Yes, It's Another Headlines Article -
At This Point, You Have to Ask?

Sure, But It's Inevitable When You're Dealing With An Ethics Blockhead

"Haven't we been around this ethics block before?" - Toronto Star

 They Have To Suck It Up Because They're Getting Paid The Big Bucks





Wait A Minute...

The customer is always right? But what about the staff?" - Toronto Star

 I'm Reading You, Aren't I?
What More Do You Need To Know?

"INTERESTED IN A GOOD READ?" - Toronto Sun

 Logically, We Can
And, I'll Beat The Snot Out Of Anybody Who Claims Otherwise!

"Can Canada honour reason over passion?" - Toronto Star

It Was People Like You Who Repeatedly Drove Through Them In The Past That Made Discussing The Subject Again Inevitable

"Bike lanes? Do we really have to go through this again?" - Toronto Star

Researchers Conclude: We're Still Alive, So, Yeah, They Must Have

"Six months in, researchers want to know: Did travel restrictions work?" -Toronto Star

Have An Affair With Your Carpenter

"How can I add drama to my scuffed-up staircase?" - Globe and Mail

When Young People Die In Them

"When will nursing homes be held responsible for deaths?" - Toronto Star

Will We Have To Stop The World First?

"Should I get off this Zoom meeting?" - Toronto Star

The Royal Family?

"Who doesn't love a royal scandal?" - Toronto Star

Why? It's Not Like Humans Do

"Should Robots Working in Retail Have a Face?" - New York Times

2.3 Miles (47 Kilometres)

"How far will renaming sports teams take us?" - Toronto Star

Would You Rather They Were Left Hanging Out? Eww!

"What's the point of this Nova Scotia 'review'? Covering backsides?" - Toronto Sun

Oh, Yeah - Haven't You Noticed The Edge In Our Voice When We Apologize?

"Is pandemic fuelling Canadians' rage?" - Toronto Star

If They Were To The Legs, One Could See How It Would Affect How You Walk...

"Can shuffle heal self-inflicted wounds?" - Toronto Star

 Traditionally, It's Been Old White Men
Why Question A Good Thing?

"In reflecting on the past, who decides what is left behind?" - Globe and Mail

 I Dunno
Who Do I Look Like - Cat Stevens?

"Why aren't Toronto's playgrounds open?" - Toronto Star

It Matters A Lot To Mussolini's Reputation

"Trump's militias are fascist, but how much does it matter?" - Toronto Star

Can We Be Honest About Who We Want To Do It For?

"Can we bring back the summers of the eighties for our kids?" - Globe and Mail

Be Generous With The Bovine Chow

"How do I get 'black sheep' brother to stay in my life?" - Toronto Star

Floss Before You Go In Front Of The Camera

"What can Canada learn from U.S. hearing on Big Tech?" - Toronto Star

 Oh, Sure. I Do It Every Hour, Whether I Need To Or Not




What?

"Know how to take your temperature?" - Toronto Star

The One With The Most Will?

"Which Country Will Triumph Post-Pandemic?" - New York Times

Antoine Hacker

"Who owns these derelict pay phones on Queen St.?" - Toronto Star

Geraldine Hacker (Antoine's Sister)

"Who has the authority to dismiss the GG?" - Toronto Star

Franklin Arbogast (Antoine's Brother-in-law - This Family Stuff Is Getting Messy)

"Once a vaccine arrives, the question is: Who gets the first shots?" - Toronto Star

 If You Want To Throw Your Money Away On Them, Be My Guest!
As Far As I'm Concerned, That Porsche Isn't Going To Buy Itself!

"FAR FROM HOME
The cold, comfortless conditions I witnessed more than 20 years ago while working in nursing homes have clearly not changed, Jillian Horton writes. Is this the best we can do for our seniors?" - Globe and Mail

The Crystal Ball Should Be Less Coy When It Is Seeing The Conventional Wisdom

"The crystal ball sees...Biden as president?" - Toronto Star

How Much Stranger Can Liplocking Be? Are There New Technologies Of Romance That I Know Nothing About?

"Do I risk my grandma's health by kissing stranger?" - Toronto Star

People Fleeing Persecution In Other Countries Are Lousy On Defence

"If the NHL is welcome, why aren't refugees?" - Toronto Star

 You Hadda Ask, Didn't You? What Do You Think This Is, A Cheap Horror Movie?



Okay, Now That You Mention It...

"What could possibly go wrong when Ontario schools reopen?" - Toronto Star

This Is The Year Marriage Is Declared An Obsolete Social Ritual?

"Can I pick my own engagement ring?
It's 2020, the Kit's editor-at-large says. What do you think?" - Toronto Star

More Like A Conflict Of Incompetences

"WE deal - conflict of interest or incompetence?" - Toronto Sun

As Long As There Are No COVID-curious, Because Some Fetishes Just Aren't Worth It

"Can COVID-casuals be friends with COVID-cautious?" - Toronto Star

This Year, They Actually Have A Reason To Answer: "No."

"Post-secondary students ask, should I go back to campus?" - Toronto Star

At Least The End Of The Vows

"How long should I wait before ditching husband?" - Toronto Star