Headlines' Quest for Ions Continues!

Piteous Sobbing? Yes
Self-absorbed Whining? Absolutely
Creativity? Ask Me Again After I Finish My 25,003 Line Epic Poem On Belly Button Lint

"Does isolation promote creativity?" - Toronto Star

Trying To Put A Wave On Top Of Dreads Seems Like A Cruel Thing To Do To Your Hair

"Is Ontario nearing the much-dreaded second wave?" - Toronto Star

Absolutely! It Really Hurts When It Drops On You!

"Is it time to rethink the bank heavy strategy?" - Globe and Mail

Mother Nature Devises A New Punishment For Them

"What happens when students break new rules?" - Toronto Star

The World Wishes!

"Might the U.S. election be decided in Canada?" - Toronto Star

Really Rich Compost

"Help, zucchini is taking over my garden! What can I make with it?" - Globe and Mail

Hairstyles And Hemlines

"Two incidents, 20 years apart. Has anything changed?" - Toronto Star

Until They're Better

"How long should a sick kid stay home?" - Toronto Star

 Are You Sure You Want To Ask That Question?
The Police Know Where You Work. The Police Know Where You Live.
Are You Surely Sure You Want To Ask That Question?

"A TOXIC LEGACY
Chemical weapons initially designed for war but since barred from combat are now commonly employed by police in suppressing dissent, sometimes with lasting effects on victims. We've long known about tear gas's dangers - why do we still permit its use?" - Globe and Mail

 Sure
It Will Be Unrequited
But When Has That Ever Stopped Us?

"We have embraced the outdoors this summer. Can we love winter?" - Toronto Star

Love Winter?

"Patios fine for summer. Now what do we do?" - Toronto Star

Animal House By Way Of The Handmaid's Tale

"What will living in a university dorm look like?" - Toronto Star

 We Were Told We Could Save The World Without Sacrifice
I Mean, How Am I Supposed To Live Without My Electric Backscratcher?

"THE RATIONALE FOR RATIONING
The climate crisis is like a world war, writes Eleanor Boyle. So why don't we look to a past conflict for a solution that might save the future?" - Globe and Mail

Edsel

"When it's time to talk climate, which Ford will show up?" - Toronto Star

We'll Join It

"What if we can't beat COVID-19?" - Toronto Star

 A Wink And A Prayer, Friend
With A Wink And A Prayer

"How will we pay for all these government programs?" - Globe and Mail

It Depends: Are You A Bigot?

"My Mr. Right is a bigot. Do I end the relationship?" - Toronto Star

 Have You Seen The State Of The World They've Left?
They're Lucky We Don't Put Them Out On Ice Floes!

"Why do Canadians not honour their elders?" - Toronto Star

Because It Distracts From Talking About Her Uncomfortable Politics

"Please leave AOC's Birkenstocks alone
Why is a woman wearing comfortable shoes still newsworthy?" - Toronto Star

Hold The Door Open

"What will Freeland do about Ottawa's spending spree?" - Toronto Star

Remind Me Again: Which Universe Contains A Post-COVID World?

"Amid a pandemic, the pioneers of the megamall go all in
It's the most audacious project yet from the Ghermezians, the visionaries behind West Edmonton Mall. Is the post-COVID world ready for it?" - Globe and Mail

Guilty Conscience (Unfortunately, There's No Shampoo For That...)

"Why is my scalp so itchy?" - Toronto Star

 Hey!
They Were Very Important!
You Can't Eat Electricity!
It's Basic Science, Buddy!

"Upset about EV subsidies?
What about aid to fossil fuels?" - Toronto Star

Mother Nature Breaks Out The Champagne

"Ontario reported nearly 400 new COVID-19 cases. Now what?" - Toronto Star

You Couldn't Have Been All That Happy Last Time...

"I'm back with my ex. Will we be happy this time?" - Toronto Star

Don't You Hate The Way Politics Gets Into Everything These Days?

"What is propolis, and what is it doing in my skin care?" - Globe and Mail

Gives New Meaning To The Phrase, "The Future Is In Plastics"

"Is synthetic biology the hope for mankind's future?" - Toronto Star

Doubtful - Those Atoms Are Slippery Bastards!

"Can Canada seize the moment and sell hydrogen power?" - Toronto Star

 Twice A Day





That Wasn't The Question, Was It?

"Throne speech resets clock, but for how long?" - Toronto Star

Major Corporations Can't, So...

"DIY doubts: 'I may have missed something'
Using self-taught investing knowledge, this couple are on their way to a comfortable retirement - but can they avoid downsizing?" - Globe and Mail

Sure, In The Same Way That A Raven Is A Crude Writing Desk

"A new theory asks: Could a mask be a crude 'vaccine'?" - Toronto Star

Virginia Woolfe

"Who's afraid of the distracted worker?" - Toronto Star