I'm outing the outre oaths of Warren Oates!
I'm not saying I'm popular with Russian bots, but my Facebook page has 1,000 Laikas...
My favourite TV series about author Huxley: This is Aldous...
The silence of the lambs could be considered baas relief...
If Erno was a triplet, would he have been Rubik cubed?
Virile Cyril married Harry Carey...
Zero corrupts. Absolute zero corrupts absolutely...
You believe there was a time when films came in canisters? Get reel!
The rabbit that sued its owner for better food found its case ending up in a pellet court...
The favourite Star Trek movie featuring a Jewish villain must be The Wrath of Hanukkahn...
Stretches you do in the nude could be considered arobic exercise...
Children playing in the schoolyard can sometimes be teeter tots...
Try as you might, you will never find Borat on the periodic table of the elements...
Actor Brad doesn't have a posse, he has a Pitt crew...
If Bruce Wayne had been Jewish, would he have said, "Quick, Robin, to the Bat Mitzvah mobile!"?
Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen worked on the original x-ray specs...
Meyer Katz said: "I'm not a mere cat - I'm a meerkat!"
You want to vote for who as the best dancer? I'll see you at the ballet box!
The woman living under Shariah law was constantly asking, "Do these pants make me look fatwa?"
The tennis player with all the merch knows that it's a Seles market...
My favourite Modern English song about writer Capote: "I Melt With Tru..."
That guy can't do a single thing right! You could say that he's a jackass of all trades...
My favourite film about a Jedi student who went insane: Padawan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...
Have you ever noticed that people don't pay attention to sentences that start with, "Have you ever noti -" Oh...
My favourite alcoholic beverage/form of exercise: Mai Tai Chi...
First rule of trouble: when you reach the bottom of the barrel, stop scraping!
My favourite actor/singer/Japanese snack: Ed Amames...
I went to the Dark Side - their cookies sucked!
I'm very enthusiastic about acting in Ibsen's play: as far as I'm concerned, it's full steam aHedda Gabler...
The vampire's favourite pop song? "You're So Vein..."
My favourite fashion model/keyboard shortcut: Carol Control Alt Delete...
Remember: "Gimme, gimme" never Stan Gaetz...
My favourite TV series about comedians in prison: Hoosegow is It?
My favourite Barnie Miller actor/Chinese structure: Abe Pagoda...
The footnoter's favourite side dish was annotater tots...
If you disobey the laws of physics at a quantum level, you must go substrate to jail...
My favourite musical about a nanny who bakes biscuits: Mary Poppinfresh Dough...
When the Mexican condiment truck fell into the gap in the road, it truly was a sinkhole de mayo...
My favourite bit of dirt/impressionist painter: Clod Monet...
Growing tired of writing fables, "The Hare and the Tortoise" was a definite Aesop to his fans...
My favourite Split Enz song about sailing half the year with an anthropologist named Luis: "Six Months in a Leakey Boat..."
My favourite alcoholic beverage/dancer and choreographer: Pina Bausch Colada...
The mathematician knew that the best place to leave his car was in parallelogram parking...
My favourite Belgian nerd: an Antwerp...
My favourite Elvis song about a woman who starred in The Avengers: "Are You Lumley, Tonight?"
In the early part of the band's career, the leader singer of U2 had to constantly prove his Bono fides...
My favourite he-man actor? Russell Cro-Magnon...
My favourite Moody Blues song about finding the right pants: "In Search of the Lost Cords..."
All of the experienced speakers were told to leave their daises at the door...
My favourite TV comedy duo featuring a spotted horse: Roan and Martin...
My favourite country singer/quick and easy meal to make for lunch: Reba McEntire & Cheese...
My favourite post-apocalyptic movie/way of going into debt: Mad Maxing out my credit card...
My favourite building addition/series of beach movies star: Annex Funicello...
Are albino crocodiles and snakes animal crackers?
My favourite Paul Simon song about sorcerous magic: "You can call me alchemy..."
My favourite flavour of disgraced actor: Caramel Gibson...
My favourite classic actress you can wear: Greta Garb...
Names have power. Metamucil probably wouldn't sell as well as it does if it had been named Self-referentialmucil...
My favourite pop band collaborators: The Abetting Tings...
