Les Pages Aux Folles: Yeah? If You Feel That Way, You Try Incorporating The Word "Headline" Into a Headline! Not So Easy, Is It?
Yeah? If You Feel That Way, You Try Incorporating The Word "Headline" Into a Headline! Not So Easy, Is It?
Don't Expect An Article On Watching Babylon Five on SPACE
"Startup Babylon looking at SPAC"
- Toronto Star
That's Why They're Made Out On The Lake
"ONTARIO PLACE
No room for secret deals"
- Toronto Star
Especially If Water Is Involved
"Torontonians hoping for fun as cases slide"
- Toronto Star
Will Be Especially Good For Water
"World's Population Faces a Slide"
- New York Times
Who Are You? Canadians Say
"Canadians ready for NDP governments, Horgan says"
- Toronto Star
Going Back To Those Innocent Days When Catching STDs Was The Only Thing Young People Had To Worry About
"Going wild on weekends may be good sign"
- Toronto Star
Fortunately, Most Companies Are More Concerned With Overpopulation
"Working Less Can Save Lives"
- New York Times
It Was Just Too Tempting To Use Them Because They Were - You Should Excuse The Expression - Close To Hand
"Seoul club regrets sex dolls in stands"
- Toronto Star
First Step: Go Bankrupt
"How to fix your finances the 'Schitt's Creek' way"
- Toronto Star
Communist Bastard!
"Trudeau calls for respect"
- Toronto Sun
I Have Plans For Money I Don't Own, But The State Frowns On It
"Church has plans for land it doesn't own"
- Toronto Star
Step One: Change The Name To The Liberal Party Of Ontario
"Ontario NDP plots a path to victory"
- Toronto Star
Or, A Blue Funk
Or Even A Yellow Canary
"Germany could be on the verge of a Green revolution"
- Globe and Mail
And, Man, Is It Showing Its Age!
"'White supremacy is as old as Canada'"
- Toronto Star
His Lawyer Would Like You To Know That Mister Potatohead Never Wanted The Spotlight And Would Like To Go Back To His Quiet Life As A Side Dish
"To save the world, start with a potato"
- Toronto Star
Montreal Massacre? What Montreal Massacre?
"Don't forget about Tiananmen Square"
- Toronto Sun
What They'll Do To Achieve Them Does
That...Was Where You Were Heading...Right?
"Politicians' partisan interests don't make them corrupt"
- Toronto Star
Won't Be Happy Until They Get Insomnia Just Right
"Perfectionist exhausted by relentless lack of sleep"
- Toronto Sun
The Fossil Fuel Industry Will Die Hard
"Big Oil's bad day won't change much any time soon"
- Globe and Mail
Really? Just Watch Us/Them/Everybody
"U.S., Canada must listen to their victims"
- Toronto Star
"We must place people ahead of profit"
- Toronto Star
"Government must invest to create a green economy"
- Toronto Star
"We must support experts as they steep up to debunk misinformation"
- Globe and Mail
"Politicians must work to dismantle Islamophobia"
- Toronto Star
"U.S. regulator details rules for railway merger
Kansas City Southern, CN Rail must prove deal will enhance competition"
- Toronto Star
"Common sense must prevail in Line 5 fight"
- Toronto Star
"Ontario must take action now to protect migrant workers"
- Toronto Star
"Scourge of online hate must finally be stopped"
- Toronto Star
"Province must help with costs"
- Toronto Star
"Canada must aspire to more than simply beating the U.S."
- Toronto Star
"Pope must apologize for Indigenous child abuse"
- Toronto Star
Manatees Should Consider Vacationing Closer To Home
"The Price Sea Life Pays for a Vacation Photo"
- New York Times
So, There's A Reason Things Have Been So Peaceful In The Country Lately
Ignorance Is Truly Bliss
"Quebec and rest of Canada are ignoring each other"
- Toronto Star
The Future Lies In Mattresses
"A 7-per-cent yield that lets you sleep at night"
- Globe and Mail
Absolutely! Just Ask The Ryerson Conservative Union How They Would Like To Put Things Right With Indigenous Peoples
"Statues can be a reminder of our duty to make things right"
- Toronto Star
To Remind Us Of Our Duty To Ignore Making Things Right
"It's time to ask why John A.'s still on a pedestal"
- Toronto Star
Bankrupt 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
"Retailers 'at wit's end' as Ontario delays store reopenings"
- Globe and Mail
Or, A Bad Plan
Or, Any Kind Of Plan, Really
But We Do Have Good Teeth, So That Should Count For Something...
"We don't have a good plan for nuclear waste"
- Toronto Star
What Went Wrong? I'll Tell You What Went Wrong
THEY LOST!
That's What Went Wrong
"'Time for the words to stop'
Second straight overtime loss to Canadiens leaves Leafs searching for what went wrong"
- Toronto Star
Who Thought What About Whom?
"Sinatra thought Marilyn was murdered"
- Toronto Sun
She Has Failed To Make Gains For The Party In Only Three Elections - She Has Barely Started!
"Star isn't giving Horwath a fair chance as NDP leader"
- Toronto Star
But There Are So Few Compassionate Conservatives Left They May Not be Worth The Effort
"We can still save endangered species from extinction"
- Toronto Star
Uhh, Yeah...About That...
"A Habs series win would mean a monumental collapse for Leafs"
- Globe and Mail
The Way It Stands On End Is Not Reassuring
"Mayor's hair is a symptom of crisis"
- Toronto Star
