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And By Everybody, We Mostly Mean People On Ventilators Whose Voices Can Barely Be Heard, So We Don't Expect The Republican's Policies To Change
The Biz Whiz Would Like His Readers To Know That He Does Not Play A Communist Hater On TV, He Just Really Is One!
Don't Like It When The Perv Is On The Other Foot (And Loving Every Second Of It), Do You?
Florida Man Tries To Build A Better Idiot
For Giving Her That Name, She Should Eat Your Face On General Principle
Of Course, If The President Had Done What They Say He Should Have Done, The Right Would Have Buried Him In Praise
Of Course It Would Have
Proof That Human Greed And Stupidity Are Constants Across Universes
That's Governor For Life In The Political Sense, Not The Reproductive Sense