Les Pages Aux Folles: THIS Is Why Headlines Can't Have Nice Things
THIS Is Why Headlines Can't Have Nice Things
If Only There Was Somebody Left To Report On It!
"Research could point the way to more inclusive journalism"
- Toronto Star
I'm Guessing, Though, That It Spells "Spike In Interest Rates"
"Spike in interest rates could spell trouble"
- Toronto Star
Every Government Loves A Bad Boy...
"'Devastating to watch'
Critics say funding for-profit LTC homes rewards bad behaviour. Industry groups say they need the money to open more beds"
- Toronto Star
Even Though It Would Be Less Expensive Than Reparations?
"Renaming Dundas Street is a luxury Toronto cannot afford"
- Toronto Star
That's A Feature, Even If It Bugs You
"Our premier is nothing more than a pro-business bully"
- Toronto Star
Learning From Trump A COVID Risk, I Say
"Learning trumps COVID risk, report says"
- Toronto Star
It's Not The Pumpkin Patch?
"Closer to Knowing Watermelon's Origins"
- New York Times
In Pencil
"Here's how to budget while living on a fluctuating income"
- Toronto Star
The Animals Who Live There Aren't Thrilled By It, Either
"'Death to the Greenbelt by a thousand cuts'
Premier's approach to protected area worries residents, environmental groups"
- Toronto Star
The Tories Would Promise Mars
The NDP Would Promise Pluto
The Green Party Would Promise The Oort Cloud
And, Your Point Is...?
"Liberals would promise us the moon to secure a majority"
- Toronto Star
If That Is True, Why Do Indigenous People Hold So Many IOUs?
"We owe Canada to the Fathers of Confederation"
- Toronto Star
Meng Wanzhou's Arrest?
"The threat to China's table tennis dominance"
- Toronto Star
Apparently, The Rest Of Us Have Time To Waste...
"For Gen Z, It Is Time to Trash the Email"
- New York Times
We Took The Road More Travelled, And That Made All The Difference
"Future of work at crossroads"
- Toronto Star
We Need A New Draft Pick For The Defensive Line
"No party will tackle car pollution unless voters do"
- Toronto Star
Think Of All Of The Vaccines That Will Have To Be Produced!
"Reopening border a shot in arm for economy"
- Toronto Star
Just Like Cameron Crowe (But Without The Music Worship)
"To win in Quebec, they'll say anything"
- Toronto Star
Before Pandemic Turnz Us All Into LOLCats
"Need for vaccine passports are urgent"
- Toronto Star
Only Republicans Have Perfected The Art Of Persuasion Without Information
"Persuasion with information"
- Toronto Star
OPINION: Who Didn't See That One Coming?
"Washington Post to be sold to Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon"
- Washington Post
"Opinion: The smartest way to make the rich pay is not a wealth tax"
- Washington Post
"Opinion: The billionaires' space race benefits the rest of us. Really."
- Washington Post
"Opinion: Think twice before changing the tax rules to soak billionaires"
- Washington Post
But, I Can't Afford It To Be The Same!
"Ignore 'this time is different' syndrome"
- Toronto Star
That's What Happens When You Let Just Anybody Have Their Own Family Crests
"I saw his body and my desire for him was rampant"
- Toronto Star
How Long Has The Planet Got?
"Oil giant Shell appeals ruling to slash its emissions by 45%
Firm plans to accelerate reductions, but wants to follow own timetable"
- Toronto Star
Human Beings Certainly Don't
"Cuttlefish May Offer Clues About Intelligence"
- New York Times
They Have Concrete Plans, Really, They Do - They're Just Following Their Own Timetable
"A year on, slow progress on corporate anti-racist efforts
Discussions around diversity abound, but critic says businesses need concrete plans"
- Toronto Star
And The US Still Won't Let Her In
"Swimmer to cross 52 km of Lake Ontario"
- Toronto Star
I Know Hollywood Has Run Out Of Original Ideas, But Was This Adaptation Of Rashomon Really Necessary
"What exactly did Biden say to Trudeau? Depends who you ask"
- Toronto Star
This Time, They'll Pay Attention...Promise...
"Readers need more info on environment, climate change"
- Toronto Star
People No Longer Need To Ingest It To Clean Their Systems Of COVID
"Clorox plunges most in two decades as pandemic boom fades"
- Toronto Star
We Take The Gold In The 500 Metre Managing Expectations Relay
"For Canada, just making it to the starting line is a victory"
- Toronto Star
Yearbooks Will Never Be The Same
"Guelph health unit to publish high schools' vaccination rates"
- Toronto Star
Putting The Stake Through The Heart Of Newspapers Was Traditional
But A Vocal Minority Wanted To Put The Stake Through The Head
"Ottawa has two ideas to get tech firms to pay for news
Discussion paper shows stakeholders couldn't agree on a way forward"
- Toronto Star
