Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Would Like To Apologize For That Shrimp Fork In Your Neck
Headlines Would Like To Apologize For That Shrimp Fork In Your Neck
It's Like A Fairy Tale, But With Outrageous Insurance Premiums
"Family knits wool into home redesign"
- Toronto Star
Truth Is, Voters Find His Tone Deafness Endearing
"Truth is Trudeau shouldn't have taken this holiday"
- Toronto Star
Because Yummy Yummy Turkish Meatball Sandwiches Don't Make Themselves
"It's time to renew our submarine capability"
- Toronto Star
Umm, Shouldn't You Wait Until There's An Election?
"Let's get more people out to vote"
- Toronto Star
Although Not As Much Since The Scarcity Of Oil Caused The Price To Soar
"As a country, we're not without power"
- Toronto Star
The Provincial Government Doesn't Seem To Care Much About The Health Of Children
But On The Plus Side: They Care Even Less About The Health Of Prison Inmates
"Advocates urge school staff to get vaccine"
- Toronto Star
"Ontario won't force jurors to be vaccinated"
- Toronto Star
In Fact, It Has Become Part Of Us...Sigh
"In the decades since 9/11, terrorism remains with us"
- Toronto Star
That Wretched Bunch? I Wouldn't Trust Them As Far As I Could Toss An Oil Tanker!
"It's up to voters where we go from here"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Every Party Head Wants To Be The Lead Singer And Nobody Wants To Be The Drummer
"Parties working in concert can stem intolerance"
- Toronto Star
Because Of Course They Do
"Pfizer says vaccine safe for kids ages 5-11"
- Toronto Star
Didn't The Rolling Stones Have A Song About This?
"U.K. wants world fully vaccinated by end of 2022"
- Toronto Star
Catholic Church needs to take responsibility"
- Toronto Star
"Critics want data behind cancelled Hamilton LRT"
- Toronto Star
"Ottawa needs a plan to reopen economy"
- Toronto Star
"Retailers want Ontario to hurry, broaden Step 2"
- Toronto Star
"Hot spots need more shots, de Villa says"
- Toronto Star
"Health board wants drugs decriminalized"
- Toronto Star
"Quebec needs to justify its overriding of human rights"
- Toronto Star
"Eatery owners want permanent fee caps"
- Toronto Star
"City hall needs more councillors like Crawford"
- Toronto Star
Companies Aren't Propping Up An Immoral Kleptocracy, They're Just Following The Lawlessness Of The Country
"Russian opposition says Google, Apple pulled voting app"
- Toronto Star
Regressives Fight Dirty?
"Progressives keep missing one key ingredient"
- Toronto Star
Hopelessly, They Won't Catch The Virus At School Before Then
"Hopefully, kids can be vaccinated by Christmas"
- Toronto Star
They Don't Talk About Politics Publicly Because Their Neighbours Hate Commies
"Yes, Ontario can make rich, ripe reds"
- Toronto Star
This Stopped Being News Years Ago, But We Had A Couple Of Column Inches to Fill And There Were No Cute Walrus Stories On The Wire, So...
"Israeli troops kill at least five Palestinians during raids"
- Toronto Star
The Quality Of My Life Keeps Going Down – Is That What You Mean?
"As stocks keep going up, focus on balance"
- Toronto Star
Boys Lead Business And Politics, Girls Lead In Home Economics
It Helps If They Learn This Lesson Early
"Making the case for single-gender schools
Separating boys and girls can encourage leadership, academic prowess and community involvement"
- Toronto Star
They Underestimated The Charisma Of Chris Noth
"They said 'Mr. Big' wouldn't last"
- Toronto Star
You Think?
Just Watch Him!
"Now Trudeau can't use an election as a threat"
- Toronto Star
You Can't Argue With Experts, Although You Can Incarcerate Them For A Couple Of Years...
"Experts dispute that Canadians' release was coincidence
Chinese outlet claims country did not use hostage diplomacy"
- Toronto Star
"Hostage diplomacy may cost China in future, experts say
International reputation of Beijing has now been 'tarnished,' they suggest"
- Toronto Star
Because It's Almost Impossible To Find Among The Living?
"Expanding consciousness among the dead"
- Toronto Star
I'm Sorry, But Peanut Butter And Prawns Sandwiches Have No Reason To Exist!
"Learning to love the unlovable"
- Toronto Star
But They Will Focus On The Corporate Bottom Line
The Distance Between Aspiration And Achievement Is A Universal Constant
"New LTC standards should focus on 'qualities of home'"
- Toronto Star
Vivre La Similitude!
"In Montreal's mayoral race, personality may outshine policy"
- Toronto Star
It Was A Consolation Prize For Not Winning A Real Nobel
"Canadian among Nobel winners in economics"
- Toronto Star
I'm Onna Cut To The Chase: Because Every Day Is An International Day Of The Boy
"Why we need an International Day of the Girl"
- Toronto Star
Hong Kong And Tibet Argue Over Whether It Would Be More Humane To Destroy Taiwan's Illusions Or Let It Learn On Its Own
"Taiwan defiant in face of China's territorial claims"
- Toronto Star
They Cannot Function Without Punctuation
"Journalists need more than words"
- Toronto Star
Workers Should Not Get Comfortable With Having Food Every Day
Business Can't Function With A Well Rested and Alert Work Force
The Economy Will Be Ruined If Everybody Has Pocket Money To Spend
The Horror! The Horror!
"Ontario's 10-cent hike in the minimum wage is bad for workers, bad for business and bad for the economy"
- Toronto Star
