Thank you, Vision 2020 Vision, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you have so painstakingly filled out for us. Then, we weighted the probability that you would be interested in these articles against forms which showed what people with tastes similar to yours have liked reading in the past. And, then, we got one of those alerts over our phones that are all the rage with police departments these days. We did what any caring, compassionate citizen in our situation would do: we pressed the "got it" button so that the screen was off our phones. Talk about a bring-down! And...anyway...we are more than six degrees of separation away from young children, so the alert couldn't possibly have had anything to do with us.
Yeah - hee hee. Funny thing about that. When we heard the explosion and saw the glow of fire on the horizon, we did a little research and discovered that the alert was actually about an impending explosion at the Pickering Nuclear Power Plant. Well! We certainly learned something there! If we survive, as individuals and as a civilization, in future we are definitely going to take these phone alerts much more - oh, sorry. We have to take thi - oh, no, it's just another - zombies? - never mind - much more seriously!
Enjoy,And When He Was Finished With You, He Was Going To Come After Your Dog
President Donald Trump's ever-changing rationale for the killing of Iranian General Qassem Suleimani:
Reasons. Good reason. He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on killing more. He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on imminently killing more. He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on imminently killing more at an American embassy.
He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on imminently killing more at every American embassy in the Middle East. He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on imminently killing more at every American embassy around the world. He had the blood of a lot of Americans on his hands, and was planning on imminently killing YOU! HE WAS ABOUT TO COME AFTER YOU! IMMINENTLY! THAT MEANS: WITH HIS BARE HANDS! TRUST ME! YOU WEREN'T SAFE! NOW YOU ARE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A STABLE GENIUS TO SEE THAT! SO ENJOY YOUR LIFE! YOU'RE WELCOME!SOURCE: Politics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/home.asp?did=988&dir=bb]
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If You've Ever Wondered Where The Entertainment Industry Gets Its Inspiration...Now You'll Know Just How Badly You've Wasted Your Time
OK BoomerA reality comedy series about a family that is trying to find a producer for a game show about identifying cultural memes. After the defection of original show runner Bryan Fuller and a complete change in the direction of the series, it is finally ready to air...six months after the best before date for its title.
SOURCE: Ukrainian TV Guide
[http://www.tvguide.ua/listings/index.asp?referrerID=0&returnurl=%2Flistings%2Findex%2Easp%3F®Mode=0]
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If Ever A Politician Needed To Be Put In A Straitjacket In A Santorum...
So. Once again, with four part harmony and feeling: the United States has more guns per capita than any other country in the world, and the highest rate of gun deaths (outside of war zones). The vast majority of shootings are not stopped by a good Samaritan with a gun; they are stopped by police. Guns in private hands are often stolen by criminals, used to commit suicide or accidentally used by toddlers to shoot the toes off their parents.
The fabric of the basket of deplorables is supposed to keep bad ideas from getting out; it may also be responsible for good ideas not being able to penetrate. Perhaps the weave needs a rethink...
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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The Curious Case Of The Watchdog That Didn't Bark In The Night
Taxpayers are saving approximately $8 million a year thanks to Premier Doug Ford's decision to fold the operations of Ontario's environmental commissioner, child advocate and French language services commissioner into the offices of the auditor general and ombudsman.
It is clear that the Ford government needs a watchdog to explain the idea of false economies to it. Unfortunately…
SOURCE: NOW and THEN
[http://www.now&thentoronto.com/news/story.cfm?content=317082]
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SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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SOURCE: Poetry, Cornered
[http://www.cibc.com/ca/personal/poetrycorner/807.html]
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