Les Pages Aux Folles: Welcome to the Insurrection (The Inconvenience IS The Point) - Contents
Welcome to the Insurrection (The Inconvenience Is The Point)
Contents
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Politics
1. The McDruhitmumpf Administration's Nomination Abomination Algorithm
2. Blowed Up Real Good
3. Maths Good Like A Majority Leader Should
4. Strings All the Way Up
5. For Hypocrisy, The Honeymoon Never Ends
6. To Serve the People, You Have To Be Committeed
7. The Death Bed Conversion of the Reduhblican Party
8. Like, Cool Threads, Man
9. Blowed Up Real Good - The Reblowening!
10. What Does A Body Have To Do To Get Cancelled Around Here?
11. The Sunshine of My Love/Hate
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Gaslighting
12. Dismantling the Santaveillance State, One Precious Snowflake at a Time
13. More About Rudy Giulihooeyboi's Junk Than Any Sane Person Would Want To Know
14. There's Strategy. There's Tactics. Then, There's This...
15. Reduhblicans Really Know How to Bogey Man Down
16. Ashes to Asses
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Insurrection
17. What the Heck Do You Know? About Insurrection Day?
18. The Blood of Patridiots
19. The View From Under the Desk
20. Fake News, Real Violence
21. Diggler, He, Diggler, He, Doodoo
22. What a Cop Out!
23. The Thin Blue Lie
24. The Suit That Walks Like a Man
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Disease, The Most Tragically Misunderstood Horseman
25. I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain,
And I'm Voting For President McDruhitmumpf Anyway
26. Spreading the Uncle Samdemic? Super!
27. Spring Broke
28. Nothing Can Mask the Stench of a Poopyhead
29. Leadership by Non-example
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Elections Without Consequences
30. What the Heck Do You Know? About Stealing Elections
31. The Chaos Presidency Ends as it Began - With the Wheels Coming Off
32. The Person of Pallour Male's Burden
33. Dumbed If You Do, Dumbed If You Don't
34. That's Ascertainment!
35. Lawyer Up!
36. What Happens When You Shoot Yourself in the Foot That's Firmly Planted in Your Mouth?
37. Crazy Like a Foxindehenhaus Anchor
38. A Law Unto Themselves
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Sedition
39. Cold Niestonewallander Dead
40. The World is Watching...And Chuckling...And Guffawing...
41. When Putsch Came to Shove
42. To Insurrection, With Love
43. Pro and Conspiritaulity
44. Missing the Forest for the Tweeps
45. Terrorists Say the Darndest Things
46. Giving Autocratic Thuggery a Bad Name
47. Collective Selective Amnesia
48. That's Our Q to Exit, Stage Right
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Good Advice For People Who Make Bad Decisions
49. Ask Amritsar About the Life (And Death) of the Party
50. Ask the Tech Answer Guy to Suck It Up, Snowflake!
51. Ask Amritsar About the Ideal Love Line
52. Ask an Advice Columnist for a Referral
53. Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Striking the First Blow for Freedom
54. Ask Amritsar to Dream Big
Bigger
Like, An Entire Universe Big
55. Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Your Future
56. Ask Amritsar to Reconcile the Irreconcilable
57. Ask the Language Corrector Dude About How Tense He Gets When People Mix Up Their Tenses, Or the Correct Use of the Moral Injunctive, Or...Or...Or Anything But How He Feels About Getting His Own Column
58. Ask Amritsar About Proper Child Discipline
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Monsters
59. What the Ferking Hell is Wrong With Kansconsin?
60. The Representative With Angst in Her Pangst
61. Buddy, Can You Spare 3.5 Million Acres?
62. Poetry Survived Post-modernism - It Will Almost Certainly Survive This
63. Cancellation of Cancel Culture Cancelled
64. The Hapless Hater
65. Rash Omen
66. Extremism in the Pursuit of Free Dumb is No VICES
67. QPAC O' Lies
68. On Foxindehenhaus News, Journalism is Child's Play
69. The Dark Master Launches a Spitball
70. You've Got A Case!
71. Daughter of a Gun
72. Normalizing Normal
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Justice?
73. A Courting We Will Go
74. The Second Once in a Lifetime Event in a Year Gets Off to a Bad Start
75. The Greatest Thing Since the Advent of Sliced Bread
76. Judge, Jury, Victim, Witness and, For All We Know, Court Stenographer and Food Services Technician
77. Triumph of the Alpha Turtle
78. I Bag Your Pardon
79. Woobat Found a Candy
The Sleep of Reason Produces...Afterweirds
80. Mourning in Vesampucceri
