Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Make Poor Headstones
Headlines Make Poor Headstones
Makes Me Glad I Switched To An All Plant Diet
"Plants run 24/7 to meet consumer demand for food"
- Toronto Star
"COVID-19 shutters Alberta Beef plant"
- Toronto Star
If You Don't Want A Carbon Strategy, Why Don't You Just Say So?
Passive-aggression Is So Ugly In A National Newspaper!
"Alberta will not cede to Ottawa on climate change, Kenny says"
- Globe and Mail
"Want a carbon strategy? It has to be national"
- Globe and Mail
Newspaper Requires R&R - It Is Clearly Delusional
"U.S. sets example we should follow"
- Toronto Star
I Blinked - Did I Miss It?
"A fleeting opportunity to build a better future"
- Globe and Mail
For Doctors And Support Staff, Too, No Doubt
"For Nurse, basketball is a lot like jazz"
- Toronto Star
What Kind Of Music Do You Compare Basketball To?
"RELAX: I'M A DIETICIAN"
- Globe and Mail
Don't They Stop Being Kids After A While?
"Same ol' shakedown
Teachers holding kids for ransom for decades"
- Toronto Sun
In 2020, The Film Festival Skipped Her
"Since 1988, she hasn't skipped a single film festival"
- Toronto Star
What If You Hate Liberalism?
"Liberalism is the vaccine against hate"
- Globe and Mail
He Won't Be Playing Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" In Concert Any Time Soon
"Kravitz in T.O., but heart is in Bahamas"
- Toronto Star
Let Them Eat Crude
"The carbon tax - it's still not necessary"
- Toronto Sun
"Extreme weather leaves 45 million in Southern Africa facing severe food shortages"
- Globe and Mail
Would You Settle For A Microdose?
"We could do with a dose of creativity these days"
- Toronto Star
If You Can't Sell Beer During A Crisis...Well, Nobody's Gonna Drink To That
"Molson Coors expects sales drop"
- Toronto Star
It's Certainly Good For The Health Of The Hot Water Bottle Industry
"Chilling out might be the secret to good health
Minneapolis group says regular polar dips offer many benefits"
- Toronto Star
When Did You Become A Canadian Onion?
"There's more to being a Tory than winning
The Conservative Party should exist to represent ideas and values that the other parties do not"
- Globe and Mail
One Sequel We Really Could Have Done Without
"Ford involved in plane mishap"
- Toronto Star
Try Not To Leave Skid Marks On Their Faces
"The road to our best self runs through others"
- Toronto Star
Horny Hedgehogs - The 80s Metal Band?
"Horny hedgehogs keeping Germans up all night"
- Toronto Sun
Two Plagues Down, Eight To Go
"'Murder hornets' reach North America"
- Toronto Star
Thanks To COVID-19, It Will Have To Wait Til Another Another Day
"Rewired reopening
Toronto's iconic El Mocambo - once graced by Rolling Stones - lives to see another day"
- Toronto Sun
If That's True, Why Didn't It Survive The Flood?
"Biologists say dinosaur swam"
- Toronto Star
And You Thought You Knew What Cancel Culture Was All About!
"Toronto cancels public Canada Day festivities"
- Toronto Star
"SummerWorks festival postponed"
- Toronto Star
"Fringe Festival is called off"
- Toronto Star
"Shaw cancels events until July"
- Toronto Star
"It's time to broaden our range of distractions
The NHL, NBA and MLB didn't just suspend the games, they've put pause on normal life"
- Globe and Mail
"City cancels spring recreation programs
Decision affects 101,000 registered participants and 5,400 seasonal staff"
- Toronto Star
"Canadian Screen Awards postponed"
- Toronto Star
"Luminato, Dora awards cancelled"
- Toronto Star
"Tony Awards postponed"
- Toronto Star
"UN cancels climate forum"
- Toronto Star
"Bleak outlook for racing in 2020
Canadian Grand Prix postponed, and other events may be next"
- Toronto Star
"Stratford Festival suspends 2020 season"
- Toronto Star
In Disease Prevention, As In Comedy, Timing Is Everything
"Toronto is showing hopeful signs - time to reconsider how to ease the big lockdown"
- Globe and Mail
"COVID deaths in province top 1,200; test results up"
- Toronto Star
Grow Gills
"What we can actually do about climate change"
- Globe and Mail
Just Follow These 157 Easy Steps
"Still possible to leave the Trump train with dignity"
- Toronto Star
It's Set In Regina?
"Poem rhymes with female body part"
- Toronto Sun
Open Springs Eternal
"Province to let garden centres reopen Monday
Auto dealers, car washes and more construction sites also set to reopen"
- Toronto Star
"All eyes on Quebec ahead of school reopening
Many questions remain - even among education professionals - as province worst hit by pandemic prepares to resume classes"
- Globe and Mail
The Restaurant Was Out Of Fries...
"Lunch with a side order of anxiety"
- Toronto Star
Yeah, Right - Tell My Divorce Lawyer!
"Twitter Is Real Life"
- New York Times
Removing One's Spine Would Offer Even More Flexibility, But You'd Be Surprised At How Few People Are Willing To Do It
"Eliminating job security offers flexibility, city says"
- Toronto Star
No More Winter Olympics?
No More Winter?
"The perils of ignoring climate change"
- Globe and Mail
Leading With Spleen Was Getting Us Nowhere...And It Was Messy
"Right now, we need to lead with heart"
- Toronto Star
If Only Life Was Written By Seventeen Year-old Boys, It Would Be So Much Simpler (And Come With Lasers!)
"Gaming: Video games give people a sense of control, which many are lacking now"
- Globe and Mail
