Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Know That The Only Thing Worse Than Listening to Oldies on the Radio is When The Oldies on the Radio Are Twenty Years More Recent Than the Music They Grew Up With
Headlines Know That The Only Thing Worse Than Listening to Oldies on the Radio is When The Oldies on the Radio Are Twenty Years More Recent Than the Music They Grew Up With
If The Company Had Known It Would Have Been So Lucrative, Its Management Would Have Wanted All The Death And Destruction To Come A Lot Sooner
"Preparation for lockdown drives Nestle sales growth"
- Globe and Mail
...Probably Makes The Same Dull "Splat" That It Does Everywhere Else In The World
"Hitting the road in New Zealand"
- Toronto Star
I Hope Jakob Cashed The Check For His Article
"Analyst Olivier Jakob on what's in store for oil"
- Globe and Mail
"Even with negative prices, a barrel of expert forecasts is worth less than oil itself"
- Globe and Mail
The Old Entertainment Axiom About The Show Is Another Sad Casualty Of The Pandemic
"Show goes on for Mirvish's 'Hamilton'
Outbreak closes TSO, CN Tower, Hot Docs, but not theatre company"
- Toronto Star
Mirvish closes all theatres until July"
- Toronto Star
He's Obviously Never Heard Of The Fantasy Hockey League
"In a DIY age, Bettman gauges appetite for a DIY NHL season"
- Globe and Mail
Headline Writer Stepped On Somebody's Toes
"The other shoe has dropped at Toronto's Davids Footwear"
- Toronto Star
Newspaper Assures Readers It's Not Going Anywhere
"Faithful Look for Signs of the End of Times"
- New York Times
Wouldn't That Make It The Old Normal?
It's So Hard To Keep Track...
"Europe offers glimpses of life after lockdown
Canadians living abroad cautiously welcome return to 'new normal'
- Toronto Star
I'll Drink To That!
What?
"If liquor stores are 'essential', we have a problem to face"
- Globe and Mail
Of Course Not - How Would He Be Able To Kiss If They Were?
"Those famous lips aren't Mick's"
- Toronto Star
At Least Until November
"Still good reason to keep our distance"
- Toronto Star
Starts With A Single Hump
"The Quest to Build a Better Camel"
- New York Times
It Sure Would Be Cheaper Than Paying Them A Livable Wage
"We should strike a medal for today's front-line heroes"
- Toronto Star
They Were Silent When The Conservatives Were In Power
If They Don't Vent All Their Pent-up Criticism, Their Spleens Will Explode!
"Don't blame critics of the government for speaking up"
- Globe and Mail
Brain Drain's Sad Refrain
"Rain, pain, back again"
- Toronto Star
Left Jerusalem When It Became Clear That Nobody In The Knesset Had Enough Votes To Form A Government...For The 37th Time
"WILD BOARS ROAM THROUGH AN ISRAELI CITY DURING CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN"
- Globe and Mail
Like, Walter White Corrupt Or Tony Soprano Corrupt?
Details, Man! We Need Details!
"My dying wife's family is full-on corrupt"
- Toronto Star
We'll Kill Them With Kindness?
"ARMED WITH EMPATHY"
- Globe and Mail
Aww, Man!
Can't They Leave Us Our Simple Pleasures‽
"'The Sims' find second wind among social distancers
Gaming gives players sense of agency at a time when most don't have any, expert says"
- Toronto Star
"Simple phone hack huge threat to online security
Social media, financial accounts, email at risk in 'SIM' swapping"
- Toronto Star
It Will Help Us Cope Better Than If We Had To Deal With Unempathetic Bastards
"In isolation, we can find compassion"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As You're Sure About That...
"We can only guess at the consequences"
- Toronto Star
"Exec thinks pandemic might result in innovative new products"
- Toronto Star
"Pandemic will create winners and losers
Incumbent politicians may see a boost while schools and commercial real estate take a hit"
- Globe and Mail
"Canadians may turn their backs to world"
- Toronto Star
"Uncertainty around COVID-19 is almost as bad as the disease, but we may soon find relief"
- Globe and Mail
"Parkdale gallery break-in a warning for businesses
Parkdale robbery shows empty street may be an opportunity for criminals"
- Toronto Star
"Ignore the urge to sell amid virus fears - it may be a good time to shop"
- Globe and Mail
"As crisis continues, discrimination may worsen incidents against Asian-Canadians
RCMP monitoring hate-motivated"
- Toronto Star
"At the end of the day, some good may come out of this"
- Toronto Star
I, Uhh, I Got On The Wrong Streetcar Again, Didn't I?
"A Desire To Be Free, And Naked"
- New York Times
"Of Course, I Was Also Born To Be A Solo Act..."
"'I don't think I evolved. I was born great'"
- Toronto Star
That's One Hypothesis
"The aged: lovely in theory, disposable in fact"
- Globe and Mail
Unless Your Store Is In Diagon Alley
"No magic formula for reopening businesses"
- Toronto Star
Given The Current State Of The World, It Is Now An Uplifting Fable
"Return to Gilead: Why The Handmaid's Tale still endures"
- Globe and Mail
Even Some Of The Definitions That Aren't X Rated
"Feds struggle with data gap measuring gig economy
Various definitions for new type of work make research hard"
- Toronto Star
Your Mileage May Vary
"Wealth"
- Globe and Mail
Imagine What It's Going To Be Like After Five Months!
"It's been five weeks now and nerves are fraying"
- Toronto Star
They've Led Sheltered Lives, Haven't They?
"'New normal' will come with fears, anxiety, experts say"
- Toronto Star
