Thank you, Pelaggio "Love Yurts" Hartounian, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you have so painstakingly filled out for us. Then, we weighted the probability that you would be interested in these articles against forms which showed what people with tastes similar to yours have liked reading in the past. And, then, Ontario Premier Doug Ford crashed our daughter Stochastic's sixth birthday party. He accused the balloon animal artist of being a Liberal stooge and fired him without our knowledge or permission. He told Stochastic's bestie, Mellificent, that she will be much happier when she isn't paying a carbon tax on her Barbie accessories. To prove that his plan to sell beer in corner stores was a good one, his security guard got drunk and threw up in our flower bed.
And, we thought, Oh, yeah. We can totally see why Andrew Scheer and the federal Conservatives don't want Ford anywhere near them during the next election!
Enjoy,Trump Presidency Is For The Birds
You want to see a politician melting down? Go to the White House some time. you'll see the saddest - you've got every type of Republican...those who believe a con man is doing a great job as President; those who know a con man is President, but are willing to overlook it because they are getting policies they want; those who know a con man is President and are willing to overlook it because they are getting policies they want, but who make fun of him behind his back and/or leak damaging material about him to the press; those who oppose the con man who is President on conservative principle.
Okay, maybe not that last one.
It should come as no surprise that the President whose election motto was "let them eat coal" doesn't know that there are things called "batteries" that allow us to "store" energy. But, it is something of a surprise to find that he doesn't know that Charlie's wife is named "Guy." As somebody who has shown hostility to gay rights, you would have thought he would choose his examples more carefully!
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Up Straight?
Environment Secretary Michael Gove, a candidate for the leadership of the Conservative Party and ardent Brexit supporter, has admitted using cocaine. He joins Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt, who had used cannabis, and International Development Secretary Rory Stewart, who has smoked opium.
This should come as no surprise. You would have to be on some kind of drug to want to lead this Conservative Party!
SOURCE: Daily Semaphore
[http://www.opinion.semaphore.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml;sessionid=M5UF23LWOLFPAQFIQMFSM5WAVCBQ0JVC?nextPage=/DUereDE/wXeR.WZvwF?7wF~/ereDUDE/s119/Os/14/JD141O.7wF!2qZiiv~/DUeReDR/s119/Os/14/
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What's Saucy For The Goose Is Scandalous For The Gander
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau should be ashamed of himself for telling US Vice President Mike Pence that his country is going in the wrong direction on abortion. The Prime Minister should not be interfering in the internal politics of another country!
Unlike Vice President Pence telling the Canadian government that it should bar Chinese company Huawei from helping build our high speed internet network?
That...that...that's completely different!
Unlike American President Donald Trump telling Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador that he will place a 5% tariff on goods coming from Mexico if the country doesn't do more to control its flow of immigrants to the United States?
Now, just hold on a sec -
Unlike President Trump telling England that it should welcome Boris Johnson as the leader of the Conservative Party, because, along with Nigel Farage, he will ensure that Britain will leave the European Union in the most painful way possible?
Gaah! I hate the mainstream media!
SOURCE: Politics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/home.asp?did=974&dir=bb]
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To Our Children's Children's Children's Children's Children's Children's Children's - Oh, But I Could Go On...
For years, Alberta oil producers have vehemently argued that they would not be leaving an environmental problem that their children and grand-children would have to clean up. A new study seems to suggest that they have been right.
Alberta Energy Regulator official Rob Wadsworth stated in a presentation that it would take 93 generations - approximately 2,800 years - to clean up abandoned oil and gas wells in the province.
"Vindication!" exulted oil executive Pinatubo Vermilon. "Our children and grandchildren are off the hook!"
SOURCE: Earth Worst! Journal
[http://www.earthworstjournal.org/article.php?id=512]
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President Becoming A Pain In The Scuttle Butt
The US navy officially confirmed that it received a request "to scuttle" the USS John S. McCain warship while President Donald Trump was visiting Japan last month."We were told that the crew would be outfitted with SCUBA gear to minimize casualties," said Rear Admiral Charlie Brown, the chief of navy information and political football kicking.
"Raising the ship once the President had left the country would only take 27 months and cost $52 million," said acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan, who had requested the scuttling. "That seems like a small price to pay to soothe the President's ego."
SOURCE: USA Whenever
[http://www.usawhenever.com/news/national/2019-06-05-wtc-lawsuit_x.htm]
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Who Says Diplomacy Is Alive?
3 on a bun) On his way to Britain for a state visit, United States President Donald Trump called London Mayor Sadiq Khan a "stone cold loser." What did he mean by this?SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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