Les Pages Aux Folles: Ask Not For Whom the Headlines Toil, They Toil For Thee
Ask Not For Whom the Headlines Toil, They Toil For Thee
Just Because They Searched For Their Souls Doesn't Mean That They Found Them
"After all that soul-searching, will Democrats really send a white man to take on Trump?"
- Globe and Mail
In An A&W Parking Lot In Buffalo
"Where exactly would we tailgate?"
- Toronto Star
Go To Bars Instead
"I always say stupid things at parties. How do I stop it?"
- Globe and Mail
Buck A Beer Alcohol Available At Corner Grocery Stores
"What's fuelling the Kenney-Trudeau quarrel?"
- Toronto Star
It's - Cough! Cough! - Too Late For Me, But You...You Go Ahead...
"WANT BETTER SEX IN 2019?"
- Toronto Sun
Please Say Me
"Who's next in the gold-industry merger wave?"
- Globe and Mail
Oh, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Walk And Chew Out Caucus Dissidents At The Same Time
"Is Trudeau the PM or just the Liberal leader?"
- Toronto Star
No
The Increasing Gap Between Wealthy And Poor Does
"Does value investing belie markets' worth?"
- Globe and Mail
Some People Will Get Drunk Anywhere!
"Do you really need a protein bar?"
- Toronto Star
It Gets Faint Any Time It Even Thinks Of A Sharp Object Near Its Nethers
"Why does Facebook fail to fix itself?"
- Toronto Sun
Yesh! I Control Control - I Am Completely In Alcohol!
"Do you control alcohol or vice versa?"
- Toronto Star
Two Or Three More Oped Pieces Should Do It
"When Will We Act?"
- New York Times
Just When You Thought Your Daily Newspaper Was A Safe Refuge From Cheesy Pickup Lines...
"How about that weather, eh?"
- Toronto Star
Zuck Alors!
"New French rules for Facebook?"
- Toronto Sun
It Depends Upon The Weapon The Disgruntled Customer Is Wielding
"Mentioning refunds an easy way out?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon Whether Your Party Is In Government Or Not
"Do budget deficits matter in 2020?"
- Toronto Sun
It Depends - Have You Been To The Bathroom Yet?
"I drank 12 bottles of juice. Am I cleansed now?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon How Much Amusement You Believe Coworkers Will Get Out Of It
"Is recording workplace conversations ethical?"
- Toronto Star
How Expensive Can Hay Be?
"Market timing: Should I make hay or buy low?"
- Globe and Mail
Nope
She's Just Not A Hill Any Politician Wants To Die On
"Is America finally ready to hear Anita Hill?"
- Toronto Star
Dump The Jerk Growing It
"How do I remove body hair?"
- Toronto Star
That's Ridiculous - Every Gangster Knows You Never Bring A Match To A Gun Fight!
"Has the NRA finally met its match?"
- Globe and Mail
People Will Want To Know What Their Best Coping Mechanism Is
"Why review U.S. wines in a trade war?"
- Toronto Star
Not When Premier Ford Is The Star
"Bully vids a teachable moment?"
- Toronto Sun
Of Course
Studies Show Votes For Female Candidates Count For Only 77% Of Votes For Male Candidates
"Are women starting presidential race from behind?"
- Toronto Star
You Can ANSWER The Questions Whenever You Choose
It's Implementing The Plans That Will Take Serious Effort
"The people versus autonomous cars
The emergence of driverless vehicles will present a host of legal questions. How can we start to answer them without rebuilding our infrastructure from the ground up?"
- Globe and Mail
Politicians Never Lie! One Told Me That Just The Other Day!
"Why do we let politicians lie to us?"
- Toronto Star
No - She Usually Comes Through The Front Door Of My Apartment
"Does your job bring you joy?"
- Toronto Sun
Like That Respected Philosopher Clint Eastwood Once Said...
"Do we deserve our planet?"
- Toronto Star
Naah - The Length Of One's Fingers Is Irrelevant To International Economics
"Is it fair to compare Canadian to U.S. indexes?"
- Globe and Mail
Because He's Not A Male Body Spray?
"Musk was reined in. Why not Zuckerberg?"
- Toronto Star
Sure. When Her Chin Falls Off, You Should Tell Her Where It Bounced To
"My friend has had too much plastic surgery. Should I say something?"
- Globe and Mail
I Think The Name, Zuckerbergiansis Nonindigenati Pretty Much Says It All
"Natural beauty, or alien species?"
- Toronto Star
Glass Breaks
So, When You Throw Rocks, Throw Them In The Direction Of People You Don't Like
"What has Germany learned - and remembered - from Kristallnacht?"
- Globe and Mail
An Atheist?
"Who wouldn't want to hear the voice of God?"
- Toronto Star
