Les Pages Aux Folles: Why Question Headlines' Patriotism? Headlines Don't Question Your Masculinity!
Why Question Headlines' Patriotism?
Headlines Don't Question Your Masculinity!
The Unemployment Line
"How far is too far for Don Cherry?"
- Globe and Mail
I Could Write A Book...
Granted, YOU Probably Wouldn't Read It, But Still...
"Trump vs. Iran: how did Trump become the villain?"
- Toronto Sun
We Still Have Alberta, Don't We?
"Did Canada have its 'deplorables' moment?"
- Globe and Mail
It's Not You
This Headline Just Isn't Willing To Commit
"Did I misread our entire relationship?"
- Toronto Star
Crenellations...
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...Bastards!
"What happens when architects design their own studio?"
- Globe and Mail
You Know THAT'S Gonna Be A Short Article
"Why trust any politician?"
- Toronto Star
It's A Wicked Game
"E-sports are soaring, but should investors play along?"
- Globe and Mail
Breatharians Are Pleased
"Do air fryers deliver on golden promise?"
- Toronto Star
For One, Stop Putting Your Coffee Mug On It
"What are some tricks for making my coffee table look more chic?"
- Globe and Mail
YOU Naysayers, Probably Not
The Rest Of Us Naysayers, On The Other Hand...
"Will low-key Scheer prove us naysayers wrong?"
- Toronto Sun
Have You Ever Read Dilbert? First, Slick Your Hair Into Two Sharp Points...
"One of the people I manage applied for my job, but didn't get it. How do I navigate the situation?"
- Globe and Mail
Not Now!
"Is it the cow or the how?"
- Toronto Star
Sob Silently In Your Cubicle At The Unjustness Of It All
"My co-worker has the same job as me, but gets paid more. What can I do?"
- Globe and Mail
You Can Slap A Cape On A Pig, But That Doesn't Give It X-Ray Vision
"Can faux-meat burgers save the world?"
- Toronto Star
It Has Proven That It Can Fly In The First Place
"What needs to happen before the 737 Max can fly again?"
- Globe and Mail
We Did Kind Of Vote For It...
"The government is getting more involved in Canadians' lives - is this what we want?"
- Toronto Sun
Yes. Badly
"Can a socially conservative party govern a liberal Canada?"
- Globe and Mail
They Make Drug Companies A Lot Of Money
Does That Count?
"Do cold-fighting remedies actually do anything?"
- Toronto Star
Maybe If It's A Six Pack...
"Is Kenney now the federal Conservatives' alpha male?"
- Toronto Star
"I Forget" Is Not An Acceptable Answer
"What does the future hold for the war on Alzheimer's?"
- Globe and Mail
Because I Want To Party
"Why add to the agony?"
- Toronto Sun
Sure - I Haven't Had Enough Agony In My Life Lately
"Are you ready to party?"
- Globe and Mail
That's What The Company Gets For Asking Gene Belcher To Design Them
"TESLA CARS WILL FART?"
- Toronto Sun
Good To Know You'd Help Her Find It If She Had
You Would Help Her Find It, Right? Right?
"Is it possible that Clinton has lost her mind?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends On How You Define The Term
"Can Andrew Scheer lead conservatives to success?"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As People Remember How To Eat, There Should Be No Problem
"Do people know how to cook any more?
- Globe and Mail
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel
"What's that coming down the track?"
- Globe and Mail
Yes, But Conservatives Only Read Hieroglyphs
"Scheer gets reprieve, but is the writing on the wall?"
- Globe and Mail
They Aren't Fast Enough To Catch It
"Why don't more scientists run for office?"
- Globe and Mail
When It Stops Being So Overtly Racist (It Makes Our Polite Racism Look Bad)
"Leave Quebec and Bill 21 alone
When will Canada stop interfering and accept the province as it is?"
- Globe and Mail
Hard To Win Elections On Your Own...
"A plea to leave poor Andrew Scheer alone
The Conservative Leader has made clear that his unspoken views on same-sex marriage won't affect policy. What's not to trust?"
- Globe and Mail
The Crimson Crenellation!
"Who can save the Chateau Laurier from an eyesore addition?"
- Globe and Mail
Only For The Bad People
"Stocks are rebounding, but can the good times last?"
- Globe and Mail
Five Minutes Early, Maybe
"Is early retirement a feasible goal?"
- Globe and Mail
How Much Antacid You'll Need To Ingest In A Couple Of Hours
"What is the difference between burrata and buffalo mozzarella?"
- Globe and Mail