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Rereading Sartre Should Give You A Good Idea
"What do we do, now that we're all strangers again?" - Toronto Star

When We Were Kids, Random Limbs Would Fall Off Our Bodies FOR NO APPARENT REASON, And We Turned Out Fine
But You Try Telling That To Kids These Days...
"WILL THE KIDS BE ALL RIGHT?" - Globe and Mail

Yes, After The Song Cut It But Before The Song Permed It
"Did a hair-metal anthem tease the end of the Cold War?" - Toronto Star

He's Never Been Very Good With Women...
"Is Trump Challenging Mother Nature?" - New York Times

It Depends On Whose Pop Flies He's Been Shagging...
"Is it game over for my baseball-loving boyfriend?" - Toronto Star

I'm As Kidding As A Heart Attack!
...That Sounded Much Better In My Funny Bone
...I'm Going To Stop Now
"A bailout for airlines? Are you kidding?" - Toronto Star

Round. Definitely Spherical. Ice On Either End Would Be Good, Too
"What should the new world look like?" - Toronto Star

Wearing One
"What's the best face mask etiquette?" - Toronto Star

The Issue Does Appear To Be Black And White...
"Are privacy laws concealing systemic racism in Canada?" - Toronto Star

To Keep Gordon Lightfoot From Crying
"Why should NHL hockey get special treatment?" - Toronto Star

ELIZA: Why Do You Ask If We Can Take Psychotherapy Offline Again?
"Psychotherapy has been forced into an online era - can we reasonably take it offline again?" - Globe and Mail

I'm Boring
"What does your choice of alcohol say about you? - Toronto Star

Is This Going To Make ME Cry?
"What's Your Life Worth, Officially? - New York Times

The Grape Is Always Greener On The Other Side Of The Provincial Border...
"Will we be able to buy wine from any part of Canada?" - Toronto Star

Grab Everything You Can Before There Is A Spike In Infections And The Province Has To Close Again
"Now that Ontario is reopening, what are the rules?" - Toronto Star

When Hell Freezes Over And We Need To Produce Heat Rays To Shatter The Ice Demons
"If not now, when will we be ready to consider defunding some police forces?" - Globe and Mail

I'll Have You Know, Stock Brokers Work, Too, Buster!
"Will child care be there for working parents?" - Toronto Star

What, Those National Treasures? Surely, They Belong To The Ages!
"Biden's basket of 'deplorables'?" - Toronto Star

Oh, Sure. Their Agents Have Been In Negotiations Training Since The Lockdown Started
Sports are returning to a very different reality. Are athletes ready?" - Toronto Star

It Attracts The Wrong Kind Of People
"Why isn't the city building more affordable housing?" - Globe and Mail

Wouldn't That Be An Ugly Truth!
"Will the beautiful rage help re-elect Trump?" - Toronto Star

My Mirror Is A Vicious Gossip
"With Nowhere To Go, Why Get Made Up?" - New York Times

More Like A Sacrificial Lamb
"Are we reopening houses of worship on a whim and a prayer?" - Toronto Star

Ask Chief Medical Officer Canute
"Will understaffed nursing homes be ready for the second wave?" - Toronto Star

Give Their Parents A High Income?
"A Path Out of Poverty
Could there be an easy way to help low-income children?" - New York Times

"I'm Against It" Would Be A Good Start
"What could Trump say on racism issue?" - Toronto Star

When A Vaccine For Maudliness Is Discovered
"Inside the race to make the first COVID-19 movie
Filmmakers have plenty of pandemic material, but when will audiences be ready to watch?" - Globe and Mail

Mess With The Monkey?
"What did Markle do to deserve Mulroney?" - Toronto Star

It's Better Than Having A Cow...Man...
"Do we really want to have a baby during pandemic?" - Toronto Star

Forgetfully
"How will we collectively remember this pandemic?" - Toronto Star

I Hope So - It's The Best Soap Opera I've Seen Since Meghan Became A Princess!
"Will this support for protesters be enough?" - Toronto Star

Be Near A Three Year-old Who Is Fingerpainting
"How can I dye my hair a bright colour at home?" - Globe and Mail

It Depends On The Quality Of Their Speakers
"Will corporations act before this month's motivation wanes?" - Toronto Star

Their Deceased Spouses
No, Calling Ghostbusters Would Not Be Appropriate
"Who will step up to speak for the elderly in long-term care?" - Toronto Star

Safer Than Driving A Car In Your Bathtub
"Airlines say it's safe to travel. But is it really?" - Toronto Star