Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Question Your Taste in Life Partners, TV Series and Underwear
Headlines Question Your Taste in Life Partners, TV Series and Underwear
Are You Kidding?
I Would Be Thrilled If The Already Established Evidence Was Allowed!
"Should new evidence be allowed at Trump trial?"
- Toronto Star
The Tom Cruise Model Is Older But Not As Prone To Corny Jokes
On The Other Hand, The Chris Pine Model Is Younger And Has A Nicer Laugh
Choices...Choices...
"Liam Hemsworth dating model?"
- Toronto Sun
Some Of Them Do Seem To be Packing Some Extra Weight, But You Shouldn't Generalize Like That
"Are the federal Tories a party of losers?"
- Globe and Mail
A Superhero Landing
"What should you do with a windfall?"
- Globe and Mail
Only When I've Eaten Too Many Anchovies
"Do you think you're jellicle enough?"
- Toronto Star
Not If It Sprouted A Beard –
I Don't Believe In Carbs You Have To Shave Before Eating
"Should you switch from whole wheat to sprouted grain bread?"
- Globe and Mail
Do You Want To Be The One To Tell Him He Can't?
...Please?
"Can Jason Kenney do as he pleases?"
- Toronto Star
Separate Rooms.
Or, Better Yet, Separate Houses.
Or, If It's Serious Enough, Separate Countries...
"Feuding relatives could ruin my holiday party. How do I keep the peace?"
- Globe and Mail
That Would Be Their Best Option
Selling To The Canadian Media Wouldn't Earn Them Enough To Pay For Thirty-seven Seconds Of Their Security Detail!
"Royal retailers
Will Harry and Meghan sell their story to U.S. media?"
- Toronto Sun
A Middle Eastern Slumber Party
"The war in Afghanistan was doomed from the start. What should have happened instead?"
- Globe and Mail
Talk About Punching Down!
"Is it fair to attack child activists?"
- Toronto Star
The Wealthiest Man On The Simpsons Having Delusions Of Godhood Again
"What is a Burns supper?"
- Globe and Mail
Homeless People Vote Rhinoceros
"Why isn't homelessness a major election issue?"
- Toronto Star
Are There Any Left To Worry About?
"Will he royals degrade ideals of the crown?"
- Globe and Mail
It Depends Upon How Long You Were Planning On Staying And How Deep A Tan You Can Tolerate
"Should trips to Australia be postponed?"
- Globe and Mail
If Not, Out Ability To Pay For It Certainly Will
"Will our desire to travel by air decrease over time?"
- Toronto Star
Aren't Big Houses Part Of The Problem?
"Our city has a housing crisis. Isn't it time to build big?"
- Globe and Mail
Couples Therapy?
"What now on relations with Iran?"
- Toronto Star
Separate Cars. Separate Planes. Separate Destinations.
"How can a trip with a toddler be as painless as possible?"
- Globe and Mail
It Depends: How Nihilistic Are We?
"Will AI just end up reinforcing what we already believe?"
- Toronto Star
Fall Flat On Our Faces
"The Amazon is reaching a tipping point. What are we going to do about it?
- Globe and Mail
Isn't It Time We Gave Those Rumours A Charest?
"He's ready to lead, but are Conservatives ready for Charest?"
- Toronto Star
DEFINITION: Slang For "I Am So"
USAGE: "Miso Sorry About The Ferrets In Your Car!"
"What is miso and how do I use it?"
- Globe and Mail
It Doesn't Do Much For The Rest Of Us, Either
"Death makes despot nervous?"
- Toronto Sun
After Thirty Years, Do You Think They'll Even Remember You?
"I regret quitting my job. Is it too late to ask for it back?"
- Globe and Mail
They're Afraid He Actually Will Say "Yes"
"He said 'Yes!' Why aren't there more gals proposing to their beaus?"
- Toronto Sun
Frodo Needs To Destroy The One Ring That Binds Republicans All
"What needs to happen for U.S. to reject Trump?"
- Toronto Star
You Mean, Other Than You?
"Do Canadian Conservatives even know what conservatism means?"
- Globe and Mail
Only After A Fair Trial
"Should judges, prosecutors be required to visit prisons and jails?"
- Toronto Star
Aww, WADA You Talking About?
"Did WADA get fooled by Russia, again?"
- Globe and Mail
Which One? Hollywood Is Full Of Them!
"Is moody aging star set to explode?"
- Toronto Star
Sure – As Soon As The Right Thing Stops Costing So Many Votes
"Ottawa's blind eye to Quebec's prejudice
Will the government ever do the right thing on Bill 21 and call out discrimination?"
- Globe and Mail
Yes, But You Can't Make Them Mister Dress Up
"Can I make guests dress up?"
- Toronto Star
It Is To Cereal Makers
"Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day?"
- Globe and Mail
