If the Basis of Good Government is an Informed Electorate, I'm Ready to Move to Another Planet
Contents

CHAPTER ONE: "Play it again, Sam."

1. Heroes of the Unenlightenment, #27: Tucker Carlson
2. What the Heck Do You Know? ...For the Children!
3. Conversations Overheard at an Anti-vaxx Rally in Front of Toronto General Hospital
4. If There Was Any Justice in The Basket of Deplorables...
5. Cat Scratch F(or)ever
6. Quotes Knew - KNEW! - This Was the Day
They Just Didn't Know For What
7. Ask Not For Whom The Deplorables Troll – They Troll For Thee
8. Quotes Tried To Respect The Need For a Quiet Observance, But, Being What They Are...
9. Deplorables Hate Your Dog, Too!

CHAPTER TWO: "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

10. The Conservative Privatization Game Plan Algorithm
11. That's Quote the Mouth You've Got On You!
12. Deplorables Aren't Violent - They Just Wish Anybody Who Disagrees With Them Would Die a Horrible Death
13. The Murdoch Docket
14. The Doctor Will Not See You Now
15. In the Basket of Deplorables, It Pays To Know Your Candidates
16. Quotes Beat Me to the Punchline
17. Frequently Unasked Questions About the Poilievres of Power
18. If You Look Around the Table and You Can't Identify the Deplorable...
19. The Children's Crusade – 21st Century Version

CHAPTER THREE: "Greed is good."

20. Oh Say Can You CPAC
In The Deplorables Blight...
21. Adventures in Bloodletting
22. Quotes Do Not Want To Incent Incels
23. What the Heck Do You Know? Wants To Know, "What the Heck?"
24. When Life Gives You Deplorables, Suck Lemons!
25. And Quotes Yer Uncle!
26. Out the Door and Down the Street – That Was Some Headline!
27. What the Heck Do You Know? Wanted To Be Optimistic About the New Year, But Experience Had Taught It Too Well
28. Basket Cases

CHAPTER FOUR: "If you build it, they will come."

29. Fresh From the Freezer Direct to the Armageddon on the Table
30. The Sun'll Come Up, Deplorable...
31. Headlines Have Never Heard of Johnny Depp Or Amber Heard, And Nobody Can Prove Otherwise!
32. The Compleat Asshat
33. Stop the Deplorable - I Want to Get Off!
34. Strange Things Happen, Under Cover Story of the Night
35. What the Heck Do You Know? About the Draft Elephant in the Room
36. They Think They're Adorable
But They're Racist Or Sexist Or Otherwise Deplorable
37. Big DICK Radio Grapples With Modern Sensitivities
38. Zen and the Art of International Banking

* Special section on the summer of civil disobedience GONE WILD*

39. We Got Us a Free Dumb Convoy of Frequently Unasked Questions
40. With Friends Like These, Who Needs a Free Dumb Convoy? Frequently Unasked Questions
41. Frequently Unasked Questions About Putting the Free Dumb Back in the Convoy

CHAPTER FIVE: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."

42. Tournament of the Damned
43. What the Heck Do You Know? About Language?
44. Would You Be Deplorables' Valentine?
...Why?
45. Headlines Are Grateful They Aren't Steve Bannon (And You Can, Too!)
46. Quotes Have a Headache - Would It Be OK With You If They Made With The Satire Tomorrow?
47. Frequently Unasked Questions About Precedent on Precedent Violence
48. And the Deplorables Just Keep On Coming!
49. The Provincial Conservative Party Pandemic Preparedness Algorithm
50. Abortion Justice? You've Got a Case!
51. And That Was All Quotes Wrote
52. A Kludge Family Vacation

CHAPTER SIX: "Do ya feel lucky, punk?"

53. What the Heck Do You Know? Didn't Want To Get Political, But Politics Followed It Home And Made It Want To Keep Them
54. Misquotes Were Misunderstood By Miss America
55. The Panel Plays Politics
56. You Don't Become Republican ~~Majority~~ Minority Leader Without Having Some Deplorable In You
57. Headlines Always Felt That Interrobangs Constituted Cheating, But Who Are They To Question Your Literary Choices?
58. I Wanted to be a Spy, But I Could Never Get the Hang of a Believable Cover Story...
59. That's Quote the Set of Lungs You Have On You!
60. What the Heck Do You Know? Will Now Mansplain What Mansplaining Is
61. When The Only Tool You Have is a Couch,
Everything Looks Like a Psychological Problem
62. Know Your Armchair Douchenozzle

CHAPTER SEVEN: "Im ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille."

63. Heroes of the Unenlightenment, #127: The Unknown Hacker
64. What the Heck Do You Know? About Russian To War
65. Judge Not in the Basket of Deplorables
66. What Every Virus Wants: A Free Ride
67. ????? Headlines ?????
68. What the Heck Do You Know? About The Invasion That Wasn't
69. Twits and Nits Approach Maximum Ditz
70. The Leaf Blower Society
71. Deplorable? Sing It Lewd, Sing It Prude!
72. Leo Read the Comments

* Special section on the House of Representatives choosing a new Speaker *

72. Frequently Unasked Questions About the Latest McCarthy Embarrassment
73. Frequently Unasked Questions About the Definition of Insanity
74. Frequently Unasked Questions About King Canute’s Swimming Flippers

CHAPTER EIGHT: "Luke, I am your father."

75. One Basket of Commodities No Broker Will Recommend
77. The Trickster Versus The Fussbudget
78. Goats, Votes and Quotes About C-notes
78. What the Heck Do You Know? Sings the Blues
80. When My Computer Crashes, I Hope I Can Re-Cover Stories...
81. Reverend Righteous Lets His Politics Show
82. Sometimes, Quotes Wonder If Smartphones Aren't Already More Intelligent Than The People Who Use Them
83. Like Two Deplorable Peas in a Podcast
84. What the Heck Do You Know? Apologizes for the Profundity
85. When the Outrage Machine^TM Comes to Town

CHAPTER NINE: Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For

86. Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For
87. More Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn’t Prepare You For
88. The Universe of Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For is Constantly Growing
89. The Advanced Ooginess of the Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For
90. Another Contribution to the Encyclopedia of Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For
91. Another Day, Another Entry in the Encyclopedia of Things The Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For
92. It's a Good Thing the Encyclopedia of Things the Literature on Alzheimer's Doesn't Prepare You For Is Digital -
Can You Imagine Trying to Update a Print Version Every Day?

CHAPTER TEN: "Houston, we have a problem."

93. Soft Incel
94. POP QUIZ: Adorable - a + epl = ?
95. Quotes Weren't Laughing At You, They Were Laughing In Your Direction
96. Duck and Cover Story
97. What the Heck Did What the Heck Do You Know? Know?
98. Quotes Had Cabin Fever - And Nary A Log in Sight!
99. Deplorables Rain (Crocodile Tears) Supreme!
100. The Cabal News Network
101. Just Because What the Heck Do You Know? is Lawyering Up, You Shouldn't Assume That It's Guilty...
102. 24 Hours That Helped Me Put Politics in Perspective