Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Have All the Answers if You Have Any of the Questions
Headlines Have All the Answers if You Have Any of the Questions
Considering He Doesn't Know What He Knows, This Seems Unlikely...
"Election: Ford is unschooled in government, but will he know what he doesn't know?"
- Globe Mail
Because His Penis Is So Small?
"Why is Kim's letter to Trump so big?"
- Toronto Star
I Wouldn't Count It Out: The Company Has Really Been Working On Its Come Hither Look Lately
"Can Corus find a wealthy saviour?"
- Globe and Mail
Accept Your Biological Destiny And Quit Your Job To Raise Your Children, Then Convince All Of Your Female Friend To Do The Same*
"I'm a woman earning more than a female colleague. What should I do?"
- Globe and Mail
* Thanks To Vice President Mike Pence For Writing This Headline
When We're Dead?
"The dollar will eventually pay the price for U.S. deficits
In the long run, the dollar should be weaker. But when will the long run arrive?
- Toronto Star
Naah - The President Will Call It Fake News
"Wait - are flip flops fashionable again?"
- Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: What Goes Up Must Come Down...On The Heads Of The Poor
"Can stock markets continue to rise above it all?"
- Globe and Mail
That Would Be A Mouthful
"What if we could have our cake - and our character, too?"
- Globe and Mail
Owww - Could You Lower Your Font Size A Little - I Just Woke Up!
"Are you ready to shake Monday morning slumps?"
- Toronto Star
Frankie Says: Relax
"HOW DO I GET THE MOST OUT OF MASSAGE THERAPY?"
- Globe and Mail
That's The Updated Version Of The Wicked Son Question At Passover
"Will Senate members across the border cross their President on trade?"
- Globe and Mail
I'd Be Interested To Hear Juror Archie Bunker's Answer
"What role did racism play in verdict?"
- Toronto Star
Use A Dash Of Panache
And A Pile Of Style
And, When In Doubt,
Chamomile!
"How do I grill with skill?"
- Globe and Mail
I Would Vote For Them Again!
"Should Science Revive a Rhino?"
- New York Times
It Depends: Will It Take Place On Fifth Avenue?
"Can the U.S Congress stop the President from killing NAFTA?"
- Globe and Mail
Airlines Should Make Them Wait For Three Hours, Then Tell Them Their Complaint Has Been Bumped To Next Week
"How should airlines treat inconvenienced customers?"
- Toronto Star
By Resigning And Letting Somebody Who Knows What She's Doing Take Over?
"How can Doug Ford fix the Toronto area's housing crisis?
- Toronto Star
Work More.
Spend Less.
Weep On Your Own Time.
"I've been given a new role with more work and less pay. What are my options?"
- Globe and Mail
It Depends On How They Roll
"Could Oman's rocks help save the planet?"
- Toronto Star
Oh, All Those Young Hep Cats Can Dig It!
Hubba Hubba!
"The new playboy
Can Hugh Hefner's 26-year-old son convince his generation that Playboy is still sexy?"
- Toronto Star
Naah - The Cops Have Got The Ghettos Under Tight Control
What?
"Is the United States on the brink of civil unrest?"
- Globe and Mail
Threaten To Dance Naked In Her Front Room?
"How can I persuade my daughter to hang curtains in her street-facing window?"
- Globe and Mail
Don't Elect Him?
"How to Respond to a Bully?"
- New York Times
As Real As The Fairies In Your Head That Tell You That You Can Eat That Last Piece Of Cake Without Getting Fat
"How real is the right to pay less tax?"
- Globe and Mail
More Important: Does It Contain As Many Worms?
"Does the apple fall from the Mulroney tree?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Whose Definition Of The Term You're Using
"Does Doug Ford's victory signal the end of common sense in Ontario politics?"
- Globe and Mail
Mimsi Defibrillo (Just Don't Tell Her Husband She Has A Calling - He's Old-fashioned)
"Who is the real bogeyman?"
- Toronto Star
Maybe Not, But It Will Certainly Make The Dating Scene More Complicated
"Will Vancouver's distribution of wearable ashtrays prevent littering?"
- Globe and Mail
"HOW DO I SKIP LIKE A PRO?"
- Globe and Mail
"Sir, We're Going To Need A New Bed After This..."
"What's the best way to address an elephant in the bedroom?"
- Toronto Star
It's Not Like There Are A Lot Of White Slave Songs For Them To Sing!
"Should white people sing black slave songs?"
- Globe and Mail
