Headlines Had a Questionable Pedigree
But They Looked Adorable in The Pound

Absolutely. Head On. At 100 Miles Per Hour

"Canada's workforce at a turning point
History teaches that labour challenges can drive solutions. Will we meet the moment?" - Toronto Star

The Humiliation Would Have Driven The Country To Become A World Leader In Smelt Extraction Technologies

"What if Canada had lost Summit Series?" - Toronto Star

 1) Family
2) Friends
3) Do You Really Need To Eat Every Day?

"What are my best options for a short-term loan?" - Toronto Star

They Don't Attend A Violent Insurrection, They Write Scathing Opeds For The Times

"What about Democratic 'election deniers'?" - Toronto Sun

Journalists Will Do Anything For A Free Meal

"Why did the media swallow this story?" - Toronto Star

By Fouling Our Nest

"Nature is calling - how will we answer?" - Toronto Star

I Wouldn't Steak My Evening's Enjoyment On It

"Will the new 'Rings' be worth all the sizzle?" - Toronto Star

It Depends How Far Back In Time Their Machines Let Them Go

Should Canada offer free period products?" - Toronto Star

Right Next To Where The Escape Button Is On The Keyboa - Hey, Where Is The Escape Button? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE ESCAPE BUTTON‽

"Where's 'reset' on China?" - Toronto Star

 For Some, It's The Way They Use Logic To Win Arguments
For Others, It's The Fangs That Drip Venomous Poison

"What is so scary about scientists?" - Toronto Star

 Nobody Objects To That It's When They Stop That The Trouble Starts

"Keep on truckin'?" - Toronto Sun

Well, You Can't Get Privatization Out Of A Stone

"Is privatization being pushed in blood services?" - Toronto Star

Only If It's In

"Is a 'strong mayor' the fix for Toronto?" - Toronto Star

Our Social Safety Net Is Nuts

"Why do police still field mental health calls?" - Toronto Star

Common Sense On Health Care Has Gone South

"Why is polio re-emerging in the West?" - Toronto Star

I'm Not Sure I Like The Tone Of That Question

"Throne speech was tone deaf. Does Ford care?" - Toronto Star

Sure - They Make My Face Wet

"Do face mists really do anything?" - Toronto Star

Are We Still Terrified?

"Did we win the War on Terror?" - Toronto Star

Are You Driving A Klingon Bird Of Prey?

"Does an invisible stop sign still apply?" - Toronto Star

They Didn't Trust Her To Not Be A Mona

"'They couldn't even give Lisa 30 seconds?'" - Toronto Star

Not That There Would Be Anything Wrong With That...Unless You're Jen

"Ben jets off with Matt after his wedding?" - Toronto Sun

If They Didn't Put Measures In Place Decades Ago, No

"Is Nfld. Moving too fast on renewable energy?" - Toronto Star

Sure...After The US Has Given Us No Choice

"Will Canada join the clean energy revolution?" - Toronto Star

 Possible? It's A Certainty:
There's No "q" In Airport!

"Is a queue-free airport even possible?" - Toronto Star

It's Simple, Really. You Just Have To - Wait A Minute. Is That Lisa? It's A Bit Too Late For You To Be Asking, Isn't It?

"How can I transition my hair to grey?" - Toronto Star

Check The Lost And Found For Your Identity

"You lost your wallet. Now what?" - Toronto Star

The Problem Is He Is Listening To Everybody Inexactly

"Just who exactly is Dr. Moore listening to?" - Toronto Star

In The Front Seat, It's Hard To Work The Gas Pedal When You're Walking

"Why is walking taking a back seat?" - Toronto Star

Not If Your Gastroenterologist Wants It To Remain Strictly Professional

"Should passion be goal of relationship?" - Toronto Star

Is The Sunset Coming From All Directions?

"Riding off into sunset?" - Toronto Sun

I Know That When You Have A Crimping Iron, Everything Looks Like Straight Hair, But Is This Really The Angle You Want To Pursue?

"As Hollywood stars gain power as filmmakers and producers, they're also transforming the red carpet. Leanne Delap asks: What's the new balance between 'smart' and sexy?" - Toronto Star

If It's Ghostbusters, I'm Getting Rid Of My Cellphone!

"Who will answer when you call 988?" - Toronto Star

When You're Quoting Clash Lyrics, It's Probably Time To Go

"TO STAY OR GO?" - Toronto Star

If He Can Ride It To Victory, Why Would He Want To?

"Can Poilievre control the populist beast?" - Toronto Star

A Subaru Nuthatch

"What drives humans to explore?" - Toronto Star