Questions Didn't Headline Authority
Wait. Strike That. Reverse It...

Sure. Diapers...Climates...Flat Tires...

"Do people and societies ever really change?" - Toronto Star

ACERB

"CERB is done. Now what?" - Toronto Star

Your Child Is A Public Disgrace?

"Why choose a private school?" - Toronto Star

Inherent Drapery Elephants

"Is Modern Monetary Theory revolutionary or imaginary?" - Globe and Mail

Grounding For A Week If She Doesn't Finish Her English Homework!

"What's next for 11-year-old Vaughan 'AGT' finalist?" - Toronto Star

Thanks, But The Brimstone Doesn't Agree With Me

"Care for a cup of Satanic chamomile?" - Toronto Star

Would That Leave You With Enough Fibre In Your Portfolio?

"Should I sell most of my Apple shares?" - Globe and Mail

I Don't Know - Can I Have Time To Think About It?

"How do you prepare for the unthinkable?" - Toronto Star

It Matters To God

"Biden Is Catholic. Does It Even Matter?" - New York Times

Filet Mignon

"What's your 'desert island' herb? - Toronto Star

You'll Have To Sue The University To Find Out

"What is U of T's dean of law not telling us?" - Toronto Star

Umm...It's Bad? Don't Be Part Of It?

"What about gang violence?" - Toronto Sun

It May Have A Long History, But Smegma Avenue Is Still Gross

"Have we nothing better to do than change street names?" - Toronto Star

What, More Reading‽

"Are you ready to subscribe to your car's features?" - Toronto Star

Sure - If You Throw Them At People Who Get Too Close To You

"Can Glasses Protect From Covid?" - New York Times

There Might Be, But It's An Ugly Colour For A Couch

"Is there really any hope for a green recovery?" - Toronto Star

That's Staying Healthy During A Pandemic For You: It's Not The Journey, It's The Destination

"'The question is: Is this the best route?'" - Toronto Star

 It Might
But It Might Just Make Us Smarter About Evading Them
Have You Never Met Us?

"Can learning about ethics make us more ethical people?" - Globe and Mail

From A Superhero Landing

"For celebs, the playground is closed
A pandemic, isolation and a push for social justice: How will Hollywood stars emerge?" - Toronto Star

Keep Them Far Back From The Waterline After The First

"How do we protect workers and jobs from second wave?" - Toronto Star

A SOCK PUPPET WITH ONE BUTTON EYE HANGING BY A THREAD WOULD DO BETTER!

"WOULD BIDEN DO BETTER?" - Globe and Mail

You Mean Overpriced And Less Potent If Bought Legally?

"Are 'magic mushrooms' the next cannabis?" - Toronto Star

They're Nostalgic For A Time When They Were Relevant

"Why is the Bloc Quebecois using the FLQ incident as a political weapon?" - Globe and Mail

Doctor Bay Street's

"Public health by stealth: Whose advice is the premier following?" - Toronto Star

Canada Needs A Maid; The US Needs A Crime Scene Cleaning Company

"Will Big Oil leave a mess in Canada as it did in Venezuela?" - Toronto Star

 "The U.S. vote is a mess. Can it happen here?" - Globe and Mail

The Coyote Can't Draw It On The Rock Until He Receives His Order Of Acme Atomic Glowing Paint

"It's already been months. Where is the light at the end of this tunnel?" - Toronto Star

Not As Bad As Dying Would

"Can wearing a mask give you bad breath?" - Globe and Mail

Not As Long As Alpha Centauri Continues To Hold Out

"Will we finally get universal child care?" - Toronto Star

I Stop At Small Sheep, But Your Economic Orthodoxy May Vary

"'How much do we sacrifice for success?'" - Globe and Mail

 Does He Also Want It In A Closet?
If So, His Desire Could Be More Than A Fetish...

"Is my boyfriend wanting sex fully clothed a fetish?" - Toronto Star

It Depends On How Quickly He Reverts To Ty - And, There It Is...

"Will Ford's popularity last as virus cases climb?" - Globe and Mail

Doug Ford Never Liked Bill Maher's TV Shows

"Why did province delay new rules?" - Toronto Star

If They Did, You Didn't Hear It From Me!

"Did cops illegally gather data?" - Toronto Sun

Only For The Next 10,000 Years

"Are Canadians locked into a plastic future?" - Toronto Star

It Didn't Make A Difference - We Got To October Anyway

"Is May standing in her successor's way?" - Toronto Star

That Would Depend Upon The Observer

"Black Hole
Has physics become sidetracked by exotic speculations?" - Globe and Mail

They Matter To God - Wait. Where Have I Heard That Before?

"How 'essential' are in-person church services?" - Toronto Star