Les Pages Aux Folles: Get Your Headline Out of the Cloud Computer and Back in the Game!
Get Your Headline Out of the Cloud Computer and Back in the Game!
Speak For Yourself!
I'm Not Prophylactic Treasure Glom!
"Ford's muddled response mirrors our own confusion"
- Toronto Star
Tory Party Says O'Toole 'Has To Change' To Remain Leader
"O'Toole says Tory party 'has to change' to win"
- Toronto Star
Are You Sure You've Given Investment In Mediocrity Enough Of A Chance?
"Investment in talent is investment in Canada's future"
- Toronto Star
Five Colours Were Too Confusing For Sky Group Viewers
"Britain to classify travel destinations under new traffic light system next month"
- Globe and Mail
You Think? Maybe If I Bribe Them With Chocolate, They Will
"Your children will follow your lead on healthy eating
- Toronto Star
Death Wish 2021
"Reckless in Texas? Maybe, but some of us are envious as state throws its doors wide open"
- Toronto Star
Thus Proving The Irrational Exuberance Of Financial Pundits
"Markets finally seem ready to toss the junk rally"
- Globe and Mail
He's Obviously Been Talking To Premier Ford
"RBC chief says housing market needs to cool, but cautiously"
- Toronto Star
At Least They're No Longer Denying The Problem, And Yet...
"Military's sex violence called 'embarrassment'"
- Toronto Star
Good Thing Canada Isn't As Bad As The United States, Or We Might Have To Do Something About This
"So, you want to be an ally against anti-Black racism?"
- Toronto Star
"'Worst thing I've seen in my 16-year career'
Human rights complaints allege racism, toxic culture at troubled Toronto South jail"
- Toronto Star
"How many more must die before Legault recognizes Quebec's systemic racism?"
- Globe and Mail
"Nunavut midwives say they quit over racism"
- Toronto Star
"Is it education or glorified racism?"
- Toronto Star
Don't We Need Mass Vaccines For That?
"Mass vaccinations are needed, not shutdowns"
- Toronto Star
This Country Ain't Big Enough Fer The Both Of Us, Podner, Inc!
"Mega mergers: Record pace for Canadian firms expected to continue"
- Globe and Mail
They Shouldn't Have Been Taken Unawares: It Was Clearly Labelled On The Provincial Menu
"Frustrated restaurateurs ready to send the premier the cheque
Owners want looser rules or more cash after Ontario's surprise lockdown order"
- Toronto Star
That May Be, However Butt Plans Don't Inspire Much Confidence
"We can be sure the premier has a plan somewhere"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Far From Original
"Seeing Racism As a Sin"
- New York Times
Would Like To Invite The Prime Minister "To Meet My Leetle Friend"
"Some gun owners aren't sold on Ottawa's 'buyback' plan"
- Toronto Star
No, It Didn't Happen In The Crime Section, Smartass
"One dead, 6 injured in stabbing at B.C. library"
- Toronto Star
Move Short-sighted Or Visionary?
"Montreal-based New Look Visions moves to go private as it eyes U.S. expansion"
- Globe and Mail
About Time He Took Citizens' Lead!
"Looks like our premier's Plan B is to panic"
- Toronto Star
Eat Your Heart Out, Marcel Duchamp!
"Art installation sends two women to hospital"
- Toronto Star
However, You Do Get Too Old To Call Them Comics
"You're Never Too Old for Picture Books"
- New York Times
It's Not The Process That Most People Object To - It's The Results
"With vaccines, we must respect the process of science"
- Toronto Star
Yet, We Still Issue Guns To The Cops They Represent
"Loveless, sexless, blameful union needs counselling"
- Toronto Star
We Needed A Book To Tell Us That? It's The Subtext Of Practically Every Article In The Newspaper!
"Crowd-sourced delusion is a timeless peril
William Bernstein's latest book is full of reminders that humans are not so much rational animals as they are rationalizing ones"
- Globe and Mail
Tories Challenge O'Toole To Try A Leadership Convention
"O'Toole challenges Tories to try a new direction"
- Globe and Mail
The Dourness, On The Other Hand, Was All His
"Fans fuelled drive behind 'Zack Snyder's Justice League'"
- Toronto Star
Not To Be Confused With The Speakers (Although It's Easy To See How One Could Make That Mistake)
"Conservative party warns of hack attempt at virtual convention"
- Toronto Star
Do They Have A Toy Inside?
Surprise!
"One upside of the pandemic: it's making people kinder"
- Toronto Star
Thus Disproving The Irrational Exuberance Of Financial Pundits
THE MYSTERIOUS RISE OF FACEDRIVE
Facedrive is a ride-sharing startup with scant revenue and eclectic side businesses. It's also Canada's newest multibillion-dollar company"
- Globe and Mail
Have You Met This Province‽
"Province could show leadership by admitting to mistakes"
- Toronto Star
Devil Considering Restraint Of Trade Lawsuit
"Court halts sales of 'Satan Shoes'"
- Toronto Star
Drafting Capable Players Would Be A Good Start
"Canada needs to up its game on vaccine production"
- Toronto Star
Make Sure It Doesn't Look Like A Dead Ferret On Your Head
"How to pair your centrepiece with your menu"
- Globe and Mail
Ah, I See You HAVE Met This Province
"Affordable housing is clearly not a priority for Ontario"
- Toronto Star
But, Are They Thinking Outside The Allen Key?
"Ikea thinking outside the box in Toronto"
- Toronto Star
But, Irrational Exuberance Is More Fun!
"Investors should take wait-and-see approach"
- Toronto Star
But, Won't Allen Want It Back At Some Point?
"Managing injuries key to longevity"
- Toronto Star
