Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Entered Gaffing
Headlines Entered Gaffing
Mexican Sanctions?
"Iran central bank, fund hit with U.S. sancions"
- Globe and Mail
Now, If Somebody Would Just Lift The Mirror From Our Chests, We Might Actually Be Able To Go Out And Vote!
"Those we elect are a mirror on ourselves"
- Toronto Sun
Just Two Governments Passing In The Night
"Ontario backtracks on planned class-size increase"
- Globe and Mail
"Alberta unveils austerity budget with deep cuts to public service"
- Globe and Mail
You're Just Jealous That Nobody Wants To Coalit With Your Favourite Politician
"A coalition government isn't the Canadian way"
- Toronto Sun
They Lead To Four More Years Of Headlines Like This?
"What Canadians should know – and fear – about deficits before we get too comfortable with red ink"
- Globe and Mail
And Earth Revolves Around Sun
"Study suggests opioids are over-prescribed"
- Toronto Star
Shh! Don't Say It Too Loud – Alberta Might Hear You!
"Scheer vows to crack down on smuggled guns if elected"
- Globe and Mail
That's Kind Of Their Defining Feature...
"Loser at love single again"
- Toronto Sun
As We Started Doing When You Advised Us To Thirty Years Ago...
What? Are You Saying My Research On This Subject Is Wrong?
"Canada can thrive by focusing on research"
- Globe and Mail
Unfortunately, Some Involve Sacking Their Own Quarterback
"All parties have a plan for tackling climate change"
- Toronto Star
I Know A Loser At Love She Might Be Interested In...
"'Never say never'
Unlucky in love Mel B says she's up for another hubby"
- Toronto Sun
Newspaper Advocates Government Hocus Pocus
"Toronto's suburbs were crucial to Trudeau's victory, but Western Canada should be his focus"
- Globe and Mail
"A Feeling They've Been Cultivating For Decades, But Still..."
"Kenney warns PM: 'Many Albertans feel betrayed'"
- Globe and Mail
Because Government Ignoring The Wishes Of The People That Elected It Is The Democratic Ideal
"How Trudeau can win back Canada's West
The best way our PM can calm anger felt across wide swaths of the country is by rolling out an agenda that caters to the dismayed"
- Globe and Mail
You Know, I'm Beginning To Sense A Theme Here...
"In Alberta, Kenney sure to ramp up threat of separation"
- Toronto Star
It's A Tough Job, But Somebody's Got To Not Do It
"Hundreds of teachers lose full-time status
High schools report job losses in wake of changes to class size"
- Toronto Star
"SNC cuts jobs amid political, legal battles"
- Globe and Mail
"Kellogg plans job cuts amid North American reorganization"
- Toronto Star
"Alberta's energy regulator to slash budget, staff amid scrutiny over leadership"
- Globe and Mail
"DEUTSCHE BANK PLANNING JOB CUTS OF AT LEAST 10 PER CENT IN ITS RATES UNIT, REPORT SAYS"
- Globe and Mail
"Sports Illustrated's new operator to lay off over 40 staff"
- Toronto Star
"Autism centre to lay off over 100 people"
- Toronto Star
"CannTrust's stock falls after it announces new layoffs
Cuts will affect 140 jobs as pot producer attempts to recover cannabis licensing"
- Globe and Mail
"Hexo cut 200 jobs, eliminating some executive roles, in effort to trim costs"
- Globe and Mail
"Oakville's Ford plant sheds 450 jobs
Union 'shocked at extent of the cuts' as about 10 per cent of assembly workers face layoff"
- Toronto Star
"Teck to cut 500 full-time jobs amid push to boost efficiency"
- Globe and Mail
"Bombardier Thunder Bay plant laying off up to 550"
- Toronto Star
"HSBC staff shrinking by 1,000s
Europe's largest bank is looking to sell its French retail business"
- Toronto Star
"Alberta is about to learn how the other half lives
The UCP's proposed $1.3-billion in cuts and elimination of 2,000 public sector jobs are part of a long overdue fiscal reckoning"
- Globe and Mail
"U.K. grocery giant Tesco to cut about 4,500 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
The Canvas Will Go On Sale Thursday – The Opening Bid Will Be $100,000
"SELF-TAUGHT CANADIAN PAINTER DREW REMARKABLE PRAISE"
- Globe and Mail
Aww, What Do They Know?
"How to pay for climate justice? Tax the rich, say the rich"
- Toronto Star
That Must Be Because Of Hair Extensions – It Certainly Can't Be Natural!
"Police say Asia's alleged drug kingpin has roots in Canada"
- Globe and Mail
So, Rounding Up Random Black Men Might Not Be The Best Strategy?
There Are A Lot Of Uniformed Officers Who Are Going To Have To Reconsider Their Approach!
"When police target street gangs, methods make all the difference"
- Toronto Star
NOW YOU TELL ME‽
"Excessive brain activity linked to a shorter life"
- Toronto Sun
Somebody Might Want To Remind The Oil Patch Of That
"No industry is as central to Canada's identity as agriculture"
- Toronto Star
I Love Snail Baiting – Are You Sure Money Will Follow?
"Memphis Mori: 'Do what you love and the money will follow'"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As It Solves, Like, The Important Ones, I'm Good With That, Man
"Weed probably isn't the answer to all your problems"
- Toronto Star
I'd Like To See Where You Got Your Psychiatry Degree!
"Ottawa needs to step up to ease Alberta's anxiety"
- Globe and Mail
Stork Jealous
"Drake celebrates 33rd birthday"
- Toronto Star
"Hey, Don't Forget Me!" A Jealous Scheer Shouts. "I Did My Part!"
"A country divided
Trudeau's wedge politics to blame"
- Toronto Sun
You Really Have No Clue About The Power Of Creative Inattention Do Yo – Ooh, Shiny!
"We can no longer ignore this"
- Toronto Star
It's Enough To Drive You To Drink!
"Molson Coors: Brewers are struggling with lower demand for beer in the U.S. and Canada"
- Globe and Mail
Yawn. Call Me When A Real Crisis Erupts
"Faulty ignition crisis erupted"
- Toronto Star
1. You're Screwed
2. 1 Nailed It – No Need To Drag This Out
"Seven things to consider before the next recession hits"
- Globe and Mail
Too Late For Thanksgiving
"Turkey sanctions coming soon"
- Toronto Sun
