Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines, Eh?
Headlines, Eh?
Just As Soon As The Dishes Are Done
"A new era for women in Canadian politics?"
- Toronto Star
They Take Their Most Vocal Supporters For Granted
"Why isn't Ontario moving faster on boosters?"
- Toronto Star
With Oven Mitts - You Don't Want To Lose A Precious Second
"How should we handle screen time?"
- Toronto Star
Some Politicians Can't Help But Shoot Their Mouths Off
"Ottawa's 'door is open' on gun ban
Federal government is giving power to provinces - but will they use it?"
- Toronto Star
You Were Already On The Edge
Toothpaste, Paper Bags And Mornings Are Also Enough To Set You Off
"Why Does Music Drive Us to Mayhem?"
- New York Times
Jewellery Might Not Be The Best Way To Go
"How do I broach our future together?"
- Toronto Star
They Can Try, But They Shouldn't Get Their Hopes Up
After All, Children Won't Eat Them No Matter How Often Their Parents Try To Get Them To
"Can they save the Greens?"
- Toronto Star
It Sure Didn't Lead To An Oscar For Best Boxing Picture!
"She said they were 'Bonnie and Clyde.' Did their rocky romance lead to murder?"
- Toronto Star
What If I Didn't Win The Lottery?
What If People Didn't Switch To Electric Cars?
What If Marvel Didn't Have A Series Called What If...?
Life Would Go On As It Always Has?
"What if Ottawa didn't raise the number of MPS?"
- Toronto Star
While Playing Easy Listening Music On Your Phone
"How do I buy for the difficult people on my list?"
- Toronto Star
Because For Conservatives, Pandering To Your Base While Keeping Them Alive Is Hard
"Why did pandemic lockdown rule-breakers get off easy?"
- Toronto Star
Yes: You Have To Pay Later
"Does 'buy now, pay later' have a catch?"
- Toronto Star
It's Making Them Invisible In A Whole New Way
"Is digitized life leaving older women behind?"
- Toronto Star
Over Your Head? Absolutely
They Don't Breath Well, And Neither Will You
"Is it uncool to wear pantyhose?"
- Toronto Star
No: He Needs Humanity Training
Everything Else Would Follow From That
"Does Ford need diversity training?"
- Toronto Star
If They Aren't White, Absolutely!
"Is a 'green tax' on cow milk alternatives justified?"
- Toronto Star
I Don't Know, Old Guy - My Faith In Big Bird's Medical Credentials Has Been Badly Shaken
"ARE WE READY, KIDS?"
- Toronto Star
SkyNet Denies All Responsibility, And Will Hunt Down And Kill Anybody Who Says Otherwise!
"Canada is rejecting more study visas. Is AI to blame?"
- Toronto Star
You'll Never Land A Date If You Don't Use Your Voice To Ask For One...
"Can your voice help you land a date?"
- Toronto Star
Because They're Not There
"Highway 407 is hardly used. Why build more?"
- Toronto Star
Six More Decades Of Winter
"What does the climate deal mean for us?"
- Toronto Star
In The Forest, The Donut Chain Took The Path Less Travelled, And For Justin Bieber That Made All The Difference
"Has Tims lost its way?"
- Toronto Star
They're Afraid That If Their Diet Was Too Strict, They'd Eat The Masks
"Why don't people at gyms mask up to work out?"
- Toronto Star
The Premier Has Been Constipated, But He's Taken A Policy Laxative And Should Come Up With It Soon
"Where is Ontario's child-care plan?"
- Toronto Star
If Corporatese Counts, They Already Are
"Should CEOs across Canada be bilingual?"
- Toronto Star
Not Necessarily - He Certainly Won't Do It Again...Ever...
"Was man's killing a warning gone wrong?"
- Toronto Star
When It Stops Being A Reliable Fundraising Subject For The Right
Lay In Supplies For A Long Haul...
"When will the pandemic really be over?"
- Toronto Star
Perhaps, If The Meat Terrorizes His Caucus Members Sufficiently, He'll - Wait. You're Not Talking About An Authoritarian Steak? Give Me A Moment While I Get My Glasses...
"Will authoritarian streak save O'Toole?"
- Toronto Star
It Matters A Lot, Actually, To People On The Way Down
"Inflation is on its way up. Does that matter any more?"
- Toronto Star
Quantum Chickens
"Why is the traffic light red when no one is there to cross?"
- Toronto Star
The COP26 Call To Action On Climate Change Was Rather Bland, But Did It Really Deserve A Three Blah Review? That's One Tough Reviewer!
"Action? Or just 'blah, blah, blah?"
- Toronto Star
