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And, We're Not Talking About Pork
Douchenozzle: The Next Generation
Justice Is Not The Figure That Should Be Punched In The Nose In This Scenario
Father Knows Gornisht
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Turtle Scorned
In Politics, That's The Way The Limerick Rolls
It Could Be The Trump 2024 Campaign Theme, If He Can Only Bring Himself To Endorse A Song By A Foreigner
Meet The New Answer
Same As The Old Answer
Man, You Should REALLY Listen to Answer c)!

Testify To Prove Their Innocence? Don't Be Absurd!
They're All Guilty As [INSERT DIRTY WORD]!

They Don't Need Bail Because They're Not A Fight Risk
This Election Cycle, We Bring You The Haiku Of Fashion
This Poem Needs A Sump Pump
Who Killed The Republican Georgeea Weorgeea Run-off Election's Chancey Wanceys?
Who, When You Point Out His Contradictions, Becomes Incensed?
Okay, It Could Have Been Anybody Who Served In The Trump Administration, But We Were Thinking Of Mike Pence

You Better Have A Lot Of Bandages Near You When You Read This Poem