Headlines Finds True or False Questions Too Constraining

Not In The Defendant's Chair...For Now...

"Where does Canada stand with Saudi Arabia?" - Toronto Star

Now, People Show Up At The Theatre Demanding That Their Performance Be In-person Instead of By Phone - What A Difference A Year Makes!

"Live by the phone, decry the phone
Performers may rightly be vexed by audiences' mobile intrusions, but how far is too far these days?" - Toronto Star

I Don't Know - Ask OMD

"We were in love. Is the relationship really over?" - Toronto Star

It Depends Upon Which Persona He Was Inhabiting At The Time

"What would Bowie do?" - Toronto Star

When Somebody Hears The Tree Falling In The Forest

"If not during a massive health care crisis, when will we take care of the carers?" - Globe and Mail

Not Talking About Her Butt Would Be A Good Place To Start

"How do I get 'told-you-so' mother to butt out?" - Toronto Star

Because The Disease Is Not Generally Transmitted Through People's Feet?

"Tighten borders to keep variants out, experts say
Canada has tough new COVID-19 quarantine restrictions for air travellers. Why don't the same rules apply for people arriving by land?" - Toronto Star

You'll Have To Watch The Netflix Series To Find Out!

"Who was the woman in the concrete floor?" - Toronto Star

Somebody Had To Bring "Be Fruitful And Multiply" Into The Space Age

"The Serial Sperm Donor
One man, hundreds of children, and a burning question: Why?" - New York Times

We're All Bezos On This Bus!

"What is Bezos' legacy?" - Toronto Star

Has Anybody Asked The Pumpkin?

"Smashing things may be the rage, but is it therapy?" - Toronto Star

 Saying "Me" Would Seem To Some People To Be Selfish
I Could Have Answered More Honestly If You Had Asked Who Should Be The Next After The Next In Line

"Who should be next in line for inoculation?" - Toronto Star

The Same Old Existential Question

"Prince Harry has a new life, but what's next?" - Toronto Star

Whedon Sure Put A Stake Through Its Heart, Didn't He?

"'Buffy' Fans Ask: Is It All Ruined?" - New York Times

Install A Warmer On Her Banana Seat

"How fast is too fast to fall in love?" - Toronto Star

If You Trusted Him After He Cheated On You...

"Can I trust my husband after he used dating app?" - Toronto Star

Super-Extra-Maxi Strength Tylenol - And Lots Of 'Em!

"I haven't been to a waxing appointment in a while. How can I prepare for my return?" - Globe and Mail

When You've Got A Bad Thing Going, Why Change It?

"Will council stay the course on its slow police reform?" - Toronto Star

I'm Guessing Fewer People Died

"Deaths fell in Japan last year. But how?" - Toronto Star

Sounds Like Somebody's Unclear On The Concept Of Role Playing

"Would using my fake name spoil a real shot at romance?" - Toronto Star

Sure: We Can All Pretend We Live In An Orphanage

"After a year of forced togetherness, could we celebrate Unfamily Day this time?" - Globe and Mail

They Can Shut Down All The News Outlets In A Country? HOW DID THEY GET SO POWERFUL‽

"Facebook blocks news in Australia. Is Canada next?" - Toronto Star

Have We Established That It Was In The Kitchen With The Lead Pipe?

"Was cop killed by a crook, a lover, or someone else?" - Toronto Star

Sure, But Why Abandon Historical Mistakes When We're So Good At Them?

"A PLACE TO CALL HOME
Black communities across Canada have often been displaced in the name of urban renewal. Can a new approach to planning and development prevent historical mistakes from being repeated?" - Toronto Star

 Depends How Cute Their Butt Is
...Are You Starting To See A Theme, Here?

"Should someone be applauded for doing the bare minimum?" - Toronto Star

 Only A Mad Fiend Would Dare Something So Outlandish!






Who Is Panela?

"Who Would Dare Patent Panela?" - New York Times

He Doesn't Feel The Need To Stand For It

"What's 'God' got to do with the national anthem?" - Toronto Star

Because If White People Didn't Have A Place To Air Their Grievances, They Would Force Everybody In The Country To Drink Martinis And Learn How To Play Golf, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

"Why tolerate and support the Canadian Nationalist Party?" - Toronto Star

The Prom Chaperones Keep Looking Meaningfully At Their Watches, So...

"Is it Andrea Horwath's last dance?" - Toronto Star