recess...
Your mileage may vary...
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When I black out, at least I don't take half a continent with me...
Write on, brother! Write on...
Catch you later, defenestrator...
Just say no to hagiographic Papa Documentaries...
It still isn't surreal enough for me...