Les Pages Aux Folles: And the Best Part? Headlines Didn't Have to Clean Up the Mess!
And the Best Part? Headlines Didn't Have to Clean Up the Mess!
A Glass Half Full Of Carbon Dioxide Is Only A Treat For Trees
"CLIMATE CHANGE
In Europe, a push for faster action
Central bank warns many institutions content to take 'glass half full' view"
- Toronto Star
Recession Is Good For The Soul
"Don't expect a break on grocery bill soon
Economists say increasing interest rates won't bring down food prices"
- Toronto Star
"We're Going To Get Back To Normal Even If It Kills Us!" Minister Responds
"Uhh...Perhaps I Should Rephrase That..."
"Health minister rejects calls for push
Premier, most of caucus unmasked at question period a day after Ontario's top doctor urges use"
- Toronto Star
Economy Already Working At Full Capacity
Any More Success, And Our Hearts Would Burst With Joy
"Quebec can't accept more immigrants"
- Toronto Star
The Former President Is Already All Over That: "I Think If They Win, I Should Get All The Credit. If They Lose, I Should Not Be Blamed At All."
"Republican setbacks leave Trump tarnished
GOP wins overshadowed by struggles of candidates backed by ex-President"
- Toronto Star
Edith Piaf Wept
"Ford has no regrets on charter clause"
- Toronto Star
Refuses To Accept That They And The Destructive Rioters Are A Package Deal
"Poilievre still backs 'peaceful' elements of Ottawa protests"
- Toronto Star
Especially When Our Leaders Get It
"Inflation blame game does not help"
- Toronto Star
You Mean They're Developing Superpowers?
"Teens becoming immune to violence"
- Toronto Star
Too Bad Deadlines Make Us All Verklempt
"We Have Only a Few Months to Prevent the Next Pandemic"
- New York Times
But...but...but We're Already Airing Ads Saying How Great It Is!
"GTA mayors want housing bill 'paused'
Ford government asked to halt parts of legislation over confusion on natural disaster protections"
- Toronto Star
Decreasing Demand Through Elimination Of People With Mental Health Issues Is, For Some Reason, Not Looked Upon Favourably By Public
"Police apprehensions in mental health cases on rise
Dramatic increase a troubling sign that system failing to meet demand, advocates say"
- Toronto Star
Artists Should Party Like It's 1999...
Or 1986...
Or 1964...
Or 1946...
"Canadian TV and films need level field"
- Toronto Star
He Is
The Premier Is Preserving The Privilege Of The Wealthy
"Ford must continue PC legacy of conservation"
- Toronto Star
"I Just Want People To Do What I Want Them To Do.
Is That Asking Soooooooo Much?"
"Ford: I don't want to fight"
- Toronto Star
If I Spend Any More Time In The Dark, I'll Be A Republican!
"Reset your mind to see benefits of more time in the dark"
- USA Today
A Recession Should Level The Playing Field...
"Macklem warns of inflation's uneven hit
Bank of Canada governor says economic slowdown will affect low-income earners the most"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Our Alarm Is On Permanent Snooze Mode
"It's time Canada takes its climate debt seriously"
- Toronto Star
Whether Or Not They Want To Hear About It
"What all firms should know about deafness"
- Toronto Star
For Our Investors, If Not Our Readers
"Exciting changes in weekend papers"
- Toronto Star
That Would Upgrade Toronto From Purgatory To At Least The Third Level Of Hell
"Will Ford become Toronto's next mayor?
As Tory embarks on his third and final term, we look at his possible successors in 2026"
- Toronto Star
Expert Shopping Not As Much Fun As It Sounds
"Experts calling for masks again. Maybe we need new experts"
- Toronto Star
Then What Have I Been Drinking All These Years#8253;
"Hydrogen more myth than reality"
- Toronto Star
Sick Of It All Parents Say No
"Sick Kids CEO calls for mask use, mandate or not"
- Toronto Star
Bullish Almost The Right Term For This "News"
"Grand ol' landslide?
GOP bullish on big gains in midterms"
- Toronto Sun
The Bottom Of The Canoe Has Been Gnawed Away By Beavers
Your Response Depends Upon How Adventurous You Are...
"Canucks approaching sex, intimacy with entirely different mindset"
- Toronto Sun
As Long As It Keeps Him Popular, It's Not Entirely Pointless
"Premier's gas tax cut is pointless populism"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, It's In An Alternate Timeline
"Greens are still Canada's party of the future"
- Toronto Star
If You Want To Reduce Crime, Perhaps You Should Have A Different Incentive Structure For Criminals
"Reward for mobster behind murders"
- Toronto Star
Entertainment Value?
...Nowhere Near That Much, Let Me Tell You!
"Cost of candidate spending? Billions"
- USA Today
Red Tape Manufacturers Beg To Differ
"Reducing red tape will grow economy"
- Toronto Star
Only If They Want To Eat - Selfish Bastards!
"People must pay for food despite prices"
- Toronto Star
