Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines, Man, They Blow My Mind!
Headlines, Man, They Blow My Mind!
Having The Wrong Skills Just Didn't Work Out For Some Reason
"Wanted: Workers with the right skills"
- Globe and Mail
Does Anybody Hear A Squeaking Sound? Asks Trump
It's Very Annoying
"Tariffs on metal must go, says Freeland"
- Toronto Star
It's Headlines Like This That Make Me Love Being Canadian
"Vancouverites pick sides as koi-eating otter in Sun Yat-Sen garden evades capture"
- Globe and Mail
Go Back To It? He Put His Name On It!
"If Trump's racist, he needs to go back to racism school"
- Toronto Sun
There Was Hope Left In Afghanistan?
"In Afghanistan, Hope Is Fading"
- New York Times
Hard Brexiteers Respond: "See? They're STILL Trying To Dictate What We Do!"
"Brexit deal is as good as it gets, EU head warns British lawmakers"
- Globe and Mail
And, We Say That With All Due Love And Respec - Pffffffht!
"Sorry, Mr. Trudeau, but socialism sucks"
- Toronto Sun
For What Will Be Determined At A Later Date
"Encana founder blames Trudeau"
- Toronto Star
Somebody Should Have Told The President - It May Have Moderated His Meltdown
"A blue wave in midterms might not spell disaster for Trump"
- Globe and Mail
"A blue wave may just help Trump"
- Toronto Star
Don't You Scream Bloody Murder When Anybody Says That About Killers Who Don't Run Countries?
"We should focus on changing Saudi behaviour - not on punishment"
- Globe and Mail
1. If Your Pot Is Burning, You're Lighting It Wrong
"Answers to your burning pot questions"
- Toronto Star
Take The Train
"HOW TO MAKE ANY FLIGHT MORE COMFORTABLE"
- Globe and Mail
Wow - Elections Really Do Focus The Mind!
Toronto votes for bland, boring and timid"
- Toronto Star
"This time around, Tory's mission clear"
- Toronto Star
Apparently, The Bully In Washington Is Too Far Gone To Do Anything About
"Ottawa must stand up to Beijing the bully"
- Globe and Mail
Insists He Would Have Come From Somewhere Else, But His Parents Didn't Give Him A Choice
"Fredericton man claims temporary insanity"
- Toronto Star
We're Sure It Will Be The Best Rest Anybody In The World Has Ever Had
"Perfectionists, it's time to give yourself a break"
- Globe and Mail
But, I Need To Know When!
"How can you prove what happened in the privacy of your own home?"
- Toronto Star
"How involved should I be in my child's politics?"
- Toronto Star
"How to find a positive outlook to help you get out of the bed in the morning"
- Globe and Mail
"How to properly give the cottage to your kids
Unless you plan your strategy, capital gains could bump you into a higher tax bracket"
- Globe and Mail
"How we got into this messy toilet situation"
- Toronto Star
"How not to get hammered by rising condo fees"
- Globe and Mail
"How the value of time has turned service businesses into the new startups"
- Globe and Mail
NOTE: Amputated Human Limbs Do Not Generally Grow Back, And The Procedure May Be Illegal In Some Jurisdictions
"Even kids need help relaxing
It can be hard to get your children to disconnect from devices while on holiday. Here's how to teach them to embrace free time and the joy of doing nothing"
- Globe and Mail
I Know, Right?
"'We need flying burgers'"
- Toronto Star
Opposing Them
"Business plays critical role in climate solutions"
- Globe and Mail
Of Course, The Sample Size Was Three And All Of Them Live On The Bridlepath, But That Doesn't Affect The Results...
"Ahead of Morneau's fall update, poll says Canadians prioritize balanced budget"
- Globe and Mail
Which Most Of Them Originally Opposed.
Time Has A Habit Of Putting How Funny The World Is Into Stark Relief
"Deal's many opponents are happy to fall back on NAFTA"
- Toronto Star
You Can Always Announce The Change In A 20 Page Memo
"To become a better leader, let go of your micromanaging ways"
- Globe and Mail
I Guess It's In The Hands Of...Uhh...Lawyers Now...
"Legal Aid overpaid lawyer, but doesn't know by how much"
- Toronto Star
Corporate Truism: No CEO Lost His Annual Bonus By Stiffing His Workers
"GM steps up cost-cutting, despite strong quarter"
- Globe and Mail
WHAT ARE THEY MAKING PLANES OUT OF THESE DAYS?
"Flying gluten-free becoming easier"
- Toronto Star
If You Don't, You Run The Risk Of Some Day Becoming President
"Why you need to keep self-deception in check"
- Globe and Mail
Canada Has A Nerve To Keep?
"NAFTA
Canada must keep its nerve"
- Toronto Star
Gosh - Is It Wednesday Already?
"Senate committee calls for corporate tax cuts to boost competitiveness"
- Globe and Mail
Unlike His Opponents, Who Are Campaigning With The Slogan, "Anybody But Me"
"Scheer not planning to lose election"
- Toronto Star
Our Politicization Of Refugees, On The Other Hand, Is Cleansing And Uniting
"Trudeau's politicization of refugees toxic and divisive"
- Toronto Sun
Because It's Worked For Him This Far, So Why Change Now?
"Why Ontario's Premier will be a big wild card in the 2019 election"
- Globe and Mail
It Will Be Debated By Nude Wrestlers?
"Canadian carbon politics about to get interesting"
- Toronto Star
