Les Pages Aux Folles: Are You Questioning the Integrity of Headlines? Umm, Okay, Then - I Just Wanted To Be Sure
Are You Questioning the Integrity of Headlines?
Umm, Okay, Then - I Just Wanted To Be Sure
Pay More Attention To How Well You Were Skating?
"How could I not fall for her while on ice?"
- Toronto Star
Hadn't We Stopped Those Pointless Comparisons Decades Ago?
"NYC shut its schools. How long can Toronto hold out?"
- Toronto Star
Are you Kidding? He Was The Mike Myers Of Political Mischie - LOOK BEHIND YOU! RUN! QUICKLY! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RU -
Eww! I Think I'm Gonna Lose My Lunch...And I Haven't Eaten Anything Today!
"Just How Dangerous Was Donald Trump?"
- New York Times
It Depends On The Size Of His Pecs
And The Quality Of The...Kissing
"Should you delete photos of your ex?"
- Toronto Star
It Will After The Inauguration
"Killing spree at an end?"
- Toronto Sun
It Seems Unlikely, Although It Would Explain Why They Never Seem To Run Out Of Animal Crackers...
"Is Scrooge McDuck operating Loblaw supermarkets?"
- Toronto Star
In A Trumpian Sense
"Have bank stocks turned a corner?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon If You're Asking About Height, Weight, Income Or Memory
"How much will we lose in order to grow?"
- Toronto Star
Don't Confuse Him With Anything More Than Yes
"What's the plan, minister?"
- Toronto Star
Pit The Right Social Groups Against Each Other
"What's the trick to making a successful stew?"
- Globe and Mail
There Are None So Blinded By Love Than Those Who Refuse To See
"Let there be light
Dyson's intelligent task light claims to stimulate optimal daylight and reduce eye strain, but will it strain relationships?"
- Toronto Star
In The Back Of The Women's Section Of The Newspaper Where It Belongs
"Where is the mental-health help for ordinary people?"
- Toronto Star
Dollars Per Followers
"How should we tax social media influencers?"
- Toronto Star
Every Politician Is Concerned About Employment - Their Own
"Why let developers do what they want to the environment?"
- Toronto Star
How Much Does The Country Have?
"For Freeland, how much is too much?"
- Toronto Star
You Want To Be FDR
You'll Settle For Jimmy Carter
You'll Get George W. Bush
"Who Will We Be Without Donald?"
- New York Times
What? Is He Fifteen Years Old?
"Examining the enigmatic Dr. David Williams
Praised by Doug Ford, vilified by critics, is top medical health officer simply misunderstood?"
- Toronto Star
Doing Their Best To Stay Out Of The Crosshairs
"Where are our own leaders on gun control?"
- Toronto Star
Of Course They Ca - No? What Do You Mean, No, They Can't?
Next Thing You'll Be Telling Me Is That They Can't Be Sterilized!
"Can workers be forced to take the vaccine?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends - Is The Goal To Make 2021 Worse?
"Katharine had a rough 2020. Would a bad boy help?"
- Toronto Star
Nope
"Is the latest market boom grounded in logic or hope?"
- Globe and Mail
Books?
Or Am I Reading Too Much Into The Question?
"What should you buy a voracious reader?"
- Toronto Star
Nothing - As Long As That Someone Else Is God
Anybody Else And Hoo Boy!
"What's wrong with divorce if you love someone else?"
- Toronto Star
Customer Loyalty Goes Both Ways
"Why didn't banks prevent alleged $11M fraud?"
- Toronto Star
Sure - If The Goal Is To Add To The GNP
"Do 'self-cleaning' elevator buttons work?"
- Toronto Star
It Costs Less Political Capital Than Looking Progressive And Having To Walk It Back Later
"Ford got smart on virus, so why not on climate?"
- Toronto Star
Omerta - Not Just For Criminal Gangs Any More!
"Kenney vs. Hinshaw: What the leaked recordings reveal
Secretly taped conversations suggest tension over handling of pandemic - but does that justify breaking the civil service's code?"
- Globe and Mail
Absolutely! There Are Plenty Of Other Ways To Get High!
"Should you avoid licking holiday card envelopes?"
- Toronto Star
Before I Answer That, Maybe You Should, You Know, Get Out More?
"Do I pick the aimless guy, the sex freak or nobody?"
- Toronto Star
Yes, If You're Asking If I'm Liable To Get It Myself
"Are you liable if someone catches COVID at your party?"
- Toronto Star
Baby In The Baby Carriage?
"Lockdown. Vaccine. What will come next?"
- Toronto Star
Sure. Which Bottle On The Bar Does It Come Out Of?
"My wish for 2021: How about a little more compassion?"
- Toronto Star
Weren't We Generous Enough In Sharing The Disease With Them?
"We have a vaccine; what about everybody else?"
- Toronto Star