Have you ever wondered what happens to those online surveys you spend literally hours filling out and sending? Perhaps Bill Gates reads your pithy comments and decides he doesn't really need to control world communications. Maybe the engineers at Intel have taken your latest post to heart and won't mess up their next attempt at floating point calculations. It could happen, right?
Yeah, right. In your heart of hearts, deep in that secret place where you know that downloading a photo of Pamela Lee Anderson will never bring you closer to her physical body -- yes, that place -- you know your surveys will be chuckled over by lunkheaded high school dropouts before being sent to the delete bin.
The nice thing about filling out What the Heck Do You Know? -- the Web Version is that there is no uncertainty about what will happen to it -- it will go straight to the delete bin. Why? Because we here at Les Pages Aux Folles truly, totally and utterly do not care about your opinion. We are, in fact, so indifferent to the state of your knowledge that we won't even bother to laugh at it.
So, please, by all means, complete the following survey. Then send it to a friend, a loved one overseas or some know-nothing drone at the Fraser Institute. Whatever you do, don't send it to us! If pressed, we'll claim we don't even know how to turn our computers on!